Post Brexit, the EU should put in laws that reduce English language knowledge

English attracts low IQ and high crime and highly problematic migration. French, dito. Spain dito.

So English needs to be replaced with a language widely spoken in continental Europe but not spoken much at all in third world countries outside of Europe.

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Also cigarettes. They kill.

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German is gross though
Spanish could be a replacement I guess.

Latin is the way.

Everybody in Europe should speak at least one romance language. It is so sad that so many live and die without once having the pleasure of speaking a truly beautiful language.

Latin

Esperanto :^)

Ever heard of Latin America? No, you don’t want them in Europe. No way.

What in “widely spoken in Europe” wasn’t clear?

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>more people can hold a german conversation in slovenia than they can in sweden

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Slovenia is Southern Austria. It’s essentially part of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire core.

while german is not the most aesthetically sounding language, it's grammar and phonology is very consistent, which i can appreciate

arabic should become the EU lingua franca

how about no? English being the most popular makes it fairer because it's a second language for everyone but the Irish. If the EU promotes German or French, krauts or frogs would gain a huge advantage over others.

Languages other than English, French and German are not real options.

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Marshmallowallah it will inshallah abysmallah inshillah basharallahassad

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go larp somewhere else

The german population in slovenia is tiny though. What you're saying is that german knowlege has passed down from generation to generation since the empire broke up in 1918? if that's the case why is so low in hungary, the czech republic and slovakia?

allah ackbar it's like the crusades! Take your Islamaphobia elsewhere and take in your FAIR SHARE!

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i can see europe accepting that before they will ever accept german

mohamedans don't talk like that

Ich will fünf bier haben. Fünf, du arschloch!

That's about the extent of my german.

ALLAHU ACKBAR JIHAD MOHAMMED MOHAMMED JIHAD!!!!!

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>What you're saying is that german knowlege has passed down from generation to generation since the empire broke up in 1918?

Yes, also because of the proximity to Austria. It’s like South Tyrol where 80% speak German... same population size too.

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no

You really don't need more.

I would go for German and keep a Roman language as the second-best choice.

Third-best is Slavic (but possibly the most international one)

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Sudacas don't speak Spanish, they speak oogabooga jungle monkey.

>He thinks he gets a choice
Adorable! AALLLAR FUCKBAR!

>they speak oogabooga jungle monkey.
So does most of Germany.

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Over 95 percent can hold a conversation in German in Germany
[doubt]

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>Third-best is Slavic (but possibly the most international one)
Slavic is not a language, they're just close to each other, that said, Apparently(i dont know why actually) all the other slavs can understand Slovak the most, might be due to our phonology

What about Flemish? It is a variety of Dutch and has influences of German, French, and English language. Yet it is different enough to Dutch, so it probably couldn't be understood by South Africans.

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No, we don’t. You have no clue. Even the immigrants speak the most autistic Prussian German dialect there is.

A complete contrast to the UK where the “posh accent” is limited to Eton graduates, royals and aristocracy. Meanwhile even the lowest pleb in Germany speaks the same Prussian as the Berlin elites, as Merkel or man related.

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Viertes Reich wann?

If we had to pick a language to all speak it would surely be Latin.

Everyone would have to learn it pretty much so it doesn't favour any group, no nigs know the language, id say the number of non whites who speak latin must be in the single digits. It sounds great and most European languages have their roots in it so would be easier to learn.

It is quintessentially European.

it's called the EU

the EU is not yet in it's final form

Should I learn german?

i don't think anyone wants to see the final form of EU

The beauty of Arabic language?
Thanks but NO.

I vote for German.

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Neu. Sofort.

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Jesus, I shouldn't post while drunk.

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>Should I learn german?
No. ugly and dying language.

>GENGEN SIE HAB ICH BIN BIN BIN ALLAH!

Your language is on par with Dutch and Hebrew, a disgusting, foul, harsh and diseased language to match a disgusting, harsh, foul and diseased people.

America should have nuked your shit hole, not Japan.

Now fuck off and die you piece of scum and take Merkel and the rest of your shit filth people to hell with you. Scum cancer of Europe.

It's ok, you're a good doggo

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What would you recommend instead?

paine papiere jude.

arbeit macht frei.

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Anything you are interested in. Either history, or movies or music. Interest makes learning a language easier and learning any language is good for your brain.
Just not german. German is gross

Why on earth do Europeans consume so many cigarettes? I think I remember reading your alcohol and tobacco taxes are way higher than ours and we still drink and smoke less than you. Although, I'd prefer my country do those than being obese.

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>Le cigarette is le bad
Oh boy, don't mention the drug consumption rates around this guy.

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Fuck off Paki scum. No white would hate the Germans. After brexit your UK is going to take in now even more niggers and chinks from the colonies. London looks already like deepest of Africa

Ich war einen besser deutscher Sprecher. Lack of practice kills the skills.

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You can buy bags of tobacco and roll cigs yourself. My guess is in Eastern Europe this makes a cig like 3 cents or something.

>rule EU
>no one learns you language

How pathetic .

They will, they will. Du frecher Amerikaner, auch euch werden wir noch zeigen was ein Haken ist.

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She looks like she could beat them all up by herself

German's shit. Greek is how it's done. Truly the most Aryan language.

>47% Denmark
who? Maybe some Jutes but I dont even know one Dane out of hundreds that can speak German.
I am going to call bullshit on these numbers.

I dont not to speak faggot languages myself. Ill stick with Danish, English, Russian and German thank you very much southfag

same shit in Jutland mate. The German % is in the low 2-3% but quite a lot of Jutes speak German as it is useful as a trade language and because of historical ties.

>Can't read ancient texts with it
>Only good modern Greek text is Zorba

No thanks

>>Can't read ancient texts with it
yes you can, the transition from modern to ancient greek isn't hard.
>>Only good modern Greek text is Zorba
kys

>71% of NL
>Able to hold a conversation in German
>mfw

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>Replacing the most important language of our century
No one wants your shitty language, german

I can

This. Trying to limit exposure to the English language would be best for whites around the world as a whole. It would be a great way to unite white peoples around the world, as well as unite us within a common cause (the establishment of a New Roman Empire.)

English is the reason we are in the mess we are now in Europe. Surely everyone on here can see that, no? Just imagine a continental Europe with just German as the common language. No more immigrants from outside of Europe, no more American trash culture, no more Tinder degeneracy, no more bs Jow Forums etc.

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Eesti is such a finngolboo

Spanish is dumb and too easy

>Germany, Austria
>95%

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18% of Finland can't even hold a conversation in Swedish. Map is total bs

71% ... No.

Hallo, Nachbar. Willst Du dem deutschen Bund beitreten. Garantiert super Spass und viel guten Fussball.

Flemish doesn't exist. It's Dutch.

Dude, german is hard as fuck, it would be easier for eveyone to learn spanish.

Also, fuck that, we need a europe fully woke and speaking latin.

what a cuck

that ship has sailed, hans. english is the international language and with all your native cultures currently being destroyed you'll probably end up speaking some disgusting arabic/turkish/english mutt pidgin anyway.

Just like Dutch is German?

Nur 'Eisern Union' \o/

I already speak a romance language and I want to learn german, how long will it take me?

What about the bad boy burger?
Greek is by far the superior language here, no debate.

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No.

It's really close to Dutch tho, mainly different accent. It doesn't have that disgusting gargling G Dutch often has for example. Pretty sure we could have a semi decent conversation with South Africans, their 'dutch' is quite simplistic tho.

meant this bad boy, fuck it, can't write

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30 weeks or so

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hey freund
Is english enough to live in holland or I'll have to learn that fucked up language?

So proud to belong to the

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WHy do u hate me user

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Just don't live here so you won't have to learn the language.

press x to doubt.

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This is just a bad attempt at coping... The reason English became so wide spread is because England had so many colones. The language stuck and continued to spread due to the USA becoming the dominate super power and leading the world economically and socially. If you want people to speak German, try winning a war that isn't against France.

Why not just go back to using old or middle english?

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I'm 196cm I belong there user.
I dont want to live among manlets anymore.

Depends on what you call "holding a conversation", lmao

This. German is far too hard for everyone to learn as a second language. English, Spanish, hell, even French are far easier to learn because their grammar is less twisted. Being easy to learn is THE defining characteristic of a language suited as lingua franca.

germany population 82 millions
5% = 4.1 millions
4.1 millions of "germans" are not capable to hold conversation in german language
How do you even function as a country?

Cymraeg

Might as well use Esperanto with that attitude.