April 20th: Jow Forums conducts a mass ritual to awaken the spirit of Adolf Hitler and bring him back to our plane of existence
Two weeks later: An Asteroid is projected to impact directly in the heart of NYC
I thought meme magic was dead, apparently not..
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Space isn't real. Earth is flat. Benjamin Netanyahu is a bitch.
I admit I was rolling for a return. I failed to understand the consequences though. He was summoned, he fixed his steely gaze upon this gay earth, and had only one recourse: DESTROY THEM ALL. It is what it is.
asteroid is a meme for falseflagging nuclear war if anything at all. Biblical prophecy is always fulfilled we still have a 1 world gov 1 world religion 1 world economy to look forward to rebelling against in minecraft.
Checked, Hyperboreans will be spared. We can survive the winter, the mud races cannot.
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this is what was accomplished
>we don't have a world government
top notch satire m'lady
That which is dead can never die, faggots. Hono hono!
>April 20th: Jow Forums conducts a mass ritual to awaken the spirit of Adolf Hitler and bring him back to our plane of existence
What ritual?
stop shilling this fucking meteor. barr is investigating you faggot dems
First two, insane. Last one, yeah.
not insane.
>trusting NASA
1. That’s amazing
2. No odds are the asteroid will miss and merely be an interesting object in the sky.
>sodom and gamorrah was just some story
surely it has nothing to do with the city legalizing post birth infanticide
You may have wished to summon Adolf but instead you got Kalki. He will destroy this world and many, really most everyone, will taste his blade.
I await his arrival knowing that chances are I am not pure enough and will die. If that is what it takes to reach a new golden age so be it.
can we just use super glue to not fly off
BRING IT ON
>r*dditspacing
>completely wrong about everything in post
just go back
Holy Jesus, that little girl is beyond redpilled and based.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS REAL HAHAHAHAHAHA
>About 71 percent of the Earth's surface is water-covered
>this "asteroid" just so happens to hit America, better yet the heart of NYC--a city full of millions like a movie
>believing NASA lies
You deserve to be stupid. Also they just went ahead and marked another doomsday date for 2029, just like 2000 and 2012 and I'm pretty sure there was another doomsday date in between 2013 to 2018 but I don't remember.
This has potential.
Lol all of the globohomo will just fucking leave
if a 200 meter asteroid can cause this, think what a 1.3 kilometer asteroid can do
OUR LADY BURNED FOR THIS
Can we... Continue this ritual?
>Asteroid
It is foreordained.
Jew York will glow.
you're mentally ill. Seek help
i love the horten so much, made at least 10 models of it when i was a kid
>An Asteroid is projected to impact directly in the heart of NYC
Source?
give digis to make this true
yin yang gang
I always seriously wondered why nobody in the RC airplane model community ever build a ton of those.
Always those lameass bog standard airplane models from the world wars or the even more boring commercial planes.
I tried, Kek is fickle tonight.
>asteroid
Thought you were crazy until the last one
same, should make a RC haunebu as well. the insane wunderwaffe shit from the late war always got me, especially the planes/rocket plane stuff
fug..beat me to it
Imagine hating something so much your willpower encroaches on reality
Based Asteroid will end Zionism.
Really pushing the [fictional] part of the story.