Slowpoke.png here, dumped my gf, want to try tinder for the first time, what am I in for?

slowpoke.png here, dumped my gf, want to try tinder for the first time, what am I in for?

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Unless you're 9/10, your best bet is swiping right on everyone. You'll get to meet a bunch of random 8/10 girls who just swipe right on everyone.

Prepare to be ignored a lot, indulge in other people's narcissistic delusions, and play detective on how fat she really is based on ambiguous pictures. You'll never get to call someone out for being detached from reality because they'll block you before even reading your message to the end. If you can suffer in silence you will eventually meet some really cool people.

Online dating (including Tinder) is full of women with impossible standards. Unless you like fat chicks you're not going to have much luck. If you're 6'+ you might because women are very shallow.

damn I mean I know the fem/male ratio is like 1/100. is it still a 'nsa sex' app or has it turned more serious or what?

You can say I'm your bio that you like going to art galleries and those girls will start matching you. Or you could put a broccoli emoji and say you like tattoos for the nsa sex crowd. All kinds of people are on there. But yeah, primarily it's going to be painfully average attractiveness girls with no morals.

My best advice is to never use superlikes. You're more likely to match but you will never meet that person. I save them for when I run into friends or meme profiles.

There’s all kinds of women on there. It’s just like irl dating but everything is sped up. You’ll be able to meet countless women, but the downside is that you’ll face a lot of rejection too.

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I tried tinder for 3 nights. On night one, some girl wanted to peg me. On the second night some girl wanted me to take her a ridiculously nice club/restaurant and pay for everything, and on the third night the girl showed up ~40 pounds heavier.

I uninstalled that piece of shit and decided to stick to women on campus. fuck tinder.

>because women are very shallow.
This is right after you just put down "fat chicks" but no you, you're definitely not shallow. Only GQ models with blonde hair and blue eyes for you.

Simp.

Quality women don't use Tinder. You'll just find a bunch of used up thot or ugly/social reject women.

No self-respecting woman uses that at all I'll tell you hwat.

You're going to get shadowbanned

It's not shallow if you aren't fat. Being fat is basically the modern equivalence of fucking somebody with leprosy.

My strategy:
1 pic in a suit. 1 in police uniform. 1 skiing with a mask on.
I am fit but you really can't tell from the picturea. Glasses. 6 or 7/10.
Decent bio:
Passionate about psychology, history, languages.
I keep in shape with kickbox, bodybuilding, skiing.
I like sincere conversations, nature, outdoor activitiies.

I tried swiping on everybody and got almost no matches even with tinder gold.
Tried different aproach:target ypur demographics. pick girls that seem somehow smart. That have smtg querqy in their bio. And superlike them. Out of 5 superlikes a day i get 4 matches.

Cont.
Have a strong opener that makes you stand out from the masses. I use the same structure as pic related and so far it got like 99% response rate.
Usually a good start will get the conversation flowing.
I ask 2 or 3 basic questions and then i ask to move the convo on whatsapp.
In maximum 20 messages i ask for a date.
This strategy gets me like 3-4 dates a week in a 150.000 city. I also travel by car to top 130 km away to meet them.
Also try to make jokes and not be a desperate cuck.

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Another example. The key is to mix some good traits with some that are sort of bad without offending her.

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And another

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If you aren't fat yourself, not wanting to have sex with a fat girl isn't shallow. And he didn't say anything about models, hair or eye color.

This one made a joke: try to laugh while you still have teeth!