ITS OVER RUSSIA LAUNCHED ICMBS AT USA AND ALLIES

it would be ideal if only the US were nuked

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Lurk moar

WTF?!. A SU-25 STRAFED MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

It's about time.
Repent while you still can, non-believers!

To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.

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F

Yea god forbid anyone gets in the way of your little EU utopia

dude, do you know how poor russians are?

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So 20 minutes. Cool.

Oh no, I'm so upset.

LARGE IF FACTUAL!
hope one lands on my house

true if big

Sure faggot

SAGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

oh no imagine the horror

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>Posted 3 hours ago.

What kind of shit is t...

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why would he strafe a town before throwing a nuke at it?

Being the retarded, the post

PUTIN JUST FLOW OVER MY HOUSE

>Russia gets bored and decides to just fucking do it and launches Nukes at everyone.
>Tears start rolling down cheeks
>Thank you, Finally its all over
>Except Canada. Russia just doesn't care. Just like in Man in the High Castle. No one cared about Canada

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since i'm about to die in a giant ball of fire i'd rather imagine the whore

At least you can talk.
Who are you?

soon

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Bye guys gg see you all in hell

That's how evil Russians are. Assholes got my cat, poor bastard took a 30mm HE round to the face. GODDAMN RUSSIANS KILLED MY CAT!

bump for larp

Am I dead yet?

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Why would they bother nuking anyone when the world is just going to end by meteor in 24 days?

>The nukes are about as real as the meteor

Not me.
Going the opposite direction.

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bumping so I can laugh at you

>Russia destroyed within 5 minutes
Putin is not that stupid

finally, i am free

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Sometimes I think I should move. Currently 45 miles from the worlds largest nuke stash and 15m from a huge base. Both would be nuke targets putting me in a death zone depending on size of nuke used.

It’s been 30 minutes. Don’t tease me pls.

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Why do people here constantly suck Putin cock?

i thought the meteor wouldn't be here before 2027?

okay I got 5 more minutes.
Let's see what happens.
>I'm in a primary strike zone.

When shtf you are going to be super dead.

Good thing years in the zone has built up my immunity to radiation thank you based reactor4

Holy shit a vladimir putin riding riding a nuke just flew over my house!

8 minutes to live!

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I'M FUCKING WAITING.

/thread

That's too long

At least England is safe then.

Here in Los Angeles at ground zero

No buildings left, currently a ghoul
All but ashes are left
Skin is sizzling

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the quintesential retard burger

SO THAT'S THE SOUND I HEAR. THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PLANE GOING REALLY CLOSE TO THE GROUND WTF

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What's ICBM mean?

just do it already, at least it will end the hunger

Why cant this really happen?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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You mean Airstrip one?

Please be real please be real please be real

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Why not nuke yourself? It would be the best false flag I ever saw

I just saw a ICMBS in my front yard

If I have any advanced warning I will be able to escape towards the coast Im really on the edge unless they drop some tsar bomba sized weapons

Naw m8. I'm going to Heaven until called into action again and then it's a 1000 years of Christ's reign on Heaven on Earth. Good luck with the 1000 years of separation from God and the next material world run after Christ returns to Heaven lad.

okay... I'm in a private super submarine. fuck your gay planes and yachts. life is based down here.

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Three words:
FAKE AND GAY!!!!!

Please be true I am close enough to DC the first nuke should probably kill me without too much trouble

Jesus Christ

good the jews were destroying the country anyway

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I want my nuclear wasteland and I want it now

Russia launched Jesus Christs? I don't get it

Faggot your "Christ" is the true antichrist

Ok guys are we dead yet

I'm so ready. just fuck my shit up senpai.

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Ice Cream, Ballistic Mint

>being this 14 and edgy

May this sinful world be cleansed in fire

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great
now I gotta start hoarding gasoline & live like Mad Max

He's a big guy

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my favorite

It’s been 30mins OP

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yes... yes... YES
>post was made over 30 minutes ago

It's not too late to repent, Rabbi

Guys this is real. The ICBM just put on an airshow for everyone then flew away.

Nice

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Don't worry guys I just saved everyone.

You're welcome.

Wait another 30 minutes the Russians have been drinking and forgot the order to launch.

You have to be 18 to be here kid. What was written on the cross by the Romans who the Pharisees made to crucify Him? Iesous Christos.
So quit trying to talk as if you have any authority on a subject you know nothing about junior.

PUTIN ON A ROCKET JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE!
>imagine living near something that was a nuke target

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Look at the mess you're making Apu

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Based dolphins in the river will tell me when it’s time to go

Well, now what?

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