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May 3, 2019 - 01:03
IT'S AWOOVEMENT!
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May 3, 2019 - 01:04
MAGA
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May 3, 2019 - 01:04
MIGA! LOL
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May 3, 2019 - 01:05
do you hear that?
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May 3, 2019 - 01:05
MAGA Dr Pepper
youtu.be /_3eC35LoF4U
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May 3, 2019 - 01:05
Give me my fucking MAGA bananan sticker, you nigger who promised a sticker but never gave one. You know who you are, you will fight me if you don't do it so engarde.youtu.be /0Dpw0VvH4m0
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May 3, 2019 - 01:05
Blocking these traitorous losers
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May 3, 2019 - 01:05
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
I do. It's anons getting Cup Crazy
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
>user has a twitter account you go girl!
May 3, 2019 - 01:06
Cuckblocked
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
is this supposed to make any sense
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
AWOO for jobs.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
oops
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May 3, 2019 - 01:06
MAKING ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN?
May 3, 2019 - 01:06
I'm poz for Bootyjudge now
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May 3, 2019 - 01:07
I need a run down on the tucc show please I legit missed it...
May 3, 2019 - 01:07
Well there you go
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May 3, 2019 - 01:07
that was known before the hearing
May 3, 2019 - 01:07
Whoever this guy is, he's trying to give mokou twitterguy a run for their money. I was promised a sticker last thread though.
>If you can identify all of these people by name, you get a sticker. >Make it a bananan sticker pls > >Bernie, Warren, Harris, Booker, Gilibrand, Klobuchar, Beto, Inslee, Hickenlooper, Castro, Gabbard, Delaney, Buttgag, YANGANG, Williamson.
And I demand satisfaction.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:08
>MAMA
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May 3, 2019 - 01:08
I have patience. To an extent.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:08
it will be on again later tonight
May 3, 2019 - 01:08
Tucc resigned live on air. Brian is now the permanent host. F
May 3, 2019 - 01:08
None of these people care that nobodies with >100 followers are blocking them.
May 3, 2019 - 01:08
They're going to hammer the shit out of this guy. Kamala will get so smug that she'll squeeze her eyeballs out of the sockets from squinting too hard.
May 3, 2019 - 01:09
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May 3, 2019 - 01:09
twitter.com /washingtonpost /status /1123071136869359621
Can't believe the greatest generation was so racist.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:09
Block Trump and Pascale since they don't care
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May 3, 2019 - 01:09
it's hard to beat mokou but perhaps if i start posting foxes on other boards i can make an attempt
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May 3, 2019 - 01:09
I legit don't have cable or you tube
May 3, 2019 - 01:09
MAGA
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May 3, 2019 - 01:10
YOU TELL THEM!!!! FUCK THIS CENSOR-ASSISTANT!!
May 3, 2019 - 01:10
wtf I'm pedo for joe
>MAMA
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May 3, 2019 - 01:10
Either my hearing is really really good, or everyone is just so fucking loud.
May 3, 2019 - 01:11
These people honestly think Americans went to war over the treatment of some refugee sandniggers?
May 3, 2019 - 01:11
>I legit missed it >I legit don't have cable or you tube you didn't miss it then nigger
May 3, 2019 - 01:11
i got one....
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May 3, 2019 - 01:11
inedible
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May 3, 2019 - 01:11
I just tossed the remote somewhere when I got the tv. not the slickest idea.
May 3, 2019 - 01:11
The ones before it weren't slouches
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
Comfy for what exactly? What's on the gogglebox?
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
The DNC/media are completely out of ammunition. They are so fucking stupid, that they only had one plan to get rid of Trump: Russia.
Due to sever incompetence and lack of talent, they find themselves here. You’re going to see a scared and defeated media/political party. It will be glorious.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
LET NOT YOUR FARTS BE DOUBLED
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
FUCK YEAH. The next thing we're doing is never coming back to Jow Forums or Jow Forums!!! We're all going to cripplechan instead. LET'S GO!!
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
Jokes on you. We all died in Syria in '17
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May 3, 2019 - 01:12
You currently have until June. The right person at DHS will buy time.
May 3, 2019 - 01:12
I just a summary of the greatest hits please
May 3, 2019 - 01:12
Yes.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:13
>I have patience Better than you give yourself credit for. Even when you're pissed, you're still cordial. I respect that, a lot.
May 3, 2019 - 01:13
I guess they couldn’t bother to get thier fat hands around some forks?
May 3, 2019 - 01:13
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May 3, 2019 - 01:13
fat fucks eating a sheet of cake
May 3, 2019 - 01:13
I don't care about a jewish baboon who is married to a poo.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:13
They don't care about us so why should we
May 3, 2019 - 01:13
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May 3, 2019 - 01:14
he so mad Trump fired all the leakers lel.
May 3, 2019 - 01:14
>eat an entire cake because im sad because fuck drumpf
May 3, 2019 - 01:14
pence is a closet homosex
May 3, 2019 - 01:14
>the real problem with the greatest generation is they didn't hate themselves enough who the fuck are these people? why do they live in the US at all?
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May 3, 2019 - 01:14
Your grammar is horrific. Get lost.
May 3, 2019 - 01:14
Pretty sure they were also planning to JFK him, but the military has him covered on that one
May 3, 2019 - 01:14
i'd elect corned beef
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May 3, 2019 - 01:14
sheet cake is the floor
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May 3, 2019 - 01:14
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May 3, 2019 - 01:15
There's the fat, the really fat, then the horribly obese who post pictures of themselves stuffing their face with cake and calling it politics.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:15
Once the Russia probe files are declassified what's the over/under on blacked threads on /pol? I'm thinking 108+.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:15
shhhhhh... enjoy it
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May 3, 2019 - 01:16
Only if mustard was his running mate
May 3, 2019 - 01:16
What did pence do to earn comfy op post?
May 3, 2019 - 01:16
DIE, YOU FUCKING KOALAWOO
May 3, 2019 - 01:17
never. in 206 years.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:17
Your daughter brings this guy home. What do?
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May 3, 2019 - 01:17
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!
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May 3, 2019 - 01:17
>fat fucks eating a sheet of cake there's an actual fucking term for this.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:17
>enter /ptg/ >regular posters >namefags, avatarfags >everyone knows everyone its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no actual trump discussion 90% of the time. its fucking facebook without profiles.
May 3, 2019 - 01:17
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May 3, 2019 - 01:17
Did anons do funny tucc paraphrases during tucc time? Those are my favorite part of tucc threads
May 3, 2019 - 01:17
I am more analytical than prone to impulsive reactions. Some think me to be stoic because of it.
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May 3, 2019 - 01:18
They might have known better. Considering something like 80% of gun owners strongly support Trump (figure pulled from my ass). Also, we have the internet. Any assassination of Trump would result in 10-50 million furious gun owners - looking for Democratic politicians to exact revenge on.
May 3, 2019 - 01:18
ill take his place
MIGA! HAVE SENT YOUR GF TO ISRAEL YET?
May 3, 2019 - 01:18
Tell him to do more chin ups.
May 3, 2019 - 01:18
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