Aus/pol/ AMERICAN OVERLORDS EDITION

Australian soldiers have been prohibited from using Aussie slang while training with US troops over fears of a dangerous misunderstanding.
news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/australian-soldiers-banned-from-using-slang-around-us-troops/news-story/2cb4cc445963a8de788d830ca1722625

Australia must 'radically rethink' its prisons to avoid becoming like America, US activist says
abc.net.au/news/2019-04-30/australian-prisons-need-radical-rethink-baz-dreisinger-says/11059478

Olympic champion runner Caster Semenya loses IAAF testosterone rule appeal
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-01/caster-semenya-iaaf-testosterone-decision/11064298

Strip club footage that ended in Steve Dickson’s resignation leaked ‘without consent’
news.com.au/national/federal-election/one-nation-member-caught-in-strip-club-video/news-story/4cfeeb5567f5a1e161f2f8c201376c6d

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inb4 green faggot ruins thread

First for fuck the Americanization (gloablism) of Australia.

Vote 1 Fraser Anning, don't fucking forget. Always do the opposite of what the Jew tells you to.

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Just want to die lads

>Olympic champion runner Caster Semenya loses IAAF testosterone rule appeal
pjmedia.com/trending/trans-woman-sets-world-records-olympian-decries-pointless-unfair-playing-field/

Remove kebab first

>What I learned from the Americanization of Australia, and why it's a good thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=wiG0RBTzCLY

This is all the economy is. A horde of idiots who get crammed onto train platforms and don't for once question "is what's currently occurring, good for Australia?"

Look at this. Let's play an autistic analysis game of "Spot the Aussie."

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>Australian soldiers have been prohibited from using Aussie slang while training with US troops over fears of a dangerous misunderstanding.
What a bunch of faggots

It gets worse every day. How many immigrants are we letting flood our city centres per day?

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hows that election coming along Billy boy?

>22

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Don't you dare question anything you filthy racist.

>tfw Optus still has my mobile banned and I can't shitpost from amongst the hordes of NPCs.

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Shorten is such a robot

You realise just like on 4chins it’s because you faggots can’t handle our banter.

Remove kike

I go to central station in Sydney twice a week. The entire time I’m there it would be lucky to be 10% white.

The new and improved face of the greens.

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GreenWave incoming!
Frasier aninng is an un-australian terrorist.

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>21

why do they do it?

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First for Daisy Cousens

Remember to do your research & prepare your own reps & senate how to vote cards ahead of time.

Put the effort in & number every box.

My recommendation is to put the big 3 last. LNP ALP & Greens go at the bottom even below insane parties you otherwise oppose. Minor party chaos is better than a comfortable LNP or ALP/Greens.

finder.com.au/senate-voting-card-creator

I want a gf

I said inb4 faggot, now fuck off

Did she mean 42?

Yeah mate shitskins and gooks are the real Aussies.

Is that the same thot?

>nose ring

Australia must 'radically rethink' its prisons to avoid becoming like America, US activist says

((Baz Dreisinger)))

Every God damn time.

Let's immigrate to America, change their culture - if they ever have one.

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Frasier anning is a backwater retard who loves spending your tax money on bogans who choke children

Who /compfy/ neet here?

Thanks for paying taxes wagie

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If they are citizens yes
it wasnt too long ago your peter dunton wanted africans in australia

America is everything wrong with the world.
>mutts everywhere
>niggers everywhere
>PC culture
>degenerate
>faggot culture
>porn industry
>vote doesn't matter
>SJW culture
>worship of Jews
>enforcer of Jewish doctrine
>drags allys into wars
>fucks with the world and creates tension
The list never fucking ends. If you're a true blue Aussie and want to be American and likes their "culture" you can fuck off and go live in their shithole country you city living prick.

Me

do Labor purposely look for the greasiest slimiest candidates or do they just naturally float to the top of the union hierarchy?

stay mad, greeny

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Good. I can’t wait until he’s spending my taxes on death squads kidnapping you in the middle of the night.

>Australian soldiers have been prohibited from using Aussie slang while training with US troops over fears of a dangerous misunderstanding

>Be ausfag training with fat burger
>Ye seppo m8 see that cunt over there, fucken waste the bastard
>Get shot
>Get disciplined and sent home

white south african farmers, not nignogs

holy shit that thing is at least 45.

The only good thing about America is the 1st and 2nd amendments

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Good to see that the greens finally found a candidate who doesn't come across as a complete retard.

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>white South Africans
Fixed that for you.

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the left still can't meme

Can't believe no ones posted the greentext yet.

It's because of the internet and American cultural influence. You won't change the latter until some set of global events leads to it, the problem is largely the quality of entertainment media and ideas that flood from the US. Also speaking the same language doesn't help.

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Im guessing you will be in those death sqauds?
sigh
We will just hunt you down as soon as he gets elected

no doubt he wrote that on there himself.

again, the left STILL cant meme

Scientific evidence has proven that occasionally get choked by Saint Anning is good for health.

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m8 absolutely true

someone said the magic words words words words wordswordswordswordswordswordswords!

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He CANT run HAHA
that must make you feel a little c u cked right now

Whose your we cunt?

GetUp shills going hard, Anning is the go, bro's

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Cancelled long ago, keep up.

>no doubt he wrote that on there himself.
Unlikely M8.
There's two four letter words on that.

Holy cringe

You folks to get a lot of sun though, right?

Why would anyone want to lord over a prison colony?

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do you make these pathetic attempts at memes?

Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party - after which his political party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...

... and, 10 years later, the National Broadband Network Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars - causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history - a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...

... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5 Mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a satellite)?

gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/a-quarter-of-the-world-has-faster-internet-than-australia/

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Why would anyone want to lord over a corn syrup colony?

haha there akshully only 1 kek

>Australia must 'radically rethink' its prisons
Yeah, separate the mudslimes from the general population.

BREAKING:
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-01/julian-assange-sentenced-in-london-over-bail-breach-wikileaks/11064356

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Fag

He only needs his candidates to run.
It's not like being PM means that you run the country.
It's the people behind the scenes who decide who gets to be PM even.

FAGGOT FUCK OFF

>Going onto Jow Forums & trying to get the people here not to vote

I see you glowing.

Go post that shit on reddit.

Yeah m8 im sure the original NBN plan would have rolled out FTTH to my 20 acre bush block in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Yeah the new NBN is still a joke but you can fuck off.

>abc.net.au/news/2019-05-01/julian-assange-sentenced-in-london-over-bail-breach-wikileaks/11064356
1 year, for breach of bail. Goddamn the UK is pretty much a totalitarian state at this point.

We Outnumber You

>got us through the financial crisis by selling us out to the chinks
>pepperidge reddit meme remembers
You've gotta go back, ricenig

>sells you out to the chinks

Yes and our sunlight's like 20% more intense than your's because the southern hemisphere's atmosphere is a lot less polluted than the northern hemisphere's.

Like his bogan mates who strangle children?
lol you are on the losing side queensland bong

niggers do outnumber huwhites, dickhead.

It says "kill all abos"
Thats 2 "four letter words"

>muh nbn
He literally got drunk on a flight to Perth with Conroy and the wrote out the id on a napkin, that isn’t a joke. That’s what happened. You are fucking retarded if you think those cunts could have delivered it. They couldn’t even put pink bats in roofs.
>economic mgmt
Wrong again, we literally sailed through it due to digging shit up out of the ground and selling it. Rudd was a chinese stooge and a terrible terrible PM and somehow an even worse person.

>"Anyone that's got a comment like that and got a racist little note they want to send to me, come and meet me."
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-01/racist-slogan-found-on-aboriginal-senate-candidate-poster/11061246

Called every single one of you egghead cunts out. Fucking based madcunt.

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It's ensure faggot. You're making us look stupid.

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We got through 08 because we sell resources to china & because existing bank regulations meant our banks were not able to jew about with CDO's as much as the US & EU banks.

The only thing Rudd did to help was not fuck up the regulations in the short time before the shit hit the fan.

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dont be a cuck. no one cares about spelling or grammar in their memes.

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>smelly abo
ftfy

>lol you are on the losing side queensland bong
Even if we loose you loose.
Your imported pets will fuck you over if you win.
The only disappointment if we loose is that we won't be around to remind you that we told you how it would end for you.
Our side is the only side that can even achieve an actual non suicidal win.
Good luck sucker.

Yeahnaa, it makes you look like an fucking illiterate faggot.

Both NBN plans were bad, but the base idea (nationwide telecommunications infrastructure build by government & run by a gov owned wholesaler) was good.

It should have been a 20 year long plan minimum, focusing on building a new fibre based network instead of patching copper forever with no real plan.

then meme higher education to be free than, fucko.

If there was only 1 abo we would not have a problem.
The fact that your joke is only funny to someone with no actual sense of humour is lost on you.

>20 year plan
then by the time it was rolled out it would be shit