PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Keep Calm and MAGA 4/15/19
youtu.be/jSxMAbEnMRU
>Pres Trump on FoxNews 5/2/19
youtu.be/riNEy87lxx0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer Service 5/2/19
c-span.org/video/?460357-1/
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNews 5/2/19
youtu.be/66Nj0VYXcWU
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 5/2/19
youtu.be/kk0fgWDXReA
>ActDHSSec McAleenan/ActDHSUndSec4Mgmt Fulghum @Senate on 2020 Budget 5/2/19
c-span.org/video/?460350-1/
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Natl Day of Prayer 5/2/19
youtu.be/cSgNoba3Yzg
>Obama Knew 5/1/19
youtu.be/ybvmu7kM8z0
>Pres Trump on FBN 5/1/19
youtu.be/6IV3PhKxlzI
>Pres Trump @Natl Day of Prayer Dinner 5/1/19
youtu.be/JBJKhEwVs5U
c-span.org/video/?460304-1/
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 5/1/19
youtu.be/bKDsmEosq3k
>SoS Pompeo on CBSNews 5/1/19
youtu.be/jNt4MVoK59c
>NSA Bolton outside WH 5/1/19
c-span.org/video/?460317-1/
>NSA Bolton on FBN 5/1/19
youtu.be/pm8GbHGu6aY
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 5/1/19
youtu.be/7X-IKOQaYmM
>FEDChair Powell News Conf on Econ Policy 5/1/19
c-span.org/video/?460062-1/
>AG IronBarr @Senate on Mueller Report 5/1/19
c-span.org/video/?459922-1/

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MAGA

IT'S AWOOVEMENT!

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MAGA

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MIGA! LOL

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do you hear that?

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MAGA Dr Pepper

youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U

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Give me my fucking MAGA bananan sticker, you nigger who promised a sticker but never gave one. You know who you are, you will fight me if you don't do it so engarde.
youtu.be/0Dpw0VvH4m0

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Blocking these traitorous losers

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I do. It's anons getting Cup Crazy

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>user has a twitter account
you go girl!

Cuckblocked

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is this supposed to make any sense

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AWOO for jobs.

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oops

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YASSSSS QUEEN SLAAAAY

MAKING ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN?

I'm poz for Bootyjudge now

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I need a run down on the tucc show please I legit missed it...

Well there you go

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that was known before the hearing

Whoever this guy is, he's trying to give mokou twitterguy a run for their money. I was promised a sticker last thread though.

>If you can identify all of these people by name, you get a sticker.
>Make it a bananan sticker pls
>
>Bernie, Warren, Harris, Booker, Gilibrand, Klobuchar, Beto, Inslee, Hickenlooper, Castro, Gabbard, Delaney, Buttgag, YANGANG, Williamson.

And I demand satisfaction.

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>MAMA

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I have patience. To an extent.

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it will be on again later tonight

Tucc resigned live on air. Brian is now the permanent host. F

None of these people care that nobodies with >100 followers are blocking them.

They're going to hammer the shit out of this guy. Kamala will get so smug that she'll squeeze her eyeballs out of the sockets from squinting too hard.

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twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1123071136869359621


Can't believe the greatest generation was so racist.

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Block Trump and Pascale since they don't care

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it's hard to beat mokou but perhaps if i start posting foxes on other boards i can make an attempt

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I legit don't have cable or you tube

indelible

MAGA

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YOU TELL THEM!!!! FUCK THIS CENSOR-ASSISTANT!!

wtf I'm pedo for joe

>MAMA

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hippo

Either my hearing is really really good, or everyone is just so fucking loud.

These people honestly think Americans went to war over the treatment of some refugee sandniggers?

>I legit missed it
>I legit don't have cable or you tube
you didn't miss it then nigger

mobile.twitter.com/yzany/status/1124112492739870721

ptg and MAGAtards eternally btfo by cernovitch

i got one....

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inedible

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I just tossed the remote somewhere when I got the tv. not the slickest idea.

The ones before it weren't slouches

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Comfy for what exactly? What's on the gogglebox?

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The DNC/media are completely out of ammunition. They are so fucking stupid, that they only had one plan to get rid of Trump: Russia.

Due to sever incompetence and lack of talent, they find themselves here. You’re going to see a scared and defeated media/political party. It will be glorious.

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LET NOT YOUR FARTS BE DOUBLED

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FUCK YEAH. The next thing we're doing is never coming back to Jow Forums or Jow Forums!!! We're all going to cripplechan instead. LET'S GO!!

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sheetcaking?

Jokes on you. We all died in Syria in '17

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You currently have until June. The right person at DHS will buy time.

I just a summary of the greatest hits please

Yes.

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>I have patience
Better than you give yourself credit for.
Even when you're pissed, you're still cordial.
I respect that, a lot.

I guess they couldn’t bother to get thier fat hands around some forks?

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fat fucks eating a sheet of cake

I don't care about a jewish baboon who is married to a poo.

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They don't care about us so why should we

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he so mad Trump fired all the leakers lel.

>eat an entire cake because im sad because fuck drumpf

pence is a closet homosex

>the real problem with the greatest generation is they didn't hate themselves enough
who the fuck are these people?
why do they live in the US at all?

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Your grammar is horrific. Get lost.

Pretty sure they were also planning to JFK him, but the military has him covered on that one

i'd elect corned beef

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sheet cake is the floor

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Do you guys hear that?

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There's the fat, the really fat, then the horribly obese who post pictures of themselves stuffing their face with cake and calling it politics.

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Once the Russia probe files are declassified what's the over/under on blacked threads on /pol? I'm thinking 108+.

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ohhhh

Only in 'murica

>
3

shhhhhh...
enjoy it

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Mexibro, plz

Nice fanfic Q-tard

Only if mustard was his running mate

What did pence do to earn comfy op post?

DIE, YOU FUCKING KOALAWOO

never. in 206 years.

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Oh right, sorry

Your daughter brings this guy home. What do?

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>fat fucks eating a sheet of cake
there's an actual fucking term for this.

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>enter /ptg/
>regular posters
>namefags, avatarfags
>everyone knows everyone
its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no actual trump discussion 90% of the time. its fucking facebook without profiles.

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Did anons do funny tucc paraphrases during tucc time?
Those are my favorite part of tucc threads

I am more analytical than prone to impulsive reactions. Some think me to be stoic because of it.

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They might have known better. Considering something like 80% of gun owners strongly support Trump (figure pulled from my ass). Also, we have the internet. Any assassination of Trump would result in 10-50 million furious gun owners - looking for Democratic politicians to exact revenge on.

ill take his place


MIGA! HAVE SENT YOUR GF TO ISRAEL YET?

I'd meme arrow in sign

yell at him

Tell him to do more chin ups.

>memeflag

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