Cast Iron Pill

One skillet isn't enough, we cook most meals at home
>three 9" pans
>two burner griddle
>pancake griddle
>abelskeiver pan
>handful of mini pans
>Griswold dutch oven because showing off
>large and small high carbon wok
>other pots, skillets, pyrex
>zero nonstick cancer

>nip flag
>leaf
inb4 merely pretending to be retarded or some other faggy nupol bullshit like "we call all shitposters leafs now"

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There’s no ovens in Japanese homes. I just have 2 gas burners and a littler toaster oven.

try using your eyes faggot

kids? what's it like to cook for kids? I'm getting married in a few months and I don't know what to expect for preparing food for so many people.

jokes on you rice nigger, I only eat fast food

shut up Kiwi

Chad Cast Iron >>>> Virgin Teflon

I do all my cooking in a Teflon-free microwave.
I'm just that good.

Frying is for niggers, baking and boiling is the only White cooking mechanism.

>not using a scooped out stone heated up by lava

Enjoy having chemicals from the iron jew leaking into your food and giving you haemochromatosis, making you infertile and turning you into a faggot.

Just use a stainless steel pan, you can't make every dish in cast iron. Try making a fucking carbonara on a cast iron, the egg cooks immediately even when you take it off the stove.

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you ease into it. Like it will be enough for you and your wife till the kid's a year old and then mom will start feeding it from her plate, then you'll have to make a little extra. Around the time your kid is 5 you might actually have to start adding an extra serving. This will continue for subsequent children..they do not each adult food for a while, then they dont eat much of it.
But all hell breaks loose when they hit ages 10-12. If you have sons they will go through a loaf of bread a day all through their teenage years.

jews sold everyone on kelvar...cast iron is the only way to cook white people food

scots deep fry everything

>english teacher sex tourist rice cooker

dude. let your pan cool to perfect temperature or dont heat it so high. You CAN cook any dish in cast iron and I've done carbonara AND hollandaise. You just need experience in knowing how hot your pan is. Learn some patience and let it cool down to perfect temp.

>cooking food
look at these fucking berrypickers

just cooked some sausage on a cast iron skillet. not bad.

I've never had a problem making carbonara in my cast iron skillet. You just have to give it an extra minute to cool down, nbd.
Though I do have to pull out the teflon pan for omelettes.

Go microwave another hotpocket, faggot.

>heat it up then wait for it to cool down.
It's just fucking food. you put the benis in the bagina, you don't wrap it around your leg three times first. fucking hipsters.

A fucking dot

I use a ceramic titanium pan

Based Jap.

user, if you don't know how to make carbonara you don't have to reply. Carbonara uses an egg sauce, and if the pan is too hot the egg will scramble. And it's an old recipe made by coal miners, not some new age bullahit.

Why? Cast iron is brilliant for eggs. Just have to use a coat of lard or butter or whatever if you don't want to scrape up delicious browned egg dust afterward.

cuck

>go to make carbonara
>don't let it cool down
>pour in the egg mix
>it turns into retarded scrambled eggs in noodles because the pan was too how
>"at least I'm not a hipster", I say as a I pop another retard pill

Thank you. I was more referencing worrying how often they need to eat. I only eat breakfast and dinner but you're right. It will be a while until they start needing full adult meals. I'm already imagining them at the table screaming for dinner lol.

>boys/bread
lol, I still love plain toast

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>thinking /ck/ is a board for cooking discussion
kek

? lol ok. I cook with* the future wifey. Just basically grab her ass as she stirs and help keep things moving/clean.

It's not bad, my 10 year is learning to cook and he helps cook for the family. Family life is good as long as you're not a shithead.

>eating

Coking is an essential skill that everybody should posess.
Not to mention it is quite popular with women to be able to cook halfway easy. WIth that they then also have no more excuse not to cook.
Most great chefs are male. Women only cook for our convinience. Same at my home.
I only cook fresh game, because I don't trust her to get that meat right. Most of the normal meals I let my gf do.

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GREETINGS I AM 'panless' IRON MAN
STEAMING thru-hole steamers on
copper bottom pans
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Why would he post about cooking on the fast food board?

>>eating
This is the real redpill

Men do everything better than women.

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>kids?
No, just two active adults who are trying at avoid obvious health hazards. We bake and cook 2-3 meals a day at home.
Kids = casserole.
You will grow to love the sound of opening that can of cream of mushroom soup.

I've been using cast iron for a couple years now. My pork chops are top notch!

>cream of mushroom soup
Enjoy eating that mushroom-flavored vegetable oil.

Your edging closer to the real red pill NUTRITION. screw the pan nonsense.

True. My wife does most cooking but I have to cook the good meats. She will fuck up my steaks and chops no matter how many times I tell her how.

You also have PART of the truth.
The ingredients we put in our mouth is POISON.

i love using my cast iron but cleaning that sucker is work

I am heart attack survivor that don't need DAPT cause I changed my ways. Ask me how to not get a heart attack and never need the hospital again.

The real nutrition pill is fermented foods. We are collections of bacteria and we need to maintain.

cast iron is the absolute best but you have to know how to take care of them. it's a little different than other cookware

What's your idea gramps- meat and veggies, and brown rice?

Yes part of it. Mushrooms are superfood.

>cleaning cast iron
If you season it and not burn anything in it (should be easy), then you simply wipe it..

congratulations on the son and family. I wish your family happiness and health.

That's what I'm hoping for and imaging but I also fear how I'll be when they want treats. I think I'll be too strict with them. I hope they like fruits as much as I did. I'm hoping for more daughters than sons.

back to your containment board.

Bitch, please.
>leave it dirty
>start heat
>scrape
>chainmail or thick steel wool if needed, gentle
>towel buff
>light oil
By now the pan is 400+ degrees, sterile, and ready for oiling and spices. Old timers would just leave a half inch of bacon grease in and reheat.

Based

>Cocking is an essential skill that everybody should posess

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Reminder, buy OLD cast iron at yard sales/thrift shops. NEVER made in china crap. No one knows whats in that metal.

No soap and you dry it thats about it

I'm sure they sell new, made in USA, cast iron- just going to be expensive.

This isn't the 1800s, Jap. Get with the times and use seasoned carbon steel.

It would still prob be shit iron from china.

nope mine was 8 dollars at wal mart w/ made in usa thing attached its a Lodge cast iron.

I mostly cook just to be around her and to speed things up with the post meals (washing dishes). I got bored of cooking great meals when I was single. Now I'm satisfied with just meeting my nutritional requirements.

Did you and your partner already have similar tastes or did you just adjust with time?

>Eggs
>Making some queer homosex sauce
>Not hardboiling them
>Not eating the whites
>Not throwing out the yolks
>Not having a batch always on the easy for passed-out women you find in the street
Do you faggots even lift

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Your gonna get the fast carbs out, drop consuming nearly anything and everything that has the color WHITE. Potatoes, Ice Cream, Sugar, trust me you will notice if you pay attention white colors in food is a red flag usually--not always. Your gonna get the Iodized Salt out. Try the natural sea salt. Your going to get the WHEAT out (is it because of ROUNDUP//debate/sub here) regardless of why/fastcarb/vsroundup/vsgutbrainbacteria/pineal. Get the flour out. (it's white I note) Okay maybe some NUT flours in MODERATION (again carbs) can later make healthy muffins or something but for now, GET it out of your diet. Quit BURNING your smoke with combustion, quit smoking, if you can't stop 100% then VAPE with the SETTINGS ON LOW TEMP. Your going to QUIT DRINKING ALCOHOL. Your going to stop putting any and all other poisons in your mouth by reading the labels and using your brain power. I probably missed something but this is Jow Forums. Eat "some" Raw Carrot, Apple and Beet EVERY DAY.

>throwing out the yolks
Do you even lift?

Jow Forums please leave, this thread is /ck/ territory.

best thing to make on cast iron is sausage i buy tons of brautwurst and sausage fry them on cast iron. bacon is great on there too. if people say that animal fat is bad for you all hte grease from teh food is just fat its not bad for you its actually good for you. animal fat is what you need to be healthy this is what all the vegans are lacking.

This.
The good news is, if you stop using teflon, you get those lost inches back. I stopped using teflon 3 years ago and my dick went from a skinny 6" to a girthy 8.5"

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Fuck you, only saw the typo a moment after I posted

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I haven't been to Jow Forums in ages, but it had some pretty solid food and nutrition discussion. Gotta stamp out the momscience and help people sort their diets out without hating the food.

>not making golden eggs
do you hate eggs

I am not fat/overweight, you can die from your BAD NUTRITION and not be fat. Maybe some of you don't know this, yeah it's a harsh lesson to me, I am lucky to be here. WHat happens is you cause inflamation in you arteries with these substances, iodized salt, sugar/roundup, wheat/roundup, the inflamation gets your colestorol (normally a good thing for your brain) ant it clumps it together until at some point it blocks or breaks loose. And you have this boat going down your artery. because those items were like SANDPAPER inside your arteries and you didn't even know it.

>just leave a half inch of bacon grease in and reheat
The childhood memories of camping just came flooding back kek

And if you don't like end result quite so greasy, you can collect the extra and use it to cook with like you would butter. Eggs made in bacon grease are amazing.

>made in USA
The handle was attached in the USA.

>tfw went from 5.7 inches to a solid 7.7 from abandoning the teflon Jew 2 years ago

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Fatass

It's okay user you know I love you

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This is the better option.
It's all the benefits of cast iron but in way more convenient package.

I have pet birds so Teflon fumes will kill them. Home is open plan. Cast iron pans are good but the snobs who worship cast iron are really cringey.

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>throwing out the yolks
>calling others homo

God damn, I've always wanted an almost 8 inch cock.. I just can't stand the idea of cutting some off though

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lol basically yeah. I saw something (I don't remember what specifically) but there was a big ass "*printed in the U.S.A" sticker on the package. "printed"

why do you think cast iron has not be made in usa? its a chuck of iron the cheapest metal possible very easy to manufacture and sell.

its not like some electronic or chair or something that is made in Indonesia so they can dump the chemical solvents into the river and not have to worry about it or only two arms were ripped off in the process of fashioning your office chair.

no its fucking IRON nothing fancy manufactured in pittsburg. 8 dollars at wal mart just buy one and youll have for life.

It's probably not terrible, but who knows what is in it.. still better than microwaving food in plastic containers.

>pure iron is found in nature

And it's so heavy that shipping would quickly outweigh manufacturing savings.