Best way for an unskilled Filipino to get citizenship. How? I want to be able to buy my own house , buy guns, buy a SUV...

Best way for an unskilled Filipino to get citizenship. How? I want to be able to buy my own house , buy guns, buy a SUV. I love freedom.

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Pretend to be Mexican and go to California to vote

Convince an American landwhale to marry you.

Marrying a citizen.
Going to nursing school and becoming a nurse would also be a good way to guarantee citizenship. In SoCal, every Filipino seems to be doing it that way.

You stay right there.

Someone forgot to colour that abo flag

Sneak in, everyone knowns amnesty is happening sooner or later anyway

Just get a travel visa and never leave. Trump's a faggot, he'll never kick you out.

After Duterte kicks off the day of the rake we will allow you a nice homestead and development funds for American Columbia

Yeah, but for Filipinos, they could just become nurses. It pays well, there's a lot of demand for that line of work, and there is already a sizable social network of other fellow Filipinos that they can become friends with and marry into (depending on where in the country they choose to live.)

>Best way for an unskilled Filipino to get citizenship. How? I want to be able to buy my own house , buy guns, buy a SUV. I love freedom.

Stay where you are
Fuck off we're full

Just come on a tourist visa and never leave. Get a lawyer and a few years/thousand dollars later you'll get a greencard and eventually citizenship.

i'm dead serious.

A Filipino would literally have an easier time than a Mexican or any other illegal immigrant from Latin America.

You enroll in the pinoy army & invade Canada when your fearless leader declares war and invades them.

Then you just hop over the north border :^)

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Sneak in and join the US Navy. The Filipino mafia is real.

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works for leafs, kikes, chinks, and euros

The best way is for you to stay in your shithole country. We have enough shitskins already and deporting them wont be easy on the day of the rope

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>deporting them
>day of the rope
user, do you not know what day of the rope actually means? It means that deportation would be redundant BECAUSE of the rope you literal idiot.

Besides, the US needs immigrants like Filipinos. They contribute to GDP growth and fill in crucial gaps in the labor market in the US, especially in healthcare.
There are a lot of Filipino nurses.
They're part of the Asian/Pacific Islander ethnic group, meaning that they're a "model minority." It's not like you're importing Haitians, Somlai terrorists, and MS 13.

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Join the US Navy, it's full of Flips who do that and they take care of their own there
they call it the Filipino mafia

all the fillipinos i know got there citizenship via working as merchant mariners.

Why dose the American passport have a Jewish star on it?

Just overstay your vacation here. Steal someones name from a grave site and steal a social security number.
And when a law enforcement agent hassles you tell him "check your fucking privilege white boy"

I bet you cant even get a 10 day travel through visa for the USA.

u gooks need to fuck off, i would honestly nuke your shithole country

i can't even order a double double in this country anymore without having to speak to one of you damn dirty apes

Go to Thailand
Dress like a girl
Find some pedo tourist amerimutt
Give him proper pleasure
Ask to get married
When in US report him to police
Take his house gun and SUV
?????
profit

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