So Jow Forums its been a wild few years

You really don't have to do this.

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HILLARY CLINTON

>i'm wondering how i can make an impact on you guys and make you never forget me.
Invent something useful.

>t.cia

digits say you burst into the SPLC's headquarters in Minecraft, cut your own wiener off and bleed out to to death

Not only are they a crack head, they’re a fucking moron too. They’re clearly attention seeking and have no intention of doing anything, which is probably just as well as there’s no way on earth they could open a childproof cap.

Every human on earth will be dead in 25 days. Might as well stay a while.

Get a fucking grip mate, your life is not that bad you are just being dramatic!

Get a hobby & start going for walks & start going to the gym!

checked and based

my best friend is going to die soon...theres no way ill be bale to handle that one. plus, ive had enough myself. i think i'll just check out myself first.

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You will appear in hell if you do that.

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Thank you for wanting to livestream it. But I don't think you should end your life.

>Countdown to suicide
What a pussy

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Bruh long and steady is the only way to victory.
I don't have if you have to impregnate an ugly white chick, just do it for yourself and us. Family life is awesome anyway.

can I fuck your corpse?

Burn yourself alive outside the iserali embassy. Do it pussy.

Shkyboy

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Alluah Ackbar

Checkd. Gonna remember when my time comes.

More CO2 allowance for me!

Is that hello in Hawaiian??

Where did it all go wrong OP?

Get a cheap go pro, or just use your fucking phone idiot. Stream it, and make sure you kill a bunch of muslims before you shoot it out with the popo.

youre a fucking faggot and you should do it because youre shitting up this board

Go post this message on 8pol

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Mosque

Visit a mosque in minecraft with a special mod

>Also suicide is onions tier behavior.

i disagree. suicide may be the only effective form of protest.

Make sure that you go out like a warrior.

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Hail satan

here's what my family life was like...this world hurts, man. I don't like it here...

I believe in you, anons. i'm going to take one for the team. just let me go.

youtu.be/r0_2Wq9Aos4

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I think killing your self is a bit of a overreaction mate, people dying happens & you have to deal with it, just part of being a adult is dealing with loss & dont allow the pain to break you. Just remember the happy times with your friend.

Make sure you say you did it because you wanted attention and to be famous and to get on the news

this immediately demonizes the media for giving you coverage

OP I am struggling myself but people here need me. Quit drinking and drugs. That shit is poison for the soul. You just have to put some work into being healthy. Exercise. Take b100 complex, D vitamins.

Don't kill yourself yet. The war is coming soon

Do a flip faggot

Sloppy job mossad

You need to leave the city man. Find peace innawoods. Studies have shown a city increases aggression and depression and harms the brain. Get out, go hunting or hiking. Get as far away as you can. After that make a goal. Purpose more than anything can keep a man going. I was horribly depressed but my goals kept me going.
Do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior? He's helped me in many ways and he can help you. He is the one true friend you will have in this world and in your corner. Please try these things, at least try. Suicide is a very permanent thing at least try to look for a solution before you go through with it. Seriously about Christ though, the hope of a new world untainted by sin and man keep me going. I know whatever in life doesn't satisfy me, the next one will in the eternal kingdom.

Your Mom. Your ancestors - they didn't fight so hard for you to even be here for this to be the end. Don't. It can't all be for nothing.

Why the fuck is there a "I'm gonna kill muhself" thread every fucking day?

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This.

Also, why would you want to miss out on SpaceX landing humans on Mars? No fucking way I'd ever kill myself as long as there's a chance of that happening in my lifetime.

fuck, of corpse you can I

Make a YouTube channel and explain yourself in great detail either as a horrifying cringey cautionary tale or as a hero to be enshrined in memes to greater heights.

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Based gobbudist asking the important questions

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Dont do it dude. Push thru and better days will come. Remember we need you and Jesus loves you brother.

If you dont have firearms on your mod use a car

Gas gas gas gonna step on the gas tonight....

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well then
bye
feel bad for you user, i wish you wouldn't but you're probably too far gone to change your mind
don't know where you live but maybe highspeed chase? Fiery death crash?
memorable, classic and timeless
NIIIGHTRIIIIDEEEEEER

That's some awful bait

If you loved the board you would only what we would love

There's been about 8 in the last 3 hours
go fuck yourselves

Taking the honourable way out like a true man. Get the live stream equipment and do it in an interesting way and you will forever be remembered among the greats like sky king.

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Bring a boom box satan and play 'fire' by Arthur brown

youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUGsn-NOis

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as if no one else had it rough. grow a pair. this is just life.

Iff you kill yourself they win. Bro, Jesus loves you. Eat some organic, go lift weights. Reduce your emf exsposer. You will feel better.

>as if no one else had it rough

they must not have it as rough as people who kill themselves.

kill niggers or muslims and do it right

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Op here: sometimes you just have to prove a point. and im going to...love you guys. tty in 9 days. op out

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Hi FBI. This a board of peace.

Shoot up another mosque

i think your brain is glitching, user. try putting some thought into this and try again.

Fucking kek, severely underrated

Meaningless suicide is dishonorable

Eternal hellfire isn't worth it user.

i read it again and it still makes sense.

Why?

OP is a lying attention whore.
Show your fucking tits.

You could probably run up a credit card if you want you know, buy a camera and live stream.

>make an impact
do a flip, faggot

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y i k e s

You should NOT kill yourself.

But if someone did kill themselves, balloons noose would be nuts.

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Interesting. The Jews are replying in multiples of 4s

Oy vey myself!

The amount of balloons you would need to lift 500 pounds would be impressive.

slay as many jewish porn producers as you can

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You dumb fuck, reincarnation is real the Reptilians or whateverthefuck that run this Universe (or maybe just the planet) will force you to come back.

It's literally pointless for you to kill yourself youtube.com/watch?v=Wbx6gULYNbc

user posts about killing himself with nitrogen. Post gets removed.
5 minutes later new user comes on to say he will do it in less than 9 days.
Go big if you are going to do it, but no memes or mention of Jow Forums.

Don't end it, and don't do anything Jow Forums says. That's my advice.

Pray to God, user.

Just sell all your shit and backpack through north america / europe

On the day we lost ww2 9th may, very clever my friend

STORY DICKLIPS

You will do nothing pussy and if you do, you will be forgotten in a few days anyways.

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please dont be like all the other pathetic pussy faggots in this good for nothing shit hole of a website.

Hey bud. My friend died in my living room 8 days ago (obese, heart failure). Was up till 3 am with cops, ambulance and medical examiner. The smell of him shitting himself while they dragged him into the body bag was unreal.

whatever. the human condition is so tiresome. i don't have to live. living is strictly optional, and i don't like my trajectory. it's the rational decision. either that or i go postal, but i don't think anyone wants that so i'll just check out in respectful protest of the status quo.