I demand 15 dollars an hour minimum wage

>I demand 15 dollars an hour minimum wage.

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*blocks your path*

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You're at the store and this thing slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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what the fuck is this even and what does it do?

W-what did it slap her ass with...

scans shelves to alert what needs stocking

Oh boy, a lighted pile on a roomba...

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oh shit

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This is why I support minimum wage hikes, brings the robots faster.

knock it over and steal something

Hes cute

Unplug this nigga ass

>DEAD OR ALIVE YOURE CUMMING WITH ME

wat do?

Hopefully this same thing happens to low IQ plumbers for charging $100 an hour.

Yang told you faggots, but you are too busy sucking israel trumps cock to see.

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>saved
>legit creepy

>nig flag
>resorts to tnb

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High five it.

didnt you hear, new ai bots are going to be used my lkaw enforcement.
its time man, ai takes every job, they now have a full human hand robot that can bartend and thread needles.
no job is safe 24/7 no health insurance no sick days no paiud leave no vacaton.
jobs are done, Yang been syaing it, Obama wouldnt listen to Yang, Trump wont listen to yang!

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What'll you do with the money little guy ?

So it doesn't actually stock the shelves? Some fatass sheboon could just look at the security cameras and yell at dumb zoomers to do that.

Oh shit, Minecraft and reality have merged!
How the hell will I talk about what I'm going to do to undesirables now?

da fuk

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based

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ya i'd probably go around pushing product back and rearranging shit to trick the machine into thinking the shelf needs stocking... just to be an ass.

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awe cute. you two should hook up

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How are you low iq for wanting a job where you can make $100 an hour?

Does nothing but roll around looking for shit for people to do.
Shift managers BTFO.

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If it's a roomba why cant it clean the spill? It should have a clean function at least.
I wonder how long before these are 'racist'.
>Keeps reporting niggers for stealing, vandalism, etc.
>scrap them so humanity doesnt find out.

Its absolutely fucking worthless, i work in a store with one of these. Theyve kept it deactivated for the last 2 weeks because of how outrageously useless it is.

It mostly just tries to detect spills, and most of the time is a false positive. Then itll spam the intercomm for someone to clean the spill that doesnt exist until someone presses its button on the back. Theyre not even roomba-tier, theyre less than that.

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>work shit job
>its easy but the pay is shit
>only reason I hung around as long as I did was moving up in the company is easy and the pay becomes good
>old boss who really likes me is suddenly transferred out and new one moved in
>hates my fucking guts and keeps doing everything in her power to make me quit or block my applications to other departments

His big black dick

Can someone make a meme of this robot saying " if you only know how bad things really are"

Put bumper stickers on it.

well, good for you. what do YOU bring to the TABLE? diddly shit, i assume.

>put everyone in the service industry out of work over a ten year period.
>60 million people out of work.
>nobody can afford anything
>economy crashes
>masshavoc.exe
This all could be avoided if you vote for Yang 2020.

At least you yanks have robots in stores. We never get anything cool like this.

That's a... stupid system. When I worked in a grocery store we had Iris or something that got brought in during my last two years. Basically everything was audited and as stuff got scanned out it got ordered.

>puts 10's of millions of workers out of jobs
>*rubs hands in anticipation of record profits*
>Millions of people smash your stores & factories, and lynch the elites

Didnt think this through did you kikes

UBI is happening whether people like it or not.

there are things that will never be replaced by robots.

Shut up faggot nobody cares about your dumb meme gook

with a red nose and rainbow hair right
>HONK HONK

Was hoping he had finally run out of money for posts. Guess not.

UBI IS A TRAP.
Its is litteral DE-ACCELERATIONISM

Instead of mass chimp outs as elites replace all your jobs & enjoy record profits
They give you $250 a week to "live" on
people stay "comfy"
Until FULL Automation is achieved
then the elites have NO NEED for any of you.
MASS CULLING.

A resource based economy is the only GOOD solution for the people.
Automation is embraced
Money is eliminated entirely
Financial class and bankster elites no longer exist
Government is decentralized
Orwellian distopia averted

>shit jobs are easy
WTF are you talking about user...
LARPing faggot detected.

>blocks your socialist uprising

grind on it

j-just getting peanut butter don't mind me haha

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go suck off your tranny friends you faggot cuck

I give it 5 minutes before niggers come in and knock it over

>A resource based economy is the only GOOD solution for the people.
You're not one of those Zeitgeist fags, are you?

Dunno why but that thing is scary

On the lower part of it, the round thing looks like a weird freaky head.

im drunk so its shit but here you go

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Hahaha. Hey serious question. Wtf does this thing even do? Clean floors?

Pretty sure it was eyeballing me when i was weighing out pistachios and printing a label.

You've seen this in person?

i would prefer to deal with a robot over the soulless drones that dont want to be their.
i fully support this.

Like some sorta crappy African carving

>don't even think about stealing that jerrycurl juice you nigger.

it's cool at first. But is quickly looses it's charm, as time goes on.

What store is this?

I think my company makes those... kek

I think it's kind of cute.

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tip it over

Underrated

>still too autistic to try to grab food next to it so stand looking at cans of beans for 10 mins before it scoots down the aisle again

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Sooo you still need people to stock the shelves.... and those people deserve $15 an hour

This but unironically

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>I'm just trying to put food on the table :(
A fucking socialist DARES to say this in public?!
The ones responsible for mass starvation say this?!

Holy fucking shit, what the fuck is going on in the world?!

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Grab it like a giant hammer and beat up robobuddies.

Does it have a safety system against niggers?

We've been over this faggot, that thing doesn't stock shelves, it takes inventory.
It's replacing management

It automatically dispenses a job application

Laugh my ass off and then slap my girlfriend's ass twice as hard as it did.

kek

If you can teach it to cook and do laundry then women really would be obsolete

Brave new world.

>puts all grocery stores out of business
>can't put these in stores in black neighbourhoods
>all grocery store workers now have to commute to the ghetto
>get shot
These things are going to cause the genocide of the grocery store worker gene.

In other words it's useless. When it can stock shelves by itself then it will be useful.

It's ok you can order groceries online

Unironically based and redpilled. Anyone who fears automation doesn't understand that "killing jobs" literally means decreasing costs of living until food is so close to being free no one is starving unless they want to. We're already producing more than enough food to feed every single person on this planet, but the human factor behind the production of this food and the stupid wages you have to pay make it so poor people cannot get enough of that food legally.

Humans are the most costly and inefficient machines for physical work. We are slow. We get tired. We get old and lose strength very quick. Lots of the energy we have in store is used for things totally unrelated to physical work. For all intents and purposes we are good thinking machines and this is what sets us apart from the rest of the animal kingdom, because our ability to do physical work is sub par. Colony insects are good robots that can go all day and carry multiple times their own weight. Apes and other animals mostly use physical strength, physical work to stay alive so they don't get tired nearly as fast as the average human.

No instead we got smarter. Every step of human evolution involved automation. We automated the "finding food" process into "growing food". We then automated the "walking around fields with horses" into "driving machinery around fields". The physical effort we expand is lower we also got more food production as an added bonus. If you want something to get cheaper and more accessible, removing as much of the human factor as possible from the production process is necessary.

tl;dr If you fear automation you're a brainlet working a job you know would be easy to automate.

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Loudest I’ve laughed on Jow Forums

Here I come! I am Cinna-MON!

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You are not funny retard.

*kisses you on the lips*

Basic inventory control does that shit...

*beats you to death for being a faggot in public*

>PUT DOWN THAT BREAD LOAF SHOPLIFTER
>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY

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Why do they pay any minimum wage? Why not just slavery? Is one penny an hour not slavery because the slave has a wage? This is why they don't want the plebs to have guns.

what a waste of money

I can't wait for the robots violently removing most of humanity, including me.
We are fucking garbage.

tru tru first thing i thought was to hit it with a bat