One day closer to impact. Tic Tok

It's not KW4 its Apophis 99942 and it's in a decade.

During the approach of May 25, 2019, the asteroid will pass at the very safe distance of 3,219,955 miles from Earth (5,182,015 km), or about 13.5 times the Earth-moon distance.
earthsky.org/space/double-asteroid-1999-kw4-closest-may-25-2019

So you have a janitor position open?

how big is it?

Why would you wait until the last minute like this? And how long do you have to stay there for?

>systems ordered shut down by (((someone)))
>extremely flimsy cover story
>agency crippled by diversity hires and not years of systemic budget cuts
>poor understanding of astrophysics
>an apocalypse prediction on Jow Forums
larp confirmed. things fly between the moon and the planet literally all the time.

Preparations are underway at the highest levels.

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i hope it hits directly on DC

>May 6th
1st day of ramadan

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No, I’d rather die Florida man than live anywhere else. If anything this deserves a cat 5 hurricane like asteroid party.

Yeah, that's all about Venezuela, not an asteroid...current events much?

was almost believable until the diversity hires part

it's never too late till the fat lady sings, and she's still trying to catch her fat breath

Better yet
Florida

Not too far from the one that clobbered the Chesapeake Bay.

k, im too poor though

>even with our brains and tech space has a mind of its own
stopped reading there. nice larping

I live in southwest Florida, how fucked am I

>watch Deep Impact in 1998
>Wait 20 years
>Create LARP which has the exact same plot as Deep Impact
>???

I hope it hits directly on my head. I'm too old for the zombie apocalypse. A quick, painless, unexpected and unavoidable death is all I ask for.

Keep laughing faggots. The wave will reach St Louis. America is fucked. Want proof? Just follow the rich people.....

Maybe after this does not happen people will start to realize that all fear mongering stories are horse shit that is intended to impact peoples higher faculties, because that is what fear does.

Maybe.. One could hope, at least.

His ass? Well let's just say it would be an ELE if it were to fall from the top of the Empire State Building.

>believes in space in 2019
May God pretect you, americans, because your own government will nuke you.
Tomorrow 1st May is a very important day for freemasons, I hope they don't sacrifice any of you.

>brings up diversity hiring when trying to warn people about asteroid collusion

Fuck off

geee US Navy is sending Aircraft carriers to try to stop an asteroid from hitting the Earth this must to be true

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>thanks to diversity hires we outta brainz kæk
>earth be fugged you to bad zozzle
looooooooooooooooooooool k

Proper fucked.

>tfw I live in Arizona 1000 feet above sea level and on the other side of the country

Oh no! The east coast gets destroyed and my summer has highs of 88 instead of 115

Lel bring it on

Fake and gay.

>"muh gravity feedback loop"

obviously poster has an 8th grade education.

t. REAL NASA scientist.

Maximum amount

Fuck off, we are full in the Midwest. Learn to swim.

That movie sucked. Nigger president. So unrealistic. I liked the nuclear pulse propulsion craft though.

No. When they figure out the trajectories of stuff, they are spot on.

Is this the new september LARP?

Big enough that packing your bags and switching coasts won't save you.
You either die fast near impact, or you starve like most plebs.

I hope it falls directly on my head. Sadly it won't because it's not happening.

Well, no one ever accused burgers of being smart.

Praise Kek that he might meme the asteroid into hitting directly into Germany

I am the impact zone

> look at me

The thing about asteroid impact doom porn is that, sooner or later, it WILL happen. However, sooner or later can be thousands or millions of years because the universe can't into human lifespans or perceptions of time.

But I wanna watch the world burn anyway so come on space rock! Lemme have it!

Sorry daddy

man they said may 20 something

this is a test btw

ayy lmao

I'm just gonna stay and die. I had a good run.

Well now, we're of a like mind, user. I raise my glass in a toast, one doomer to another. We who are about to die salute you!

I'm gonna be so pissed when nothing happens. There's nothing worse than believing suicide is the worst sin and not having any will to live.

Please annihilate every single square inch of Jew Jersey and Jew York.

woah... RARE SHIT

Damn I'm not in the impact zone and will likely just suffer in the ensuing chaos and horror evoked by this catastrophe. Other nations would likely seize the chance as well compounding the fighting.

>I'm gonna be so pissed when nothing happens
Why? If you accept nothing will ever happen you may as well not care it won't because you're technically already in limbo.

>North of Puerto Rico
FINALLY!!!!!!

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>Gravity is unstable and can create a feed back loop
???

TRUST THE PLAN

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bad things happen to those who seek to harm me

This is a CIA experiment to see what it takes to cause panic. Every two months there is always some type of warning about a coming catastrophe. Always. Nothing ever fucking happens. They want to see how far one post can go. How far one post on Jow Forums can spread through the Internet. How many of you schizophrenic nerds create your own posts on this fake subject? Is this on Reddit now? How many mentions on Twitter? Instagram? Facebook? Etc. etc.

Do not let them distract you from the real matters at hand, like how do we convince niggers and spics to go to war with each other so that the white man can breathe free.

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>its not going to hit my house
gay

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...

I'll tell you what: I have a lottery ticket. If it wins tonight, then I'll be certain that the world will end shortly thereafter, because doomer.

If life sucks, it can't end soon enough. If life is sweet it will end almost immediately.

Seriously, just being a doomer because oldfag and unsuccessful. An ironic, comedic coping mechanism. DESU, nothing really matters, my consciousness is immortal, and life is a mystery.

It's pretty obvious it's artificially pushed.

>I work at NASA
My dad works at nintendo.

Wow you can use Microsoft word that’s really impressive, look loser I actually work for the the us gov and we would never use such a basic font

I typed DESU not DESU...kind of strange

How high will be the estimated wave?

What if this user message is part of legitimate drills?

Think about it.

>there are normies RIGHT NOW who repost happenings on their retarded social media sites thus invalidating the happening
>hiroshimoot will never put up a ex-hentai tier barrier of entry for this site to keep those retards out
This is why we can't have nice things.

go back to r*ddit you fucking faggot

> my consciousness is immortal
Actually it's not. Your consciousness/mind is a fragment of the infinite encased in a body which allows it to function the way it does. Lose your body and you'll become nothing forever because "yourself" is finite and only one even if there's countless people that think exactly like you or maybe even look like but share no genes/blood because of how much humanity has reproduced.

A good way to realize this is extensive brain-damage victims. Loss of memory, motor functions, imagination, abstract thought... You'd think nothing is better than being alive or a hell but you'd be wrong because we can imagine what a hell would be while nothing is nothing. It doesn't exist. You won't exist. I won't exist.

>thinking nasa is the only one watching the sky
>not knowing of thousands of amateur astronomers doing all the real sky watching

This ain't the movies. Dejewish your brain.

Doesn't matter. The thing about an asteroid impact is that not only can't the government protect you from it, they might not even be able to warn you it's going to happen. When you consider that government is ultimately a protection racket, you will understand why they would be motivated to deceive you on this matter. It is something completely beyond their control, and very real. It reduces the government's legitimacy to zero in an instant if it happens.

over there ? nice fuck the us im safe.

True. You'd use comic sans.

>tip tip

i live on the east coast, only 100 feet above sea level and about half a mile from the coast. its been fun boys.

Fake and gay.

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my dick is giant

BERMUDA BTFO'D

People take for granted just how many people are watching the sky at any given time.

If we know about here, it's been written off by people who know what they are talking about thousands of times

that being said

PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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don't forget to livestream to us

The moon actually flew over my house

So why hasn't I-95 been flooded by jews fleeing south Florida with their property?

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It’ll hit cuba

who here remembers

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what do you have against comic sans?

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You contradict yourself in this post. I am a fragment of the infinite. That fragment is what is immortal...not this very temporary identity tied to my corporal existence. There is a universal consciousness that is received by the brain, not oroduced by it. My identity shall perish, my consciousness shall not. Fortunately, I am not too attached to this identity.

Jews are parasites they'll die out without a host anyway so why bother if there's a quicker option?

might as well

I hope the calculation are wrong and it lands right on my fucking head. I dont want to be here fighting with feral groids for food and water.

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so armageddon was better?

>a jew and a nigger save help the world after whitey kills himself

>I work at NASA
>gravity is unstable and can create a feedback loop
>gravity feedback loop
>>GRAVITY FEEDBACK LOOP

Space isn't even real tho

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