Brit/pol/

>Brexit: May hopes UK will leave 'well before' 31 October deadline
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48124103

>Liverpool girl, 2, shot in head with crossbow bolt
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48119092

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48126974
youtu.be/kyi5JPtzAsY
order-order.com/2019/05/01/penny-mordaunt-new-defence-sec/
twitter.com/AnfieldEdition/status/1123342450435739648
youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1123636942871179265
youtube.com/watch?v=PWHKr9vhRRQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Hultqvist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Bakke-Jensen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ank_Bijleveld
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_von_der_Leyen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Shoygu
twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1123642749188808710
twitter.com/PARLYapp/status/1123642916843421696
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>forgetting the breaking news

"Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson sacked over Huawei leak"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48126974

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F, he is done in mainstream politics now

Where's that user who used to post about the cuckolding arrangement him and his missus had with Tom Kerridge?
Doesn't he post here anymore?

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>anime
pedo ting

Guarantee she will put a remoaner in that position now as well

And?

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G'wan Ngubu! Bash Piotr up!

youtu.be/kyi5JPtzAsY

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>“The Prime Minister has this evening asked Gavin Williamson to leave the Government, having lost confidence in his ability to serve in the role of Defence Secretary and as a member of her Cabinet.”

>“The Prime Minister’s decision has been informed by his conduct surrounding an investigation into the circumstances of the unauthorised disclosure of information from a meeting of the National Security Council.”

Welsh assembly about to be the first government in the world to declare a climate emergency, based!

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Least he will continue posting doggos on Instagram and eating icecream.

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>This incident shows the obvious dangers posed by firearms stored in Merseyside."
>crossbow
>firearm
What the fuck bongs

>Welsh Assembly
oh christ

this Keanecel just admitted he's a nonce
did you see this anime-watching Horlick's-quaffer admit to being a pedo

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>pity the prime minister doesnt leave the government as the country has lost confidence in her ability to govern or deliver basic referendum mandates

Isn't your country just a pitiful LARP?

you're glowing

Isn't your country just a pitiful LARP?

Do we need a loicnece for a spork now?

Mordaunt replaces Williamson: order-order.com/2019/05/01/penny-mordaunt-new-defence-sec/

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Morning from the states mates
>he's still going off
I've done a number on you

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I'd rather be a nonce than a boring cunt who sits in Brit/pol/ for 12 hours a day, posting nonsense. Refreshing the page constantly waiting to pounce on a poster and bore them with one of his boring replies..

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what's up with his eye?

Oddschecker is conflicted, his oddschecker have shortened for next PM.

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yea. you got a problem with that?

why is /pol so toxic?

I've had a 2 week break from /pol and I felt pretty chill , after 1 day if being back i feel down as fuck.

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why the fuck is LARPcel trying to brag about narcan?

Reported to Manchester police department for having possession of a deadly weapon. We need to get it off our streets.

>t. pedo brinny
why are you not only admitting that you're a nonce but that you're so seethingly obsessed with my drug abuse that you constantly see me where I'm not?
Rent free lmao

im gonna go od again brb

I just came in here for the pic. I don't want no trouble with you boys. I know you are all packing kitchen utensils. I had rather not be shallow but painfully perforated.

Stong powerful wahmen

Lmao what a way to kill your career

Fuck sake. Looks like i'm back here again.
*sigh*

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Boring
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why do you envy me for abusing alcohol, cocaine and oxycodone?

>replying to bait

do you have an actual pile of shit inside your head instead of a brain

A FUCKING CLOWN SHOW

maybe you're an easily influenced, dim-witted, melancholic spastic?

Fellowship of bengis

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yes
no h8

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whatever you cunts do DONT FUCKING NARCAN ME BRO

why are you so envious of my (You)s?
why are you letting me live in your head rent free?

Jow Forums what should I do with all this diesel and plant fertiliser?

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Mrs may needs to go. She is a weak PM who even has diabetes, and gets her medicine from Denmark, she is an EU slave. She must be Eliminated

Interesting point, officer.

twitter.com/AnfieldEdition/status/1123342450435739648

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Go burn the Houses of Parliament and place a kekistani flag down.

Take down London, make it a kekistani province.

>Picking out choice butthurt for the Jerusalem
>This comes on
youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
It's like Yahweh's sending me his divine asset in code

*assent

WAHEY

YA LOOKIN ABIT THIRSTY THERE ANTONIO MOI SAN

>go on bazz give 'im a drink

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Based thicc penny mordaunt taking on his role now.

BRING ON THE THICC

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Put it in your tractor and grow food.

>Inb4 Liverpool fans get English teams banned from European football again

nice anti-bullying software lmao

Looks like a good choice for Defense minister.

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>BREAKING: Penny Mordaunt promoted to Defence Secretary
twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1123636942871179265

>t. incel
seethe more

Penny Mordaunt is a BBW but she's posh and graceful, braphog doesn't really suit her
is she a parpswine?

Based equality poster

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>parpswine
oh my fucking god user, my sides

he's just mad he can't get that sweet parpswine arse
lmao it's a shame filtercel's not posting his list anymore

based and OO ARpilled

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youtube.com/watch?v=PWHKr9vhRRQ
was just cleaning out the fridge there and found a ristorante pepperoni pizza in the freezer i forgot i had
about 4/5 weeks old, safe to eat? been frozen since i bought it

rory stewart is a glow niggger who likes like he is made of play-dough.

Be fine, frozen shit lasts forever

>implying

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Hultqvist

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Bakke-Jensen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ank_Bijleveld

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_von_der_Leyen

Only 1/2 of those countries still have women defence ministers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Shoygu

Hay look at that, same dude is still Russian defence minister.

alright i suppose its going in the oven

why are you so envious of based Parpswine Penny' promotion?
Is it because you're an unemployed LARPcel who will never be a minister of defence?

Is anyone getting the feeling that the news is just reading from the script about how the leak itself is a threat to national security and not the fact that May is considering giving access to China.

the fact it was ever the case is still bad

who cares?
>REEEEEEE WHY IS A WOMAN MINISTER OF DEFENSE WHILE I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS AND HAVE NO JOB REEEEEEEE WHY WON'T PARPSWINE PENNY SIT ON MY FACE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

How are you Brits even letting this happen

what? I just said that image was BS.

Considering that one of them is straight not even in N.A.T.O, and the other 3 barely have self-defence forces, not really.

why are you so mad that Penny is a based parpswine?

Sorry but I don't want a hysterical and infantile minded woman in control of life and death decisions for our nation.

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>BREAKING: Fiona Onasanya has been kicked out as MP for Peterborough. 19,261 people signed recall petition calling for her to go.
twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1123642749188808710

sounds like the bitter cope of a LARPcel who can't handle based parpswines

>Speaker announces that there will be a recall election in Peterborough
twitter.com/PARLYapp/status/1123642916843421696

Mrs may doesn't care what we the British people want, nor does she care about our defence. China probably offered her a diabetes secret cure, or some free organs from the Muslim concentration camps.

based Tezza
boring post

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why does brit/pol/ envy my exuberant, oxycodone and cocaine-fuelled lifestyle?

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Fugg solid!

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Carl Benjamin gets my vote

B A S E D

OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE MADE A MISTAKE ON THE HOPE NOT HATE WEBSITE!

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Now is the time for OUR GAV to defect to OUR NIGE and spill as many damaging secrets AS POSSIBLE.

She CAN be defended using guns or pitch forks, but barenuckle fight? I'd be goner upon sight

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>what's up with his eye?
IT COULDN'T BE HAPPIER

VOTE NIGE!
FUCK SHIT UP!

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she looks like a fucking tranny

Where were you when the Defense Secretary was sacked for leaking state secrets?
I was having a wank.

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Fuck Nigel Farage, he is controlled opposition.

thanks for letting us know, anne