SEX TOYS FORCED ON KIDS

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The things they push on kids now days... and u wonder why the new generation is fuxked

grab the fusion foods and lets play doctor

LOL

are the two you're holding from your personal collection?!

HOOOOLY SHIT BANANAS LEMME PLAY WITH EM

Tbh this picture looks like someone showing off their un- circumcised peewee and their butt plug toys to match lol

you guys make me fucking sick.

Maybe but as any parent knows your kid is stupid and innocent. And your kids likes to put things in his mouth.

These toys are fucking weird. My kid eats bananas via breaking off pieces mostly or taling bites. There are no bites here. Given any kid would put this in their mouth, its definitely weird and seems like an attempt to normalize something.

wtf even kind of "kids toy" is that? how is that even a toy, is it to eat?

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No, those are definitely dildos.

I wouldn't buy them, but I hate all of the blind bag plastic shit they market at kids anyway. I guess you could stick them in an orifice if you're degenerate enough.

wtf

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These "toys" are very clearly a subversive sexualization tactic directed toward young children. I'm so done with this bullshit.

no, this is not uma delicia, satan

Wtf, this is not even subtle at all. These are blatantly dildos and it's obvious that it's an attempt at subversive sexual normalcy in kids. Quick, find out who owns the company. I have a hunch it's gonna be someone who deals in shekels.

JEWS OWN ALL

it is jewish

Bump

No doubt. But we should verify these are actual kids toys and not a made up story.

Ive never seem these.

>he never stuck his dick in one of these

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Apparently these mysterious toys can be found at you friendly local Walgreens lmao

This is them

youtube.com/watch?v=wIv_ei2DAY8

Hot.

>the comments
>3:00

KEK

And the owners are Steve Kay and Michael Bianco

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And this is the kind of shit kids watch today instead of GI Joe cartoons.

Right? I assumed those were understood to be low-key pocket pussies, just like all those "back massagers" shaped like dicks.

Wait, this is marketed as food? It looks like fucking bouncy balls

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What are these actually called?

water snakes i think
i literally googled "sliding tube toy water filled" cuz i didn't know the name

I one time shoved my dick one in front of my aunt as a child and im sure I turned on everyone in the room when I did it

dick cozies.

Op that is scary AHHHHH

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New pol is up

>*runs out to the dollar store*

Fuck, you're back...

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>Encouraging Creativity, Imagination & Independent Play
>Independent Play

Someone post the sex toy 12 year old rebbit Dad

what the flying fug

no such thing as cavemen

(((Kay)))

Neinchan nigger is a honeypot peddler.

No ones dick can fit in those, however, they make excellent bicycle tire repair patches when you take the water out.

that's why they're made for kids lad

I remember sitting in English class and the (feminist) teacher talking about how everything is a symbol of a penis. Buildings are just giant penises sticking up into the sky. Rocketships are penises.

I can't help but wonder if this is actually how women see the world

My high school english experience was the same word for word as what you said

willy warmers

microphone shapes....

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>build giant vagina building
>leaks 25% of the time

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Immediate happening new pol is up we can exit

If you let your child eat these chemical concotions you deserve more than the gay. Is this what Amerisharts call food?

They look like something that's meant for a teething child to gnaw on. That's why they're fruit shaped. Anyone who has kids this age knows everything goes in their mouths. Might as well be something nontoxic that they won't hurt themselves with.

Proof these are for kids??

kmart.com.au/product/orb-odditeez-fuzionfoodz-squishy-toy---assorted/2345828

"Your child will love the ORB Odditeez FusionFoodz. Inside you can find glitter, a finger or even unicorn poo!"

>Warning: Choking Hazard
lel

When I was in juvie(dec98-feb2000), in solitary confinement, the girls in there had their bananas on their breakfast trays sliced up. Shit was pretty funny.

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Hah happens in adult jail still too