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House dems squealing like stuck pigs

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what if flimpf is really Mao

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US politics is going to be nothing going on today.
We'll just have to rely on Venezuela and France for any kind of happenings.
I suggest using today to get some errands done. Change the oil on your car, clean the house, do paperwork you've been putting off, etc.

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I want Trump to claim Executive Privilege over Mueller testifying more than anything. Leftists will absolutely lose their fucking minds.

12:00 AM needs a slight revision

Nope

He said no to House Faggotry.

MAGA

Thank you baker.

what if Hitler was really Hitler?

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That the guy from Tennessee? .. god he's creepy

I caught some of the hearing in the morning yesterday. What happened that made him not show up for this committee though?

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>Biden has said trump obstructed a federal investigation
>also Biden: let's criticize the attorney general along partisan lines and call him names due to his conduct regarding an investigation
Hmm....

Good morning to everyone except maga tards

I don't think Mueller will show up. He'd be a fool to sit in front of those idiots and let them berate him for two days.

Barr fucked them up so bad that now the questions will have to be written out and Barr and a team of lawyers can send written replies.

Another (((Cohen)))

imho, it was redundant. no use. no purpose. we have work to do and don't want to play in the Nad circus.

i have about 10 minutes worth of things to get done today. guess i'll watch documentaries and old kung fu movies.

I'm learning to drive. Did 4 hours today on my second lesson, I hated every second of it. God I wish I could just quit and fuck ever driving a car

Barr went balls deep into these tards
He has been fucking outstanding so far

I just found $20 what do I do with it

Okay listen up, I may glow but know this, and this is critical for the future of Asia. Some events are about to go down out of the US's grasp and it will mean the fate of the world. The situation goes down like this as normal.

>People will wake up in the belly of the beast
>The dragon will spread wrath on it's own people
>The dragon will fall apart hour by hour
>The beacon on the Island will shine again

I must go, enjoy it while it lasts.

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Yes, working on your backlog of media is a good choice

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Driving is so fucking easy. Do they mandate driving classes no matter the age in Belgium?

im just here to post something for you americans to laugh at

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He told the court he had initially approached the man and asked if he was OK.
The man had asked him: "Are you an armed response unit?"
"It was an unusual question," Sgt Simpson added.
"I said no. He then stated: 'Well, you better get one'.
"I knew exactly what he meant as he then withdrew a long machete from his right trouser leg.
"He immediately held it out...in an aggressive, threatening manner."
'Fled scene'
Sgt Simpson used his incapacitant spray with no success before calling for back up.
He said: "I was scared. I was there by myself in front of someone telling me to get firearms officers."
Sgt Simpson described how the man was "chopping down" on the car he retreated behind and smashed a window.
But the man fled when other officers arrived.
"He could have killed me," the officer added.

What if Barr is the Invisible Man and he actually was there all along?

go to the casino

Normally House Dems on the committee would be questioning Barr.
But since the Dems elected a bunch of niggers, women, and young adults (practically children in the political world) they would have made themselves look absolutely retarded.
So the Dem House hired a bunch of kike DC swamp staffers to do the questioning.
Since the actually Dem Representatives weren't going to ask Barr any questions, he didn't feel the need to show up.

Begone, your parents need you

>I just found $20 what do I do with it

GIVE IT TO ME

Imagine begging for attention this hard.

Not really. But I gotta learn somehow if I want my license.

The absolute state of euros

inb4 it's actually Barr in face prosthesis and a bald cap

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Just arm all your policemen already. Good lord.

Ken Starr showed up. It was one of my earliest C-Span experiences. I was 15 and it felt wonderful.

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The purpose of testifying before Congress is to essentially speak to the People through their Elected Representatives.

Nadler wanted a bunch of House Staff Attorneys ask Barr questions. Staff Attorneys are not Elected Representatives, and thusly have no business questioning a witness during a House Testimony Proceeding.

Barr effectively told them to fuck off with their bullshit.

I probably drove like 5 times before taking the test. Had to take the test twice though.

Laugh isn't the reaction I had

what?

To be fair it was raining crazy and mad traffic. I've barely driven 6 hours in my life and drove regular city traffic expecting that would go smoothly.
At this point I think the actual test would be more bearable than all those damned lessons I signed up for

There is no reason why those attorneys can't just give the reps the questions the answers. Staffers write the question for them anyways. It's political theaters and Dims are too stupid to ask real questions

GOOD FOR HIM
I DONT SUPPOSE THE MEDIA EXPLAINED THAT "STAFFERS" WERE TO ASK THE QUESTIONS

TWENTY
TWO

What the hell are they doing

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THE LOW IQ ONES CANT ADJUST FOR CURVE BALLS OR WHEN THINGS DONT GO EXACTLY AS THOUGHT

THEN THEY GO OFF SUBJECT AND START ASKING ABOUT DIVERSITY

BLUB BLUB

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Agreed.
in other words
>Why should I?

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Wherever I am I must also ____

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looks like this meme is going to be relevant straight up until the day of the 2020 election.

Just so we are clear, I'm pretty sure that Mueller is pulling as a double agent. He cleared Trump of Collusion (the shit that people would care about) and left it up to Barr to decide on obstruction (this cleans things up from a legal standpoint)
It's over. It's done. No charges.
But doing it this way makes the Dems tightly hold on to "muh Russia". If Mueller cleared Trump on both, then they would have dropped Muh Russia, memory holed it as best as possible and the (D) primary would have been in full "FREE SHIT LMAO" by now.
But now they will "Muh Russia" all the way until 2020.
And at the end of the day Trump still has all the cards because he can always declassify FISA warrants or anything else, at literally any time, to completely knock the wind out of the left.

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fix your damn caps lock already

>tfw congress members are too fucking stupid to field gotcha questions from Reddit or DU

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AWOOOO

secure the existence of my people and a future for white children

Thing is, the dem politicians are not smart enough to ask leading questions and try to trip up Barr. Attorneys are. The politicians can't word dance like the attorneys can.

Rape

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Every Dem besides Yang, Bernie, and Bennet should fire their graphic designers desu

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>urbanite
You're working on your plan to get out of the concrete and glass jungle, right?

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Because they're literally too retarded to understand the questions, and would be immediately slayed by Barr

As Collins pointed out it's faux impeachment. They didn't want Barr to show up so they could put on this show.

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so how many kids have you had?

more than you can afford pal

Absolutely. What's scary is that most of the politicians do have law degrees. They are lawyers in the first place.

Of course, I'm no dummy. I hate every second being here. I wanna go to the mountains far away

What's a Ijowa? Is that some new anime?

What is Bernie is really Stalin?

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So when does Barr butt fuck Comey?

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bennet just copied Trumps

did you see the following press gaggle?
This were little kids in daddy's suit in front of microphones pretending to be politicians.

They are profoundly retarded mutts and niggers completely controlled by their kike handlers.

Soon.

he is getting chewed out for not doing as he was told... also quantum leap faggots cant fix the last change in the time line so american stem isnt a real thing. this makes the neo nazis in argentina and canada furious. but thats how time line revisions go. you decide you will make a different move at a earlier turn and god says thats cheating and smacks all the shit on the monopoly board onto the ground then rapes your mind

what is the ratio of shitskin to white you see in your city?

It's because they don't want the optics of Barr smacking them down when they ask something supremely stupid. The Staff Attorneys are a sacrifice for the "hard" questions that Barr would rebuke, because he's not a fucking moron and knows his shit when it comes to the law.

MAKE ME RETARD

American STEM students (whites and Asians) outperform their peers from other countries. Literally the only thing holding STEM as a whole back is affirmative action.

以上わ basically means "This is the end" in an emotional manner

56% if I had to guess, gets worse every year. Suppose it depends on what part though

remember how everyone loved sessions at first?

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I learned how to drive a 20 year old pickup truck with a standard column shift and no power steering in about 10 minutes-- driving in traffic.
No wonder Europoors can't get anything done!

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EAT THE BUGS GOY

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FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS ?

>56% if I had to guess, gets worse every year. Suppose it depends on what part though

I'm pretty sure that eventually whites are going to get unbrainwashed. And when we do, we'll fix up America. You can come over. And then we'll have to reconquer Europe. Sucks that you guys go zogged so hard. Sucks that USA fought on the wrong side. Fucking FDR. Fucking Woodrow Wilson.
You guys can't even have guns and you can get arrested for wrong think. This wasn't supposed to happen.

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Are they kosher?

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Why can't I find statistics based on ethnicity in Belgium? What's it roughly do you reckon?

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Can't even have knives, it's bloody ridiculous

I never wanted him as AG because I saw no qualifications for the job, then he turned out to be a swamp creature, deep state plant to prevent prosecutions of federal crimes.
Not even surprised.

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