When did Cracked become this garbage?

>When did Cracked become this garbage?
like 8 years ago

>crafting things is for white people
Wow so terrible

Also OP is a fag
archive.is/f2vUW

cracked has been an SJW rag for at least a decade

you gotta be super fuckin stupid to be intimidated by woodworking

>only white men have productive hobbies
>i-it’s n-not like I wanted your attention b-baka

Stopped reading years ago when they let Anita Sarkesian write an article instead of calling out her shit and how Gamergate was about the integrity of gaming journalism not just vaginas.

Do darkies even have hobbies?

>Anthropologists could lose their job if they suggested in a derogatory manner how strange the culture they study can be.
Why would you say that?

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Cracked hasn't been worth visiting in a decade at this point. By 2013 you shouldn't have even been going on the site.

Sounds like a jealous minority wrote it. Also the reasoning they used for homebrewing could be applied to cooking in general.

The only not lame hobbies are prostate stimulation with the wifey, letting the wifey get fucked by tyrone, and jerking off to anime porn

How is wood working a lame hobbyJesus it must be worthless to be a non white consumer whore

Fuck you! Woodworking is amazing. It's not lame at all. Of course, these liberal faggots wouldn't understand that, they lack any and all creativity and have no capacity to understand the joy of making something with your own hands. I bet these queers didn't even play with Lego as kids.

Because of political correctness so prevalent in American and European academia.

I stopped browsing cracked.com in 2011...

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Cucked.com

some upper middle class hispanics have actual hobbies. most don't

Why even give them the attention people like you are why cracked even exists

Funny, I was just thinking about giving home brewing a shot.

Why are you reading Cracked in 2019, they fired all of their writers and one of their basedboy betas got busted for sexual assault (after they had just published an article on how to not be a creepy man kek). Browsing reddit is unironically a better source if you want a list of plain facts and interesting things (if you're white it's mandatory that you lurk all of their nature subs to appreciate the various beauties in life).

This person probably watches kids in drag on Netflix on repeat.

That site was always easy clickbait. The only thing that has changed is the prefered bait of the fishes.

9 lame hobbies niggers love for some reason
1. Collecting welfare
2. Child abuse
3. Debt
4. Getting STDs
5. Being loud in public
6. Theft
7. Getting their ass kicked by the police
8. Spending money on designer clothes despite living in an apartment
9. Being the same color and smell as shit

Stop sounding like a whiney bitch. You don't complain about enemies as if you're at their mercy. Anyone responsiblfe for creating content like that will be tortured then scrubbed away like toilet scum when things pop off. Add it to the mental Rolodex and move on.

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Yeah, it's called crime.

You don't say...

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never known an unhappy woodworker

Blacks should be prohibited from owning white technology.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS...a white guy wrote this bs but you somehow turn it around on blacks why would you do this

/ourgirl/, the göbbels midget, already stated: only scum cares about being popular within a group. Fuck shaming politics. Suck a fat wood cock, cracked

>2016
Slide thread, move along.

spend the extra and go straight to kegging, dont waste your time bottling. its so much easier and get better results with keg

again a white guy talk shit about white people and somehow its turns into talking about black and not the writer

about 5 years ago
surprising that they're still hitched to this train, it tanked their traffic so badly that 5 months ago they had to layoff their entire video production staff and most of their writers

>ROOOOAAAD TRIIIIIIP!
>WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

we are dealing with the top-tier writing here guys

"Cracked" was always garbage.

MANY years ago

finally someone thats gets it...

Archive it faggot im not clicking that shit nigger.

Because fuck niggers, you double nigger.

I swear Im gonna kill you with my bare fucking hands you retarded amerimutt bastard, stop baiting, heres your (You), now fuck off before we make your piece of shit country our bitch colony again

>its mandatory to lurk a reddit sub
Its mandatory that you go back.

He should be counted as being an honorary non-white for being a race traitor. He does not deserve a free pass.

Inferiority complex of Jews. All the fake riches can not make up for the fact that they're empty shells in service of Satan.

Wouldn't know, haven't been there since 2010

>2016

Becuase genocidal cucks only capable of destruction are honorary niggers.

but you just give him a free pass by talk shit about black instead of the writer

>t. shitskin who can't appreciate nature
In case you've forgotten, you retards tried to colonize Reddit and instead got reverse-colonized by the_donald. There's already a sub here called /ptg/.

>Yeah woodworking is only cool because Ron Swanson does it and he was on Parks and Rec! What a funny and trendy show!

Hilarious how this article nicely pinpoints exactly how mentally retarded and pathetic these people are. Something fundamentally constructive and good like woodworking is only cool because some celebrity said they did it on a TV show. I guess they must like crime because all of their nigger mumble rappers do it?

I find it infuriating how bashing white people is the new cool thing to do, in spite all these fucking niggers are parasiting white countries, and if white people dissapeared overnight, those countries would become third world hellholes in two weeks.

They aren't?

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I am not understanding your English, both the writer and niggers are degenerates.

are you guys retarded or wat...i would understand you if the writer was black or the magazine was black read but in both cases blacks had nothing to do with this article

Does Seanbaby even still write for Cracked?

>they must like crime because all of their nigger mumble rappers do it?
destroying the social fabric of your neighborhood with drug dealing & violent crime is the hip thing to do, unless you're white then it's bad.

I used to love ThoseAren'tMuskets.
youtube.com/watch?v=C8MKeNIeGEA

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Do one batch with bottles to determine if you like it then go to kegging.
The bottles are the biggest pain in the ass. The other stuff is fun.

Why do white people not consume our kiked media and instead do productive things?

>I was just thinking about giving home brewing a shot.
Go for it user, it's a lot of fun, I went ahead and made a cedar cabinet to store my kegs and bottles in since you want to keep them out of the light.

They are DESPERATE to compete with the SJW online media and failing poorly

About a year ago I think they made a series of videos about actual meth addicts trying to say meth isn’t that bad. People swarmed it with hate and I think they silently took it down

Tl;dr everyone knows cracked is terrible

>When did Cracked become garbage?

About a half decade late to this party, but basically whoever owns the site started allowing freelancers to write their own shitty lists and then slowly realized he could fire all the regular writers who used to work there and replace them with faceless retards writing shit for 50$ a list. It was going downhill before they purged their writing staff in my opinion too.

Shocked they're still in business. Yet one more thing that used to be mildly enjoyable before Trump completely broke their brains, though even before that it was 80%
>John Cheese bitches about how much his life sucks
or
>3,000 word interview with a drive thru cashier
or
>50 worthless bits of trivia needlessly presented as 10 pages of .jpgs

Wypepo lame nigga, why isn't dey gettin paid sellin crack on the corner and doin drive byes. Fuck wypepo and dey hobbies.

>WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
because he's an American, and Americans don't have to justify their reasons, it's called freedom of speech.

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The one of the obvious things missed by that article is that it is better to try these things than to be a total asswipe nigger. There is a very simple reason white people take up a pastime such as the ones mentioned in the article, and that inescapable reason is: Curiosity. Part of intelligence and being intelligent is to take up an endeavour from sheer curiosity. Artists do not paint pictures to make money, they paint pictures because they are curious to see what they can achieve with a canvas, some paint, and some brushes. The idiots amongst the curious will barely be able to write their own name on the side of a building. Those whose curiosity takes them to ever greater standards of perfection will be able to slay the entirety of the worlds intellectuals with a few brush strokes. Intellectual curiosity is never something to be laughed at even if those who try never surpass being something average. Those who truly fail in life are those who never try to do anything to test their intellectual curiosity

It’s actually kind of racist assuming minorities aren’t interested in this stuff. It’s promoting racial stereotypes

When they let Zoe Quinn write an article that stayed on their front page right after the GG shenanigans. Although it was going steadily downhill for a while. Michael Swaim has a video where he describes leaving because artistic freedoms or what have you were limited. Almost everyone who ever contributed a meaningful amount of content abandoned ship a while ago.

I’ve seen cracked like 10 times in the past week. The only other time I had heard of them was in that episode of The Office.
Fuck is going on here?

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>Woodworking is lame.
How is carving statues with fucking chainsaws "lame" in any sense of the word?

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It was funny back in 2010-11. That was the last good bit with authors like SeanBaby and John Cheese. Then marxist faggots like Cody Johnston came along and jewed it all up. Now that he realized he helped ruin Cracked, he runs a Youtube channel called "Some More News".

m.youtube.com/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng

Here is his channel. Thank him for ruining Cracked everyone.

>knowing what it is in current year

Also, fuck Ron Swanson. Fictional character played by leftist and pussy whipped actor Nick (((Offerman))).

SeanBaby was the worst. Awful taste, user. Shame on you.

clickbait then, clickbait now

A decade ago I used to go on there daily. Back then I was a normie who didn't know about political correctness, so even though I was unbiased when that site went to shit I knew, even though I couldn't put my finger on why

2012

Yeah, but that's supercool, dude!

Everything went to shit at the time when Obama nigger run for presidency 1st time. I remember I couldn't believe them Americans voted for him only because he was a nigger, and I knew straight of it's a bad sign and things will only get worse.

Judes Law 1: Any media unit upon reaching a given size will become increasingly infested with (((them))).
1a): Any organisation infested with (((Them))) will eventually become cohabited by beta male soi cucks.
1b): Any organisation infested with (((them))) will eventually begin producing nothing but bullshit nonsense filled propaganda.

Not paying child support, rape, etc...

Fuck this shit. I have a fat stack of mad magazines from the 70s i keep hanging on to, oj, airplane, etc...but that shit died

Who would willingly read an article designed to demoralize the reader?

9 isn't a hobby, it's a way of life.

>stealing bikes
>slinging crack/weed
>not wearing a shirt in 60+ degree weather
>talking loudly and screeching in public settings
Take your pick

wow i couldn't even get past the first paragraph. are they just hiring high schoolers now? too bad you can't see the name of the writer because it sounds very Pajeetish, like when they try and fail to talk like a black person.

Cracked is blacked for cracker?

>Do darkies even have hobbies?
no, because hobbies imply having excess mental energy, creativity, curiosity, and ingenuity that you need to burn.

>go from writing actual comedy to SJW propaganda
>why isn't anyone giving clicks anymore

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