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UK Parliament declares climate change emergency
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first for fml

All the lads in heaven are watching over us

THREAD THEME
VOTE NIGE
youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

You are going to vote for a strong and stable leader tommorow right?

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whats happening tomorrow

it's the local elections you dumb bastard. if i'm lucky we'll have less Green's this time.

What is the point of this thread? If yous want a brit-only general talking about brit things I suggest you go to

>when there's no votes in my area

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fuck off eddie

God this climate change shit is so fucking astroturfed
I'll give it 24 hours before white people are told to stop reproducing for muh environments

You can look forward to the fucking chaos on the 24rd then lad, wont be long...

lol no

i'm not voting at all i'm burned out on politics and news, i'm zoning out

I would like to have sex with Penny Mordaunt, if you know what I mean

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local elections in most parts of the country. EU elections are later this month.

Unseat Tories at all costs. For me it's the Green party which has the best chance, so I will vote for them, in all their cuckery. Let's finish the Tories and pave the way for a real conservative party.

>Tories flattened in locals
>poor performance at next general election, BP win non-trivial number of seats
>Tory/BP coalition has to form
>when Brexit is over with, BP is aborbed into a rejuvenated Tory party

I own this general and all the pitiful brincels in it

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Not sure I follow.

what does that involved? Not sure what a sex is

She's BBW/thicc but too posh/graceful for the term braphog
She's a parpswine

I'm in what would normally be a safe Labour ward, so I'm voting for the kipper. He'll be surprised if he gets in, I don't think he knows what a councillor does.

Around here in Cheshire the Tories and Labour are being shat on, think the Independents will win quite a few.

Lib Dems non existent now, they used to be very strong here.

>Have
>Sex
>With

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I want the religious nutters to stop.

itchin off them oxys mane

I have the choice between the For Britain movement and UKIP tomorrow

Really don't know anymore lads. Should I go for the most right wing option or go for UKIP which is likely to do well considering my constituency was 65%+ leave

itchin off them oxys mane

Who should I vote tomorrow Con, Labour, Lib Dem or Green?

I spoiled my vote last time but im thinking of voting labour just to spite the cons...

sounds like a LARP t b h kid

join happiness club

I'm ready, lad.

good lad, you're in a more enviable position of the tactical vote being to vote for a principled party, I have to vote for a total cuck, just feels wrong

great stuff lad

Just vote for the opposition, whoever they are

im itching
its cuz of dem oxys mane

if you have a Tory councillor already, the party which is closest to unseating them based on your area's previous results

Anyone else not convinced that the protests in London by “extinction rebellion” are legitimate protestors ? I think this could be a ploy to take away more freedoms and tax us for more shit

is there somewhere online i can see who i can vote for where i live

of course they aren't legit

their demands are objectively unworkable

no, sorry

>he doesn't realise it's all just a LARP to get hippy slit
lmfao you poor naive brinny

Durham represent
>tfw surrounded by labour 'til I die sheep

How do you feel when your best girls go for Indian Dravidians (the worst subhuman kind) and you have to fap, because girls don't want you?

Just asking, because I'm curious :)

A bit pathetic

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lmao you envy them for getting the patchouli pum-pum you laughable LARPcel

there is almost zero actual difference between FB and UKIP. Anne Marie left because she thought UKIP wouldn't address Islam, then she'd already started the party by the time Batten got in

UKIP. For Britain will at best get 15k votes nationwide whereas any vote for UKIP is a vote for the purest possible Brexit.

lmao so you're an incel?
you're boring

UKIP or independent.

whocanivotefor.co.uk/

I'm finding this pretty boring t b h lads
why are you discussing this tedious bullshit in drug/pol/?

It is the most astroturfed movement since People's Vote
oye.news/news/various/extinction-rebellion-protesting-for-your-own-enslavement/

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
===========

GREEN NEW DEAL
>FAKE NEWS
CLIMATE EMERGENCY
>FAKE NEWS
MUH 30 YEARS
>FAKE NEWS

breaking through the bubbles spread this
>globalresearch.ca/saving-the-earth-or-saving-capitalism-the-inconvenient-truth-behind-todays-youth-climate-campaigns/5667343

Investigative journalist Cory Morningstar, encouraged by this broadcaster, looked into the background of the young environmental crusader and revealed some rather concerning details about convergences with major players in the international environmental NGO arena. The result of her research is a comprehensive series of articles entitled The Manufacturing of Greta Thunberg – For Consent.

This four part essay, (part 4 is to be posted on or around February 3rd) exposes the involvement of a technology firm called We Don’t Have Time, which was pivotal in launching Greta’s online presence to viral status. Cory also outlines how Non-Governmental Organizations like AVAAZ, aligned with imperial interests and powerful figures like Bill Gates and Al Gore have been engineering climate solutions and climate activism for years. She argues that well-intentioned youth activists are helping to manufacture the demand for a program which will further assault the world’s most marginalized peoples, and devastate rather than heal a degraded planet.

On this week’s episode of the Global Research News Hour, we host a special in-depth conversation with Cory examining her research into Greta Thunberg’s background, the problems with carbon offsets, Carbon Capture and Storage, and other proposed climate solutions, and the figures manipulating the climate movement from behind the scenes to the benefit of the world’s financial elite, not the planet.

W a K e U p T o T h E T r U t H a B o U t
>THE GREEN NEW DEAL

what does this logo mean?

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If Henry Cavill isn't the next James Bond after Craig's last film it will truly be a crime against humanity.

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>lmao so you're an incel?
I'm a race realist

I've been to Birmingham and have seen shit

10/10 Anglo bitches going out with Somalian/Africans from the bars

Meanwhile British guys just sat there like cucks and did nothing just drank beer and vomit on themselves

Idk. if it's funny or pathetic anymore

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Is this the tagged cunt that cast the deciding vote on the "Parliament says no to No Deal" vote a few weeks back??

news.sky.com/story/fiona-onasanya-lying-mp-faces-by-election-after-constituents-back-petition-11708860

She should fold back in. Right now, all she's doing is damaging any opposition to the remainers and the loony left.
Her ego seems to be driving her at this point.

Nice that you finally realised you were posting in a dead thread (again). Kys, no more (you)s for you.

It's the same pasty boomers and greying 60s kids that turn out for the remain march, what are essentially rent-a-mobs with nothing better to do with their time living in london.
They self-radicalise on social media and then start wandering about the capital like lost sheep, we've seen it a million times before.
Mention china or india's pollution to them and the lights behind their eyes power down into sleep mode

Oh you poor soul, you poor poor soul. I hope you can find your way out of the terrible terrible place you are in, you poor poor soul. I feel so sorry for you I just can't imagine the agony of living such a desperately wretched life, to spend every waking hour posting on this website, to sit around in your hovel doing all manner of drugs, with nothing but the company of drug addicted whores, what an absolute waste of the precious gift of life.

Honestly, this is no life for a person to lead, not even a brown or a gay, stop being such an embarrassment it's truly depressing to know that people live lives as utterly worthless as you. But above all please please please stop posting here it's holding your life back, you're locked into a spiral of drugs, homosexuality and shitposting that can only end badly.

She's not big enough to be a BBW.

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i meant for the local elections

/Int has some good banter.

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First for it's over.

Inb4 shills and tripfags

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they're faker than Jordan's tit's, why couldn't you see this the moment you saw them? In fact, the name 'extinction rebellion' should have given the game away. Real movements don't give themselves names like that, or not any more.

Also they had a 'closing ceremony' which is code for 'the cash ran out'. Real protests can continue on their own steam.

You're pathetic piece of shit you know that right?

Your girls get wasted and take black dick while you stroke yourself to

>MUH EMPIRE, WE WUZ RELEVANT AND SHIT

This is beyond cucked and pathetic .. I can't even describe this

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>woke up dad
>haven't you heard?
>THE WORLD IS DYING
>because of you and your pension, fuckin' boomer
>you'd better woke up, remember what happened when you used the wrong pronoun?
>jeeze, it's like you don't even care about polar bears, they're so cute anyway
>i just got back from the march, had an iced coffee whilst chatting with some other correct people. i wish those dumbasses in parliament would hear us and introduce more rules. that is the only way to slow down the CATASTROPHE!

_______________________________

>David Graeber & "Extinction Rebellion"/. ("birthed a movement to turn the disaster around") Even so called libertarians can be delusive, and see fire where there is only smoke. The disaster is far more extensive than just the environment, it is also the destruction of the human mind, & capitalism with an ecological & human face will not save it even if it employs the anger & passion to do the right thing of the young generation who see the writing on the wall but miss the context, which is the re-animation of the capitalist project of domination... using the language of an ecological apocalypse to colonize what is left of nature & of human nature.

twitter.com/ludicluddite/status/1123591321762058240

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He's obsessed with us. He's posted this same shit om different occasions multiple times now.
>rent free

It's about reinforcement of climate refugees and africanization of Europe.

It is nothing more than this. Freedom removal is a bonus.

The proportions on that tranny freak are all wrong. You can tell it's a man straight away.

so you're bitter because you've not had hippy pussy, is that it?
tl;dr mate
Why are you LARPing like you've ever been out drinking?
Why does it intimidate you that I'm sniffing coke and oxy on a weeknight?
I don't care about your opinion?
why are you so envious that I can afford drugs, chinky and prozzies?
>drugs
>and shitposting
yes
>homosexuality
lol no, if you weren't a complete newcel you'd know I only started this nosedive because of a woman
why are you so jealous that I've ruined my life, but at least at some point I had one? lmfao you're pitiful

Saw this disgusting white woman with a groid. Gut hanging out of her shirt. Thanks Jamal for taking that one.

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What's /brit/'s opinion on Chuk's cuk and suk party, formerly new labour?

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why are you so mad that they get pussy for their contrived, vacuous imitation of having convictions and your convictions actively repel women from shagging you lmao?

u mad white boi?

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>Tired of repetative boring Coke/Shit poster, meme flags, trip and name fags?
>Install Jow Forums X

Jow Forums-x.net
github.com/ccd0/Jow Forums-x
>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon ->Main-> Uncheck 'Stubs' option
>Follow pic related when shit poster posts.

>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon -> Filtering -> Tripcode. Add the below to filter all trip fags
/^!/
>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon -> Filtering -> Name. Add the below to filter all name fags
/^(?!Anonymous$)/

>To filter out meme flags follow the below
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boring and irrelevant, why don't you take drugs? is it because you're a pathetic LARPcel?

He's a wog and they're cunts.

nice anti-bullying software you have there lmfao

That's true.

Low taxes and low crime is quite amazing. Not much happens here so if you're young you wont like it. But if you have a young family or are retired this place is like a utopia.

The politics here is so corrupt though, and freemasonry is rampant. There are so many fucking freemasons here, it needs a purge.

Politicians, police and other high up jobs are all masonry, and look out for each other. Always getting let off for doing minor crimes, ect.

The exclerk of our parliament just got convicted for getting his dick out in front of a 13 year old girl in public, and his punishment was just 12 months suspended sentence because he is "of good character". People here are really angry

Literally who
Going to make the respect party look relevant

see
the work of Cory Morningstar

>The new global finance system STARTS with the the financialization and privatization of all nature. But that's not where it ends. Next is the assigning of monetary value to "social capital".
twitter.com/elleprovocateur/status/1123573559710896129

blowing the lid off "extinction rebellion"'s astroturfed, NGO lead, philantro-oligarchical plan to commodify all of nature

remember patenting genes?
that never went away
remember the joke about privatising the air you breathe?
not a joke anymore

financialisation is control is powerlessness
beuraucracy is death for humantiy
sound it's death knell for it is humanity for whom the bell tolls

ye

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tl;dr
tl;dr

I'm voting for Britain First to spice up the council meetings.

Behind Brexit Party in even fucking London, says a lot really.

hard you are lad
you're boring

Firstly, fuck off coke poster
Secondly, why do you spend every hour of your life on brit/pol/. You're either a glowie here to stop meaningful discussion or top priority on GCHQ's far right monitoring list

COPEING ANGLO SUBHUMANS

YOU'RE LOOSING IT TO AFRICANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thanks for cleaning my work toilets. Some days I piss all over the floor just because I know the Polish cleaners will have to spend extra cleaning up that day. Ooops!

Given that Fiona whatever her name is in Peterborough was ousted through recall is there a way we can trigger this for other MPs? I'm thinking the Labour ones in Leave areas.

He's an obvious glowie, he always goes into overtime when discussion is happening.

Tulisa is not English, she is Greek.

I like her though.

Could you convince your gf to do this threesome?

why do I have such a psychic impact on you that you think I'm here even when I'm not?
is it because you envy me for my exuberant, cocaine and oxycodone fuelled lifestyle?
>REEEEE EVERYONE WHO HAS SEX AND TAKES OPIATES IS GCHQ
lmao i dont follow?
he struck a nerve, didn't he?
you like collecting pictures of interracial couples, don't you?

>Unlike recall procedures in some other countries, the Act does not allow constituents to initiate proceedings. Instead, proceedings are initiated only if an MP is found guilty of a wrongdoing that fulfils certain criteria.

So no, it can't be triggered on a whim.

He was awesome in The Man from UNCLE.
The scene where he's cooking was proper comfy.

>Barbara left me and took Mittens and my Nintendo whatever must I do
Grow a fucking pair you utter nonce

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Need a criminal conviction of less than a year sentencing to start a petition. Of course they would never give voters the right to re-elect at will MPs would have to actually represent their constituency if that were the case.

>muh discussion
>muh blue tie red tie
>muh purple tie will change EVRYFIN
>muh no gf no party invite no gram
oh shut up you spastic, the 'discussion' you vermin have is pitiful fluff it's insignificant to anyone or anything except you and brincels like you because your lives are empty and bare lmfao

lol

>10/10 anglo bitches
No, you have never been here

you really seem to envy me, dunno why lol

Yeah, I wanna see the state of this gchq agent once he clocks off. Hes so into it he probably starts believing the dribble he spouts out. I can imagine him driving home and just spewing out loud "are you jealous I'm on coke" to himself. Then he probably gets home and posts here for free.

He probably struggles to switch off from work to home life. I mean can you imagine being one of the agents who is assigned to Jow Forums? Jesus it just be demoralising, botton of the pile task to do. Sort of like getting the worst duty on a shift because you're the new guy. I feel sad for him, you can imagine getting into GCHQ is pretty tough and then hes just thrown onto coke posting on brit/pol/. I'd actually rather kill myself.