Greater Albania and Croatia by 2025
Greater Albania and Croatia by 2025
Angel Rodriguez
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Robert Gonzalez
>upgrade
Mason Robinson
>mfw Croats literally die out by 2025 and Serbs just settle their former rightful clay with no resistance
>mfw Albania lmfao
Jack Young
Fuck off smelly poo
t. albanian
Jayden Sanders
>be Croat in like the 7th century
>go mooching about in the Balkans with your companion tribe, the Serbs
>"oh you Serbs are going over there? cool, we'll go here and we can each try to build some kingdom or smth"
>proceed to create a country while Serbs create their own elsewhere
>suddenly feel an inexplicable urge to cuck out instead of bothering with the whole state-building thing further
>see sexy Hungary just east of you
>"hey hungary take me in I'll suck your dick"
>disappear from the map for 700 years while Serbs build monuments of culture and conquer the Balkans at one point
>"whatever, at least I'm Austria-Hungary now"
>meanwhile the Austrians laugh at my filthy Slavic ass behind my back
>woops it's 1918 and daddy Austria-Hungary just went belly up
>"holy shit Serbs still have a state and control almost the entirety of their former empire"
>"hey Serbia please guard my borders and guarantee my sovereignty now that my sugar daddy is dead"
>"hey Serbia take me in I'll suck your dick"
>"hey Serbia I know you lost 25% of your population fighting this war, but how about merging the entirety of Dalmatia, which I never even controlled, with my banovina?"
>"thanks"
>the ol' cucking urge kicks in again
>proceed to suck Italian and German cock low-key
>proceed to suck German cock high-key
>genocide the Serbs just because
>lose war
>"hey Serbia take me in I'll suck your dick"
>"hey Serbia thanks for transferring all these factories and companies to my territory"
>"hey Serbia I'm leaving now with all these borders I got from your 'oppressive regime' regardless off what all these Serbs in their ancestral homelands think about it"
>genocide the Serbs just because
>the ol' cucking urge kicks in again
>proceed to suck EU and NATO cock
>hate the Serbs cause a thousand Croats died in some siege somewhere
Xavier Watson
Sedi Srbin ispod krsta jede govna sa tri prsta
Julian Rogers
>be Indian
>get beaten to death cause I felt we should shit in the bathroom instead of on the street
Ryder Barnes
Serbs also pee and shit on the street, Belgrade`s streets smell of stale piss.
Josiah Davis
Beats stinking of nigger juice.
Parker Hernandez
1 post by dirty hindu
Grayson Cruz
god please no, fuck off go poo in loo
Nolan Sanders
Šiptarija i Srbi tribaju bit istribljeni
Grayson Gutierrez
Theres only three things wrong with that map.
1: Kosovo has not been returned to Serbia
2: Turkey still holds east Thrace
3: Albania exists.
Robert Harris
its close enough for me
Zachary Howard
nah, albans are bro tier
Gabriel Torres
What the fuck are you talking about, you're also experiencing a severe population loss.
Lincoln Gomez
Imagine being so mentally deranged and degraded by your irrational phobia of the word "Serb" that you start considering pic related bro tier.
Christian Howard
Andrew Moore
its not because of you tho, rent free
Mason Cooper
Jesus fucking Christ.
William Flores
relevancy:
sljadoljed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>serbs
Owen Sanchez
Robert Clark
When are Croats going to give back what they stole from Italy thanks to the help from "VeLiKoSrBiJaNsKa SrBoSlAvIjA?"
>youtube.com
Jordan Taylor
Parasitic invaders take your rightful lands, breed like rats on it and destroy everything you've built only to be replaced by a made-up meme history.
Sucks, right? Bites to the bone, right? :^)
Jayden Wright
Yes, but all of Croatia's youth is leaving for Ireland and Germany. They are under 4 million people now and most of them are pensioners.
Only the smartest Serbs can escape.
Samuel Taylor
Lmao
Ian Walker
Jacob Ortiz
>boo hoo give back this small slice of vojvodina that was once allegedly hungarian while we were buttfucking slavs for centuries with austrian help
Go cry to Romania. Serbs never did anything remotely bad enough to Hungarians for you to gloat over the unbearable degree of injustice that occurred in Kosovo. I mean sure, some of what we did was not cool, but nothing close to Kosovo.
We sure as shit never massacred anyone in Hungary, like you did in Serbia.
Luke Nguyen
Based & redpilled
Owen Brown
>Croatia is 4 million
What the actual fuck, I thought their population is around 7-8 million. We could eat them for breakfast, how did Serbs lose to them?
Hudson Allen
The Novi Sad raid was unironically an anti terrorist operation.
>Serbian communists attack the Hungarian military
>The military liquidates communists and Jews in the region.
People were shot because they were commies, not Serbs.
>give back this small slice of vojvodina
Oh, it's just good to see that we're not the only ones who got buttfucked in the region.
Gavin Cruz
>jew with vpn put poo flag on and start poor bait thread
>1 post by this id
>croats and serbs are retarded enough to bait it and push it to 300 replies with mindless shitposting against eachother
>jew laughs and rubs his hands
Like clockwork, every time.
Carter Morgan
get this, they stole whole military might of Yugoslavia and attacked disarmed croatia with no standing army. Serb fears the BCC.
Colton Sanchez
>how did Serbs lose to them?
serbs are big mouthed pussies.
Luke Brown
its just bantz
Gabriel Phillips
Fucking bazirano i crvenopilulirano my brother! But it's not just Serbs and Croats though, it's all of Balkans. Greeks vs "Macedonians", Schiptars vs Greeks, Bulgarians vs Serbs and "Macedonians", "Bonsiaks" vs Serbs etc etc. It's all so tiresome..
Nicholas Jenkins
Everyone gets buttfucked sometimes. You either give or receive, no three ways about it.
Hahahahahaha
>the might of Yugoslavia
Hahahahahahaha.
Holy shit just erect that Slobo Milosevic monument in Zagreb already you pathetic twats.
The Krajina Serbs lost to them. The actual military bailed on that war as early as '92. I know Croats like to LARP as if they are warriors, but the fact of the matter is that they won against a few thousand locals in '95. Proudest moment in Croat "history" right there.
Ayden Hill
just erect that Murad statue in Belgrade already
Tyler Allen
You are probably already under that 3.865 million lmao. Your government refuses to release accurate figures.
NATO. They would have been crushed otherwise. Serbs are world renowned warriors.
Alexander Moore
perhaps, point being that you're in dire straits
Nathan Jones
It's time you started thanking the Serbs for everything they've done for you despite the genocide(s). And despite you gloating over pic related. I bet it gets you hard seeing muslims desecrating churches and monasteries, doesn't it?
>youtube.com
Zachary Howard
since when corfu is albanian you fucking cunt
Logan Scott
Everything is Albanian, including Gjerg Washingtoni.
Colton Morris
nah i have serb friends and i generally like serbs. Dont bring the bantz if you cant take it tho.
Elijah Mitchell
Croatians are not able to have their own small croissant shaped failed shit of a state, let alone ruling "greater" Croatia.
Same goes for Albanians who are not even a state.
Austin Williams
Why are you fucking with my hate?
Tyler Clark
fixed
Charles Reyes
I learned from he who must not be named
Gavin Martinez
Weren't you under Turkish rule for centuries? How is that any different than the dumb Union Croatian nobles went for?
Jackson Perry
The difference being we were just over 300 years under Turks. You were 800 years under Germans/Hungarians.
Josiah Taylor
See this is why Serbs laugh at you.
You just asked me what the difference is between willingly foregoing your sovereignty and falling under subjugation after losing in the field of battle.
Bentley Price
Baziran i crvenopilulirani Ustasa
Jackson White
this is why we laugh at you
Christian Gutierrez
Yeah yeah, this shit again.
>what is vassaldom
Also nice Satan GET.
Nolan Turner
You shouldn't laugh mate, the Great Despot (Lazarevic) didn't voluntarily join Turks. You voluntarily joined Germans, though
Landon Flores
beats balkangreuel, having turked dna, being on the wrong side of crusade, and to top it off this:
Nathaniel Wood
Ayden Johnson
in awe at the size of this lad
Nathaniel Hill
You are more Turk.
Tyler Morales
Turked DNA - meme (research it),
Crusades - never liked us, killed some Serbs, didn't help us later on with Turks. Why would we (Orthodox) help you Pope LARPers (who aren't even OG Christians btw)?
Vucic je peder.
Adrian Jackson
>youtu.be
NUKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE
Gavin Gray
Based Irish. Maybe we should give Istria to you, once we take back Krajina.
Liam Bailey
Serbian women were inseminated by Turkish semen for 500 years that's why a lot of Serbs have darker skin tone, eyebags and middle eastern facial features.
Asher Lee
sure my turkish friend
Wyatt Ortiz
Meme.
Jace Brooks
Sure thing shqip.
Anthony Price
They are gyppos larping as albanians
Eli Adams
Serbian man hanging dead while Turks fuck their women.
Owen Cruz
No gypo larps as Albanian. Albanians are the biggest anti-gypsy racists in Europe. They have effectively exterminated gypsies in Kosovo.
Nice try tho.
Gabriel Myers
Did they rape the men too? There has to be something genetic and not just social behind that perpetual butthurt they suffer from.
Jaxon Powell
Knowing Turks, they probably raped men exclusively.
Noah Morales
Turk inseminates Serbian teen girl.
Joseph Barnes
life is suffering
Asher Brooks
An ottoman poem dedicated to a Serbian boy:
"I saw a Serbian boy in the local hamam for the first time in my life yesterday, unfortunately, I could not approach him... He was with a Habeshi (Ethiopian/Sudanese) tellak which means he was owned by someone. Such beauties are very rare in Anatolia. "
"But I thought..."
"I thought how exciting it would be to talk to him, uncovering what made him as beautiful as he is. I thought about how nice it would be to learn about his life, and learn about the world I never saw."
"I pictured talking to him, eyes darting like those of a harem lady, looking anywhere else but in his eyes."
"I pictured myself carrying him like a sultan with ease, to a döşek (bed). I pictured myself, unclothing myself, and rubbing his silky-smooth pale skin with my rough, dark hands, and him, squirming sultana-like."
"I pictured him unclothing himself in a slow manner, drawing himself out, so I can have a good look at his body. "
"I imagined him slipping his hands under tuman (underwear), and jostling my manhood, rubbing his almost lady-like, pale fingers on the tip of my dark manhood."
"I imagined..."
"Unfortunately, my day-dream was interrupted by the tellak who poured the hot water on my head, may Allah curse him, for ruining the image of the beaut."
Carson Collins
wtf, it was 300 years, then 400, now 500.. wtf
Ryder White
Dominic Phillips
what?
Tyler Mitchell
Das fake and gay, bro.
Colton Edwards
there was a claim that serbs were under ottomans for 300 years, then 400 years and now 500 years. Wtf is it
Cooper Wood
>Fanta shokata
Based
Jose Perry
Croats are really idiotic
Eli Wilson
There is no one number. Serbs had multiple lands and states that were under the Ottomans for varying periods of time. There was a map of that but I lost it.
Some Serb lands were indeed under the Turks for 300 or less. Some like "Macedonia" were under the Turks the longest, hence 500 or so years.
Jose Collins
300-345 (most areas, excluding south of Serbia and Macedonia - those are a little bit over 500)
Some area (around Belgrade) were a little over 200 years.
Cameron Diaz
Meme flag off faggot
Luke Carter
Yeap.
Josiah James
Bazirani brat. Mogu samo kurac da nam puse, i Ustase i zapadnjaci smrdljivi.
James Morris
Christian Anderson
Better now irish fuck
I can't even call you irish you maybe an amerimutt who lives in ireland when one of his ancestors was half irish
Jacob Green
I'm pure bred Serb living in Ireland.
Ayden Miller
rip Slovenia
John Mitchell
The serb title is too high for you now you are irish version of amerimutt your children won't look like you
Nathan Barnes
thanks
Easton Martinez
A faith I wouldn't wish upon any man. At least there are plenty of Croatian women here now.
Chase Turner
Says the canadian pussy
Zachary Garcia
Matthew Hall
Mix irish ,croat, and serb
Oh boy that sure is fucked up
Hunter Brown
>Gottfried Sieben
>tfw Germans loved cuck porn (Turks raping women with strong white features) brfore it was cool
Cooper Martin
You are same as them
Idiot we serbs did not defend europe we defended our homeland and i can't talk history right now
Kayden Scott
>Serbian empire
>Is ruled by a half bulgar mutt
Nice.
Anthony Nguyen
The local slavs assimilated you and besides he is a full serb
You should rename your country