>What's the perfect bio? just put your height in your bio >What's some of the best openers? read the bitches bio or look through her pictures and comment on something about it >Can you get away with having a shirtless selfie? yeas ofc but you need to have a good face or else girls will think your a creep
Hudson Mitchell
if you dont have photos showing
> jacked body > active lifestyle > dogs > you with a bunch of qt3.14 > nice cars, ssuit, expensive watch
dont even fucking bother, even 4/10 tinder sluts have thousands of matches
Liam Allen
>tfw 15 likes >tfw swipe left on all uggos >tfw barely any matches They’re all Uggos aren’t they? God why.
Ryder Reed
nothing matters except face
Ian Nelson
additionally, there is a high (95%) chance tinder won't work for you because you are male
Wyatt Anderson
>”wanna smash”
Cringe af
Jaxson Myers
What the fuck does Sexual Health has to do with your dating site bio?
I've read that image plenty of times. True hapiness is something else. That shit doesn't aplly to me im still young(21) and i just want to work out, pay bills, and fuck hoes. I feel alone get with a chick, get board fuck hoes and go to a new one. Ill settle down with a nice girl one day, but for now ill stay on my bull shit.
Jackson Davis
>Ill settle down with an nice girl someday lol
Luis Fisher
Switch to Everyone is dating preferences All the fags swipe right on you, swipe left on them, boosts you in the algorithm
Background: >picky motherfucker >free version. 73 matches in the span of two months, 18-22 age range, all of whom I've at least fooled around with. Had a few of them drive 30 miles for a date (red flag btw) So take it for what it's worth.
>What's the perfect bio? Height bios are overrated and anyone who still does this are fucking losers anyways and worthy anything long term. i either put down a song I'm vibin' too, or some goofy phrase like "Out here boolin' n joolin'." Got some success putting down what I was currently reading too.
>What's some of the best openers? Most of the time I just put "your place or mine?" and that's pretty much it. I live close to the beach, so if it's my place then I will throw in a "we can sun graze [before/after] too if you're feelin' gucci." They seem to love that shit too.
>Can you get away with having a shirtless selfie? I have but always with negative reception. These tit-cretins would accuse me of pulling off some "playa shit," ironically, and so now I usually just have 4 good pictures in different fits.
Holy fuck that's actually great advice, fags have very low standards so even if you are fuck ugly this will help you.
Mason Torres
Got a date friday with her. Says she is leaving next sat for a year long cruise - said I live 5 minutes from the bar we are meeting at and she said she likes my thinking. Am I in lads
Lol so i will settle down for purley genetics(taller then 5'9", perfect vision, athletic, softball players usually fit the bill) Ill purposely aim for 7/10 treat her great so in her eyes im the best, hopefuly she wont be able to tell im a shit person. Its called "Settling down" for a reason, I aim for the stars when it comes to hoes. Bitches im trying to be with are on a different playing field in my eyes.
I posted this on a thread on Jow Forums, but I'll post it here as well. I recently got to fuck a girl from work, but I couldn't get entirely hard. I fucked her, but it was just plain bad because my dick couldn't get fully erect. I've had before when fucking girls for the first time. Since then, I've stopped (not entirely, I am weak) fapping and porn. Is there any other way to ensure an full erection? The problem is not phsyical, I get rock-hard erections when alone.
Mason Stewart
Condoms can kill some people's erections, were you wearing one?
James Martinez
You've ruined your chances with her but that was very funny
Connor Reed
I do this for you, the people Who cares about these thots? They're temporary, giving you anons joy is forever
brahs, help >make new tinder, been months so they should have deleted my infos >issues uploading pictures, maybe servers are down >later it works >go to sleep, wake up with that evening I go on tinder and nothing is working >mess with settings, guess servers are down? >try later and fixed but all of my likes disappeared >even if they culled the bot accounts one of my likes was obviously just a fat girl (can tell from the blurred pic) and why would that be a fake >start getting a few likes again >they are deleted except one what is happening? I know they boost you at first but not like this
this is unironically good though. it's called being playful/silly. if they arent socially inept, they will know youre joking
Bentley Roberts
Move to the based sunshine coast
Jaxon Morris
Yes, women on tinder tend to go only for people above their league while men will have a broader margin of acceptable. Even 3/10 girl will have a dozen matches weekly. If you ain't in the top 20% men, you'd better lower your standards or leaving tinder.
t. only fucking slam pigs on tinder
Oliver Russell
Who are you quoting?
John Fisher
Women don't understand humour, let alone irony. The only way I get away with this shit without an unmatch is if they find me attractive, which isn't often
I was, but even when I took it off, I still couldn't get entirely hard.
Isaiah Clark
absolutely based
Joshua Stewart
get ready for her to be 100 pounds heavier when u meet up
Adrian Perez
have sex.
Cameron Morris
Usual stuff for some people. Learn to deal with it. My wild guess is that cardio could help since it apparently improves erections in general.
Angel Lewis
Looks like Faith Goldy
Hudson Jenkins
Okay, so my like counter is filling up with horny dudes (20 likes in 30 minutes now) but I'm not noticing much more chick attention. Maybe I'm just not hot enough for Tinder, we'll see, but this is pretty hilarious.
Strange to see the enormous pickiness difference of guys and women.
Sebastian Jones
reeee pls respond, I even bothered to take nice pics and thought of a funny bio
Ryan Martin
You can spook ethnic minority w*m*m so easily with even the base knowledge of their culture, they lap it up if you're white
b-but are any of the boys cute? just wondering haha. Like, what happens if i do this and then I swipe right on them? Hypothetically
Hudson Garcia
The issue with the picture was that they were checking to see if they had been used before. If you didn't get new pics, they could tell you weren't a new account and you didn't get the newbie boost
Hoping against all hope that this is a massive shitpost. This user has the right idea: You are no better than a roastie and I sincerely pray that you stop whoring around like a degenerate before you catch some type of crotch-rot, which you’ll undoubtedly spread to other people by being careless. Grow up.
Henry Reyes
your profile should look like you spent less than 30s writing it. if someone is looking at something you wrote but not messaging you after seeing your face and body, they aren't into you and never will be posting height obviously would be good, but really just be hot. if youre posting here and don't already look hot and self assured in any clothing you wear, do not bother with status signals, you'll always look like a poser. there are more than enough hot foids who will pay attention from looks alone and later whatever personality you exude
"let's fuck" is a timeless classic, beyond reproach
imo even using dating sites is clearly a mistake, because only low-desirability foids aren't instantly snatched up by random strangers on the street, meet potential dates in person, get set up by their hot friends to other hot friends, etc. trying too hard to get the approval of low-value foid will actually repel the more desirable / less crazy ones
pseudo-based degrading foids instead of loving them degrades you even more than it punishes them.
just get cheap memewebnet generic cialis, and stop having sex you don't genuinely want to have
imagine being afraid of anonymous posters on a taiwanese microwave support forum
Ayden Gonzalez
Don't crop out your face and maybe use a filter.
Isaiah Sullivan
It's pretty interesting, I'm pretty autistic around women but not around gymbros or men in general, and all the guys liking me are ripped qtboys who speak 4 languages.
Fucking Tinder.
But yeah I think you could open with 'want to get a beer?' Talk a bit in a bar or at home and fuck immediately. Fucking hell, why are men so superior here?
Jaxon Roberts
Fuck off to /r9k or /adv. Fucking faggots keeps chasing whores instead of gains. Reported. Now fuck off
>What's the perfect bio? just put your height in your bio
Based and redpilled. Your bio matters basically not at all. Be attractive enough in your pics and you can put serial killer shit in there and get loads of matches.
Some gold diggers are going to want to make sure you're high status so mentioning a firm you're at or that you're a doctor is a good idea for that. Dropping a top school you went to isn't a bad idea either."Entrepreneur" is a bullshit buzzword so put something better than that.
I get labs done every quarter. You sound like my friends to be honest. >Grow up I work, support myself, pay all my bills on time, have no debt and invest. I'm 21 my asperations for now are gym and hoes that is my peice of hapiness for now. My emptiness is filled with the gym and sex. Like i said if i feel to lonely i get with someone. For now i live how i want and do what i enjoy. I drink once a week(at most) and don't do drugs(tried them but don't activly participate).
Jaxson Price
my mate said she looks old
24 lol
Carter Diaz
I must have something seriously wrong with me because I dont have even one like. Granted, I live 40 miles away from West Palm Beach in bum fuck nowhere.
Asher Martin
Tinder girls are extremely picky. How bad are your pics? Have your first pic be one where you look like someone people would like to be around, show your face, smile, be outside, etc.
Jeremiah Hernandez
age hit her like a ton of bricks
Cooper Long
Just do kegel/pelvic floor exercises and don’t fap for a week
Justin Ortiz
how many black bfs has the mom seen?
Evan Cook
>middle eastern women Its like actually strapping a ticking time bomb onto yourself
Colton Hall
>You sound like my friends to be honest Your friends might be right. >I’m 21 my aspirations for now are gym and hoes You and I are the same age, yet I find it difficult to understand why this mindset is so common nowadays. Intimacy is dying, it’s depressing. >My emptiness is filled with the gym and sex For now. What happens afterwards when you’re no longer satisfied by meaningless, casual sex? >if I feel to lonely I get with someone Assuming your ability to pair bond with another human being hasn’t been permanently damaged by this behaviour. Tread lightly, user. Best of luck to you.
Grayson Wilson
>I aim for the stars when it comes to hoes Men fuck down, and marry up. You're doing it wrong.
>Any tips for foreplay? A committed relationship and/or marriage.
Cooper King
Yeah, let her suck your dick
Hunter Ramirez
This. You're in competition and need 90th+ percentile pics. Bullshit "haha I'm sitting here playing Vidya, oh look this is me next to some random shit in Hawaii one time, here I am vaguely with some group of friends" ain't going to cut it
>Am I looking tall and hot? >Am I looking juicy? >Am I looking rich? >Am I looking high status? >Am I looking exciting?
"Uh yeah this looks ok"= mega bullshit
If you're short you had better be fighting back a charging lion on your yatch while stripped down to a loincloth looking megajacked and armed only with a flaming whip
Levi Allen
I'm probably a 6/10. I have 2 indoor head shots. I dont have any friends here. sad.
Ryder Jones
With your millennial slang you will never get a classy high quality woman, one you respect who makes you better
Henry Thomas
Boys im serious. Give me secret techniques. Im not trying to embarrass myself tomorrow.
Word of the day: Anticipation. Don't go straight for the pussy. Start from the top and slowly squeeze, kiss, lick, bite and fondle your way down. Once you reach mons pubis start kissing her inner thighs from knee to groin to other knee (just remember to give a sloppy "kiss" to the pussy when passing it). You can repeat the last step.
Above all observe how the grill reacts to your actions and adjust accordingly.
Liam Ross
Well friends look out for eachother so yeah. >Why this mindset is so common nowadays This shit has been happening for generations society has been changing from pro create work die. To being able to have time to enjoy life so people love how they want this leads to distructive personalities. >For now. What happens afterwards when you’re no longer satisfied by meaningless, casual sex? Why didn't you ask what happens if im no longer satisfied by the gym? People who no longer are satisfied by what used to bring them joy are usualy depressed. Casual sex is equal tk masturbation to me at this point, it doesnt make it any less desireable. It just makes me give less of a fuck if i get turned down, just try with another. >Assuming your ability to pair bond with another human being hasn’t been permanently damaged by this behavior Sex doesn't turn you into a robot. Im stil able to form new friendships and relationships because i have feelings still. Also im not a female, literaly the same bonding chemical released during breast feeding is relased during sex verywellfamily.com/oxytocin-and-breastfeeding-3574977 Yes the same is released in males ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/9361803/ But i have no feelings for these random chicks, thats why afterwards i dont want to cuddle or embrace them. Catching feelings will change that though.
