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Discussion on Pastor Styx, aka Styxhexenhammer666, and hiss recent conversion to televangelist style pledge drive schemes.

>Hiss catalyst appeal broadcast
archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4
>Preview of hiss new broadcasting style (precisely what he will use hiss new laptop to produce)
youtube.com/watch?v=pmV86taMqhQ

Styx preaches endlessly about "morality" and "scriptural guidance", but beneath that tailored garb, slicked back hair, and glittery facade lies a sex-obsessed devil worshipper who revels in depravity. Beware hiss machinations.

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Who gives a fuck

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Why are you so upset?
The dude does all his work on his laptop, it dies, he needs another one fast. So he crowdfunded a laptop.
I mean, the only upsetting thing is him getting an alienware instead of something actually useful but he just fell for the meme.

>t. butthurt Molymeme

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I want to become a neopagan televangelist

THE ENTIRE WORLD

You are worse than a nigger if you listen to this crap.

>Pulls in $2K a month from his Patreon
>Lives with parents
>Doesn't have the foresight to save money back for tax season
>Doesn't have the foresight to save money back for emergencies
>Probably spent the cash recently on his garden he fucked up last season

That's exactly why they get away with living such lavish lifestyles, they fool, or "inspire", their online Megachurch parishioners into thinking they have a chance of getting their own piece of the money pie someday.

Ughh, they look like 12-year-olds.

And alcohol. Don't forget about the money he squanders on hiss alcohol addiction.

As many subs as that alt lite lukewarm-libertarian faggot has, I'm surprised one of his more ... never mind I checked and yes he actually has been simply given a laptop.
It's kind of telling just how much of a poorfag and/or spend thrift he is, if he doesn't have a job, seems quite obviously to mainly stay at home with his parents supposedly the majority of the time, living off youtube money and donations, (which he bitches about his taxes over so he at least makes a middle class income) yet he still can't have enough savings put back to afford a fucking replacement laptop.

That's just some plain man child neet shit right there. Also, what the fuck kind of utter dinosaur is Styx anyway, to think Alienware isn't overpriced garbage since what, a decade now? Closing to it, Alienware being worthwhile was forever ago.

>I want to become
lol I want to become

Honestly if I was Styx, I probably be doing the same as him except I'd be saving a lot the money back instead.

>Also being a laptop cuck
They're good for nothing more than beating off to porn in bed nowadays. Any type of professional work should be done on a desktop.

based canadian

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all canadians are

You would?

Why does this bother you? Is your life and career so fabulous you can be an asshole toward someone else who's made their own income and life? So what if he lives at home. Maybe he's taking care of elders. I don't understand this boards hate for Styx. Live and let live. Go do something useful.

Yes.

Won't so much knock him for being a youtuber, as being a fiscally retarded youtuber. There was a time in my life I lived with my parents, and drew half as much in unemployment, as he supposedly makes in a month. My savings didn't go down much over that time. This done while maintaining a girlfriend and generally speaking, doing roughly tf I wanted. I was able to pull a few thousand cash for a car repair over that time. Could of bought a fine laptop with that expense, just saying. Point being he's probably just a dipshit with money.
That to me belies his whole libertarian stance to a degree; your "profession" is videos on Youtube you create using your computer. Yet you can't maintain a computer on your own, from your own income, to create decent videos in a timely manner that would keep your number of subs.

I philosophically disagree with him because he's spic lover lolberg whose mindset is turning us as a nation into La Creatura. It's really that simple.

>Go do something useful.
and what are you doing

This.

>Styx preaches endlessly about "morality"

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bump before i go to sleep because this is funny

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Stop.

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>This.
lol This

the fact that you even have this infographic is 1000x gayer than him being gay and lying about it when caught. I dont even watch him btw. just saying. get a fucking life dude. you are acting like a pathetic retard and even making the people around you retarded. take me for example, here I am responding to this bullshit. duuhrrduuhudduhh. thats how I feel about this whole situation.

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> I was just pretending to be retarded.

I never liked Styx before, but now I know he's a weirdo. Either he actually is bisexual or is so obsessed with Christianity hatred that he says he likes to suck dicks to upset Christians in the 2010s.

What a fucking loser.

Styx is a satanist.
Satanism is Jewish
All satanists are pedophiles

Hence

Don't forget about hiss alkcohol addiction.