PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEER PONG EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Keep Calm and MAGA 4/15/19
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>Pres Trump hosts 2018 NASCAR Cup Series Champ Joey Logano 4/30/19
youtu.be/rgcXkzEE3NM
>VP Pence @Naval Station Norfolk aboard USS Harry S Truman 4/30/19
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>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 4/30/19
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>NSA Bolton outside WH 4/30/19
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>KAC outside WH 4/30/19
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>KAC on FoxNews 4/30/19
youtu.be/ZZm-YL48dP4
>Eric Trump on FBN 4/30/19
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>Eric Trump on F&F 4/30/19
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>FED Nominee Stephen Moore on CNBC 4/30/19
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>ActWHCoS Mulvaney @Milken Inst 2019 Global Conf 4/30/19
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>ActDHSSec McAleenan/ActDHSUndSec4Mgmt Fulghum @House on 2020 Budget 4/30/19
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>DHSCISADir Krebs/ActDHSUndSec4S&T Bryan @House on 2020 Cyber Budget 4/30/19
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>ActFEMAAdm Gaynor @House on 2020 Budget 4/30/19
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>USCBDir Dillingham/GAO Officials @House on 2020 Preparation 4/30/19
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>NavySec Spencer/DoD Officials @House on 2020 Budget 4/30/19
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>Senate Nomination Hearings for Navy &Marine Corps Chiefs 4/30/19
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>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 4/30/19
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MAGA

Tards

>And Escobar here

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MAGA

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Not now, Nanners!

>bring good-paying careers to spics
>they turn to the gommunism meme
y tho

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is there supposed to be something wrong with that?

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if you're a white male and not a republican, you're the 1%.

NAKEY

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I love Kellyanne!

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Panama City Rally Coming Baby!

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These 2nd grade tier debate masters are truly something else. reddit.com/r/politics/comments/bjaxml/megathread_mueller_complained_that_barrs_letter/em6zvlt/?st=jv4nezx8&sh=d24478cf

I doubt any of them have a gallant stroll.

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do I have to?
I just wanna chill

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>this is "the ol' workbench", as Ted says
sneaky dirty joke

yes now

>this is the old work bench as Ted says

It's not some other event, but just a straight Trump rally right?

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>

>Rats in the toilet, gotta keep a book on the lid
>I found half a dog under the floorboards
>Woke up once wth a roach in my mouth

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>nude woman next to you
>stare at the floor and mumble to yourself
for God's sake man, touch a tiddy

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>be me
>having a good day
>see nigger
>day instantly ruined
Anyone else?

They sneak those by a lot

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>Rats in the toilet
those are just poopin buddies
>I found half a dog under the floorboards
sounds like dinner
>Woke up once wth a roach in my mouth
it's the centipedes you gotta worry about

youtu.be/Vjb2asrjv-o

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After puppets!

>forcing huwhite children to live in venezuela and learn spanish
that's child abuse

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All three course meals in modern Vuvuzela too
Its weird, right?

>I’m joining The Shining Path

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I know, I'm a big MST3K fan. It's a landmark series, nothing quite like it before or since.

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You should have a good time, yes.

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I'm fine with black people. it's constant masses of fat Guatemalan, Salvadoran, and Honduran trash I keep seeing around me that ruins my day even more if they have their fat shitty diapered kids

GET YOUR HAT ON!

My man.

>The live sex shows arent that good.
Kek

We need to watch Progress Island eventually too

I smell desperation

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Ditto, miss watching it; MonsterVision was always fun too
>KLINGON LANGUAGE CAMP IS HARD

Just be glad they're not showing her getting down on her knees like what she had to do to get on the debate stage for Hilldawg's senate seat

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Damn. Is this real?

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tr*mp

>Progress Island
lmao YES!
>Puerto Rico, a busting, industrious model of the future
boomers had so much hope

>Oil is a loving god
Not anymore! :^)

>Just buy the gun, lady. Just buy the gun!

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Half naked, not fully. I remember her wearing a red hoodie at first. She kept moving her hands around and talking about seeing colors.

even though spanish is a european latin-based language, why does it hit the ear so vile?

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I almost got hit in the face by a birb yesterday morning when I went running. Also, I really freaked out a group of blue jays that was trying to flock together perching on a little white picket fence.

This country is paradise.

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>boomers had so much hope
They just weren't completely broken, jaded, and cynical

They put all their eggs in the MUELLER HURRY basket; Sessions and Rosenkike allowed the delusion to run rampant. Barr is the adult in the room they fear

>this is called jesuits with nudes

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>miss watching it
Good news, fren; they're (almost) all on jewtube for free. It's one of my go-to "put this on while I pass out" series'.

I can’t imagine any short more boomer except that one with Ben Franklin

So, what’s the best method of taking a massive load? I don’t care if I have to buy medication. Give me some ideas

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shit or jizz, that's very vague

The left are fucking idiots for setting the bar at collusion, nothing else they can do will stick with anyone.

It depends on the accent
Kek
This

>Will never happen due to a gruesome crash!

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>That bird flew right into your head.. like he couldn't avoid it.

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because you hate the spics invading your country, and forcing their language upon you? devoid of that, spanish has some pretty sounds and fun phrases.
>donde esta la bibliotecha

>Barr is the adult in the room they fear
Barr has already promised to look into the spying and how it originated, which will tear the mask off the whole thing. They fear the AG saying "Russia didn't hack shit, it was all Obama lying to excuse Hillary's loss" nearly as much as they fear getting arrested. They'd have NO excuses remaining. None, zip, zilch, zero, nada.

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Has a lot to do with the accent; latin is meant to be rough; the others are meant to be smooth. That said French and Italian tend to be less harsh sounding

There's too much 2d and other things to watch; my backlog is MASSIVE

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> I think it was zorro
Bullshit but i believe it

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OD on zinc basically; take ZMA before bed.

You'll be shooting trains in no time.

>The left are fucking idiots
You could've just stopped there.
They don't adapt, is their main problem; they can only emulate and repeat

French just sounds like their tongue is too big for their mouth. Not a pleasant sounding language at all.

So I guess the coup in ven. Is over eh

President Trump!

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That was fun. If nothing else, it reinforced the Socialism Never meme.

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That was just good, sound advice from our most degenerate founding father.
>make a budget
>now stick to it, you little dipshit
He's not wrong. Also, that was fun.
>the best method of taking a massive load
gonna need some clarification on that statement fampai

Don't ever talk to a moortuguese then; it's spanish with a mouth full of marbles

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DAMN, GILLIBRAND LOOKS LIKE THAT??

who cares about vuvuzela
the coup in america is still trying its little heart out, bless them

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>Have illegitimate children
A wise man

Shitting

HAPPENING!

POOP FRANCIS FORMALLY ACCUSED OF HERESY!

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>it reinforced the Socialism Never meme.
socialism is the death of competition
humanity thrives with competition, it loses will without it

I fully support Sat nights as MST3k, but we'd have to start early or do shorts

Depends on if she's just been lipo'd or it's post election season when all that fried diner shit has added on 30lbs.

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Yet it is ALWAYS pushed as the path to the future

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I stick to quality American entertainment, which limits me to re-watching the same 2 dozen or so shows on a loop, forever. And TPB, but don't tell the leafs. I don't want them to know they made something good.

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So I'm guessing the Venezuela coup is DOA?

I agree with your second statement, while disagreeing with your first. How do blacks not bother you? Have you never experienced the joy of a majority black school/work place/neighborhood? But now that you mention it I think I am actually starting to be bothered more by spics now simply because these fuckers are everywhere with no sign of stopping

Eat shit.

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Lets try that with the Ben Franklin short. Its politics related

TLDR on this one; did they call him out for loving fags or mudslimes?

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Does that mean they are gonna do the ritual with the white smoke again?

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lol

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>Have illegitimate children
>disown legitimate son because he sided with the British against your revolution
based
you should be a lot more careful with how you phrase things, fren

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Hard to imagine nasty human shit comes out of these things sometimes

nice mockup, that'd make her look ridiculous if it were real.

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Keep in mind, *this* is the DNC's most viable candidate.

Two things:
>Congress has no way to enforce the subpoena
>Congress hang arrest a ham sandwich
I think this tick turd has his branch power confused. And what is Congress doing to do? Send a criminal refer to the AG... about the AG?

New niggers can't walk here from Africa. Spics are breeding at the same rate, or worse, and they just keep coming. If we're doing a power ranking, spics are far worse of a threat to America than niggers.

It's a future in maybe 500 years, if we can turn nothing into something.
Alchemy still isn't there yet.

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yes

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Trial by stone is only if he is tossed off the roof for his crimes, but one of the claimants is going to be a nigger so you know that's roided up competition.

He's not necessarily the most viable; he is the most name recognized, which is all anything is at this point.

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Both, actually. There are five counts of heresy.
1. He claimed that it was impossible to follow some of God's commandments.
2. He claimed that it can be OK to willingly, knowingly break divine law.
3. He claimed that it is possible for the very act of obedience to a commandment to create sin.
4. He claimed that some sexual acts outside of holy matrimony are acceptable.
5. He claimed that a diversity of religions was God's will, rather than "no salvation outside the Church."

>POOP FRANCIS FORMALLY ACCUSED OF HERESY!

by who?
Looking through the doc, I can't find who or what organization sent it

I love/hate Twitter and the MSM.

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>that arm hair
damn bitch buy a bottle of NAIR

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Andrew Yang played a waiter in the 1985 film "Fletch", they should ask him about that

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I’d ask Mike to go on an E*a like spree about Star Trek’s post scarcity society, but he prefers to lurk

Buckle up for a wild ride of constant dumb shit that Biden will say. Unlike Trump he cant just power through it.

He's polling the highest and there are no others which are realistic at this current juncture.