Any other Texans In a tornado watch?

Any other Texans In a tornado watch?
Report status.

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Outside Status: Breezy
Inside Status: Comfy

big nothing burger, blew over my house by alliance and just rained a lot.

Texas is filled with nothing but Mexicans. Hope you guys get what's coming to you.

It's really happening!

Tim Samaras just flew over my house!

God bless his Chad soul, still chasing twisters even in death.

I wish

I always love this warm, breezy, cloudy weather. Its comfy as fuck.

Tarrant County reporting in. Zero fucks given.

Nothing

Oh fuck off

We have more than our fair share of niggers too, fuckstick.

Well, to be fair, the twister was chasing Tim Samaras. (RIP Tornadoman)

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That El Reno thing was a freak of nature.
2 1/2 mile wide wall cloud with microvortices dancing around the edge. I nearly got wiped out myself.
Tim was a great guy.

So I had dreams about storms for a year before Hurricane Harvey hit. I had dreams recently. Gonna be another good hurricane season.
>t.dude who worked in utilities in SanPat county

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K... keep me posted.

RIP Tim

Dear God..
We can only pray it hits Oklahoma first.

Hell ya boi. Power cut off for a sec. Lewisville Tx. Damn channel 5 weather guy was like 'Lewisville you got nothing to worry about'.
>power out
>power back on
>turn news back on
Tornado by Lewisville is shitting tiny tornadoes out at record pace.

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Same my man. I'm close to the Dallas area of north Texas.
Microwave aint got no time anymore.

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Sic meme dude

Had to move 200 pounds of gardening tools out of the garage to make room for cars
>pic related

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Umm sweetie now you have 200lb's of projectiles, then when your garage collapses you lose your cars. Unless you got insurance and that is your goal

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did it take out amouranths house?

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No. Comfy. Blanket & Pizza.

t. Dallas

Huff my cock baby!

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Little late buddy

Just moved to San Antonio. Castle Hills area. Where do I move to get away from the Mexicans?

Location: DFW
Status: was shitty looking to the northwest earlier, but not flying or spinning my way to Oz yet

The Chad Texas Tornado vs The Virgin Earthquake

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No but I might have to move to California soon so it’s worse than any tornado. Coastal Tx here.

Lufkin

got drunk and smoked alot with the nice cool breeze and beautifully pitter pattering of hard rain on the roof of the driveway but it sorta stopped a while ago

honestly perfect weather
hood country here

Just like the rest of America, thanks Trump!

CC here. Thanks for the hurricane nigger.

we got niggers in SETX

Colleyville here. Feeling fine. Having wine with wifey on the couch.

Bros I'm living in Oklahoma and I hate it.
I WANT TO GO BACK TO TEXAS

...

The only thing stopping you is you.

>Oklahoma getting devastated by a hurricane...
>hurricane

Kek

>t. Oklahomian in Comanche county

north texas here. got smacked with a ton of rain and some surrounding areas got an actual warning

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>The only thing stopping you is you.
Yeah, not like I apply all over the state with my engineering degree.

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Bee Cave is tornado-free