James Bond can be a woman

I watched atomic blonde recently, I thought that was the female version

Or just let the franchise die

Black transwoman who is also dyslexic.

Is he trying to open his mouth to the (((right))) persons to signify he's ready to go back to sucking dick for roles when his Bond gig is done?

Daniel Craig is a woman

Jamie bond.

inb4 black woman

It's not about making female characters, it's about destroying male ones

Alternative take
>Casino Bling
>Live and Let OD
>Crackmaker
>Section 8 Forever
>From a Nigger in Jail
>Dr Kang
>Cokeslinger
>For Muh Hoes Only
>Octocoon
>Nigger Who Robbed Me
>You Only Snitch Once
>The Nigger with a Stolen Bike

Bond, Mr. Jane Bond

See what I did there ? I made a funny

Q: here's your car, 00-myxn, its a brand new volkswagen bug. the cigarette lighter is actually lipstick, and over here, the center console is actually a box of tissues. inside the headrest, a box containing 500 tampons.. be careful, dont touch that! there's a hydraulic dildo installed in the driver's seat. if you need a weapon there's some mace in the glove box.
JB: looks like theres enough room in that backseat to suck a few dicks.
Q: ..really 00-myxn. be serious. see here, the backseat actually folds out into storage for extra shoes and inside the trunk- a vision board. do take good care of it, i'd like to see it back in one piece this time..
JB: i'll try and not get it too.. -dirty.
Q:*sigh*

Either that or he wants to hold the distinction of being the least watchable Bond for as brief a time as possible.

Jenna Bond in:

Dr. No Means No
Gold in finger
You only live 'till 30
The man with the golden wallet
The beta who loved me
Loicence to divorce
Alimony is not enough

And more to come...
Imagine that. Imagine being Ian Fleming's corpse now.

What the fuck happened to this world

The jews. Seriously

>Dr. No Means No
Lmao

>Alimony is not enough
I cracked up IRL. Well done.

i would be down to see a female bond using her pussy to get ahead.

Are you implying James Bond hasn't done that regularly?

Reminds me of something we used to say in the days of Goldeneye for N64.
We would always call our frens to play this game back home.
> You wanna play some James Bunda?
I'm dead fucking serious.
Now James Bunda is gonna a thing. Bunda, Jamie Bunda. Jenna Bunda, whatever.

this. it's not a meme like it used to be. it's real.

Jane Bondage

Dr. Nah
Chickenfinger
Never Say Nigger Again
The Sleeping in Daylights
The Welfare is Not Enough

>Live and Let OD
That one got me.
10/10 Finn

that's my point. i think it would be entertaining. all she has to do to defeat the villain is say she is pregnant and willing to get an abortion if he stop
>((takes birth control))
>for queen and country

>Daniel Craig says he would welcome a house fire as he gears up to leave the house he's currently in

>tell them what they want so your life doesn't get hard
>smart man

Dr.NoMeansNO
From Rusty Vagina with Lust
Golddigger
Suckhisballs
You Only Squirt Twice
in Her Majesty's Secret Surplus
Diamonds Are For Her
Live and Lets Fuck
The Girl with the Golden Tongue
The Guy Who Loved Me
Moonraper
For Your Thighs Only
Octopussy
Never Say Clever Again
A View to a Sale
The Living Wage Rights
License to Shoplift
GoldenGuy
Tomorrow Never Cries
The Mall is Not Enough
Cry Another Day
Susan Boyle
Motrin of Solace
Guyfall
Spectrum

Fine with me. It will just end up being a bomb like all the other femanist reboots.

daniel craig is the most pozzed bond so far. what a cunt.

>implying they just won't make up numbers like Mrs marvel

I’d prefer him being a nigger over being a women, honestly.

It’s not like there’s really any reason why Bond can’t be a nigger, unless you have an issue with a nigger in 1950s Britain. With that being said, there were a small number of niggers in Britain by then, and I’m not sure that Bond is supposed to be completely historically accurate anyway.

A woman Bond? No offense, but I’m not sure how a woman could do his stunts.

>t. Nigger

Sherrylock Holmes and Wanda are coming next.

this is the last james bond movie then

>Beyonce is... James Bond 007

>not shaquanda Holmes and her beta white guy side kick

Not bad Russia...not bad at all...

Alternative take
>Dr. Mangina
>From College With Regret
>Stinky Finger
>Thundercunt
>You Only Divorce Twice
>For Her Majesty's Loose Sphincter
>Sterilization is Forever
>The Cunt With a Jew Lawyer
>The Cis-Male Who Raped Me
>Octopenetration
>Never Say the Safeword Again
>A View to a Family Court
>License to Bitch
>Nagging Never Ends
>Nothing is Ever Enough
>Trap Another Beta
>Alimony of Solace

You can't reboot A Fish Called Wanda. Not enough people know that movie.

makes sense, craig was a homo already so they just need to give xir a drag and call it a day.

>alimony of solace
kek

This is the next 007, Aisha Mehmet

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Would anybody really watch "007:Cool Wine Aunt"?

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I might if it was that bitch from the vampire movies and she had a full frontal seen

>seen
Scene.
om retarded

They're just too brave and powerful for you, shitlord. They can play any character in media in their insulated society where they never experience violence or serious hardship as well as any man. They can be just as good at being military and CEOs too, and if you don't actively support them doing more of that you're a bigot who will be replaced. I support women and I'll cut off my balls and vote for leftists to show it.

Still better than a nigger fucking white women. No one will accept a woman as James Bond so the franchise will die which is the best possible outcome.

Cate Beckinsale or the cokehead(twilight)? Famke Janssen would be tollerable

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>Cate Beckinsale
This bitch. Dat booty mien

I would accept a female spy movie if it was a traditional black widow type female spy
If its gender bendered james bond that would be lame

No one gives a shit if they make a female spy movie. The issue is turning bond into a MUH VAJAYJAY shit in an effort to destroy symbols of white masculinity

Because a female James Bond would just be a high class hooker pimped out by the brave brown londistanis

>why create a new character when you can steal?
>women

why not trans disabled black?

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You joke.... This Wil be reality before we finally collapse

make it muslim, too. then you'll have an international hit and rake in the big bucks

I unironically hate women. They have to ruin literally everything. You can’t even get a proper education without having to take fee-fees classes because some board of cunts think it’s necessary I learn about their periods and niggers in the ghetto. Video games, martial arts, sports, academia, they ruin everything. Dumb cunts.

They're tools of the jew, who you should really hate, but yes

I always enjoyed the sexual tourist aspects of Bond, as exemplified by Live and Let Die and The Man with the Golden Gun.

This. Even Timothy Dalton was a better Bond.

Oh well nothing good lasts forever. Die Another Day was the last real Bond movie to me imo.

Can it be a hot woman or does she have to be ugly?

>And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.

But still he won't give the role to Ebris Elba
The hypocrisy of libs

Moonfaker.

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Bond should be a ghetto black trans woman

I will not absolve women of responsibility. They have been the downfall of many great nations, they vote against their own interests, they do everything wrong, they know it, and they don’t care. They don’t care everyday men like me have to suffer just so they can get a minor dopamine release. They’re evil.

My transient friend and I agree with that.

>they know it,
I honestly doubt they do. I don't think they have the self awareness for that

lena dunham prolly

Hollywood is officially committing suicide.
>get woke
>go broke

>Retards walking 15kms too and from a water source every day because they poisoned their nearby ground water.
>Get the majority of the worlds charity and still are retarded after 50 years of hand holding

There is nothing wrong with this as feminists would complain that Jane Bond is a slut for seducing cis males and wearing a pretty dress

You mean last week? When did you get your n64?

It's a well-known fact that Daniel Craig despises the role and franchise of Bond, and only does it for the money. He will say whatever he needs to in order to pacify the Hollywood liberals and ensure his employability in the future.

The character of Bond will be bastardised to whatever degree, PROVIDED THAT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE THE FILM. It's all about the money. Given the level of excitement over the most recent Avengers capeshit SJW garbage, I wouldn't be surprised if they make Bond into a fat, black, disabled, queer female, and millions of viewers will flock to see it.

Avengers: Endgame is 'woke' as fuck, and it had the most profitable opening weekend in the history of cinema.

james bond was the capeshit of the soviet era
it's completely irrlelevant and dead now (except to the jews and their media)
let it rest in piss. the connery movies were good, but the rest you can forget.

I'd like a woman as the 007, the problem is that they would still make her a fucking elite martial artist who beats up all the male security guards and of course we can't forget the snarky taunts at the expense of men. They just could not do it properly

jew propaganda is dead and buried. deal with it.

If they want to lose money, they can go for it

when you raise an army of npcs in your jew colleges who (((lost))) every ability to critical thinking and are indoctrinated as future americommies, you get what's coming.

Top kek

This.

>Alimony is not enough

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