Brit/pol/ tasty buttie Edition

>REMINDER: Register to vote for EU parliament elections by 7th May
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>Bacon-sandwich-loving Ed Miliband says Brits should eat less meat to tackle climate change
thesun.co.uk/news/8969124/bacon-sandwich-loving-ed-miliband-says-brits-should-eat-less-meat-to-tackle-climate-change/

>Swindon UKIP chairman steps down over Carl Benjamin
swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17607283.swindon-ukip-chairman-step-down-over-carl-benjamin/

>Labour NEC backs second referendum in specific circumstances
theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/30/labour-nec-backs-second-referendum-in-specific-circumstances

>STOP BREGSIT guy stands in front of Jeremy Corbyn's car as he left the NEC meeting
twitter.com/itvnews/status/1123281734408208387 (embed)

>Met Police officers 'violent, bullying, racist' probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48105457

Other News
>Venezuela opposition leader claims coup is under way – live news
amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2019/apr/30/venezuela-opposition-leader-juan-guaido-claims-coup-underway-live-news

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archive.is/kYggG
youtube.com/watch?v=VLfzvUvTXgY
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6978099/UK-drones-licences-fliers-forced-pay-16-50-fee-register-smallest-devices.html
archive.org/details/BUFandOswaldMosley
thejc.com/news/uk-news/revealed-mi5-s-jewish-terrorism-fear-1.11773
youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Julian Assange will be sentenced at Southwark Crown Court at 1030 tomorrow for ‘violating his bail conditions’ whilst seeking & obtaining political asylum. On Thursday at 10 am there will be a hearing in Westminster Magistrate Court on the US extradition request.

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State of UKIP appealing to people who can't even vote yet and edgelords

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i schleep

“No one can convince me that all of the stabbings, the suicides, the violence in Northern Ireland is unrelated to austerity"

archive.is/kYggG

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lol I used to follow that ginger lad on Instagram

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you kip

Av a line of Columbia's fine.

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Eddie where are you I want to bully your -100 IQ again?

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why does my drug habit intimidate you LARPcels?

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Evening all, anyone else drinking to forget everything?

you've never ad a line in your life you LARPcel

>only drinking
lmao you're pathetic
goml

just doing that "ok" sign makes me cringe for some reason. It's looks pretentious.

Another gram I've polished.

Seem like a pretty cool bunch desu.

does that photograph make you cringe because it's of young people who attend parties, take drugs and have sex and it reminds you how you don't and can't and never will do those things?

you mis-spelled cock

why have you got cock on the brain?
why does it make you so angry that I take drugs?

>On a Tuesday night
You need help

Imagine voting for Labour in a blue ties

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>you've never ad a line

I've had more disco biscuit's than you have snorting paracetamol. WHOOSH!

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why are you so intimidated by the fact that I can take drugs and perform well at my job the next day?

STOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP BREEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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you will lose everything

Jesus Christ

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lmao you're so fuming with sheer jealousy you can't even string together a proper sentence you pitiful LARPcel

What job? Working in a warehouse? Lol

Convert to Islam.

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Norf Posting has gone too far lads...

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why are you so mad that I work in a factory?
seems like a trivial thing to get upset about doesn't it really

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Islam to convert.

There has yet to be a thinking man who, once exposed to it, didn't convert.

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I'm not mad, I'll be sat back chilling while you'll be wageslaving. Top kek wagecuck.

>Gruggs

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Oh my sweet summer child, the norf posting has yet to begin

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I've read the Koran several times, it's pants.

but that way you'll always be too poor to afford drugs, prozzies and takeaway food?

Muh "you don't want the other kids to think you're an idiot, user...do you?" argument
Literally pleb tier recruiting.
Only a fucking retard would think the koran is anything other than fear compliance for sub 60IQ people.

why LARP?

>Takeaway food
>He gives money to pakis
You traitorous cuck!

Not a LARP, I've read it, thought it best to see what all the fuss was about it..it's pants.

You're voting for Sargon, right?

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>chow mein
I've stated multiple times that I only eat the patrician's takeaway, not greasy filth like you malodorous povvos indulge in
You haven't read it and you're LARPing, admit it

legalize craic

I'll take a George Washington on this buddy, I cannot lie, read it 3 times, its not long..never bothered with the hadith bs, but the core koran isn't too long of a read.

why do you envy based Muslims?

I really want to make a Streets of Rage.

Set in Warrington.

fucking subhumans. please tell me this isnt in america

so you admit you haven't read it and you were LARPing when you said that you had?

I don't care.

No.

why do Keanecels just think they can post their bullshit in my personal thread?

>Prozzies
What's the matter lad? You have to pay for sex because no girl wants your little cocktail sausage?

why did you LARP?

why are you so mad that I have sex? is it because you're a virgin?

What is Eddie to man? A laughingstock or a painful embarrassment. And Eddie shall be just that for the overman: a laughingstock or a painful embarrassment...

He is standing in my region.

I'm voting for based Anne.

I've done him again

youtube.com/watch?v=VLfzvUvTXgY

why are you deliberately conflating me with a known LARPer?

Tory cunt

Two little boys had two little toys.

Yeah you did have sex and then the blow up doll deflated

why LARP?
the Lorry LARPcel is living in your head rent free lmao

why are you so worked up that I take drugs and have sex that you're telling this entire thread about your pitiful first and only sexual experience?

seething meme flag

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6978099/UK-drones-licences-fliers-forced-pay-16-50-fee-register-smallest-devices.html
>New licences for UK drones will see fliers forced to pay £16.50 fee to register all but the smallest devices – or face a £1,000 fine
>OI WHERE'S YA DRONE LOICENCE

It's all so tiresome.

>Imagine actually giving Eddie the time of day.
Makes you wonder what a world would be like

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>nervous Jewish laughter

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drone laws are like drug laws
you'll obey both without question
it's because you're a lesser man

Kill yourself

You do neither lad, you spend all your time on britpol

did Eddie BTFO you or something?

All this nanny state bullshit controlling everything. At least it made me finally get around to getting a VPN. Fuck this country.

lmao why does it make you so angry that I live like a man and you live like a child?

What VPN do you use? Want to get one myself but unsure on which one to go for.

It's all waiting for you pal

archive.org/details/BUFandOswaldMosley

how is it my fault if you can't tell the difference between me, pubes, eddie and the various other people I see you mongs accusing of being me? lmfao

I'm using ExpressVPN. Doesn't work on Jow Forums though.

LARPchive

Guys, I couldn't post or refresh pages without a VPN for the past hour.
What are (((they))) testing?

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every empire throughout history has btfo the Jews. It's just a matter of time. The next destruction is imminent.

Thanks, user.

just woke up dont even know where dopesick as fuck

someone come pick me up x

There was literally nothing wrong with MI5 until the mid 70s. They want to protect Britain but they've been misled.

thejc.com/news/uk-news/revealed-mi5-s-jewish-terrorism-fear-1.11773

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youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0

MI5 bros your leaders are betraying you and Britain... come over to the light.

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Jokes aside I genuinely can't tell if I hate him or if he's my favourite poster here despite all the shite he usually does

We just want Britain to be great again.

sounds like a LARP t b h kid
boring post
boring song

It's nothing to do with hating other people, we just want a home.

MI5 are in on it.
Being educated in modern universities really fucked up our sense of loyalty.

someone told me i apparently got on bus but didnt pay and some bloke tried to stop me and when i saw the ticket collector thing on his shirt i said thats just a fancy way of saying massive virgin then give him a left right goodnight put my umbro ski mask on no face no case crushed his glasses wae ma lonsdale slip ons called the driver a fat paedo n done a runner

In the 1970s MI5 was worried about some of the Jewish business associates of Prime Minister Harold Wilson, Joseph Kagan, Rudy Sternberg and Harry Kissin, whose dealings in Eastern Europe made them potential targets of Soviet espionage. All became peers.

I don't know who else to ask anymore?

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Does anybody with influence want to help???

Yeah sorry I can't tell losers apart lol