American English is the real English

>the British accent is

there is no British accent.

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Canadian english is the chad english. It retained the superior british spelling but adopted american pronunciation and slang.

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You're absolutely right. The average IQ is a lot lower now than it was 100 years ago so it makes sense that American English is taking over.

Well I mean before we discovered America, most of the British peasants had what is apparently modern American accents, whilst the rich are how most British people speak today. So all the average americans are how people sounded in England 500-600 years ago.

RP

American accents are more similar to the Irish accent.

Cute.
Cope.
Adorable!
Right, shirtlifters.

Gan tak ya heid fer a shite.

I can't listen to the English accent without getting pissed off. What is wrong with you, just talk normally

This how you address the boys you mean to violate?

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08qxd02
radiotimes.com/news/2017-05-20/susie-dent-why-we-shouldnt-trash-american-english/
Eat shit bongistan. When are you going to pull France's dick out of your ass?

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Accents change every 40 miles in Britain, and would have been even more diversified hundreds of years ago. This whole thing is just stupid.

that's just how people in the South speak.

Australian english actually

I just ate two burgers and drank four cups of tea

Americans speak like niggers. So much of their vocabulary and lexicon has been corrupted through oversexualisation and miscegenation that many here cannot go a single post without mentioning or alluding to faggotry, Mohammeds dick or Tyrone.

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Beautiful

You mean you ruined it.

>Bostonian is literally the oldest form of spoken English
French is the oldest form of spoken English

How do you think we feel being subjected to your retarded nasal whine?

I bet the mutt op will only reply with a single word reply to this, if at all.

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Your people seems to have a predilition for female's genitalia on the other hand.

I'll shag your mom

Very much this

Upgraded pizza? Some of us actually own passports and have been to both Italy and the US. Trust me pal it's only an upgrade if you're in a hurry to be a fat fuck

Thank you bong for bringing some truth ITT

It was a pleasure my wop friend

the american accent sounds better to me, but their inflexions and vocabularies are just unbearable. either the old, southern "hey son" type, the mainstream retarded "a-actually t-that's awsoome" one, and the suburban/negro "yo man" typology.

>America sounds the same everywhere, and I live in mommy's basement
Nah, they created something new and amazing, all praise to Kek.
Well, America created niggers, so that's a given, isn't it? What's the North's excuse?
KYS 13%
>accusing British people of heterosexuality
No, no my friend,
Tomatoes.
>want a real man
Fair.

Yet it's considered an official British accent. E.g. presenters from BBC Scotland won't use their thick local accents.

not true faggot

That's cause nobody would understand them and everyone would think it's some sort of joke

American English is an older form of English. The Americans failed to develop any further.

Cucked, just like you were under the Normans, shirtlifter.

no u r gay pwned

Even if I sucked dick, my Hollywood accent is assaulting your heritage to an even greater extent than you allow muslims to violate your women.

Ah so you're a D&C kike, ok. No, British people don't speak like Americans. So what if they did? Who cares? The only assault on my heritage is an assault on white heritage by usurious lying kikes.

Hollywood? Christ LA is the worst. They are literally the most intensely irritating accents I've ever heard in my life. Nasal whine. Sounds like an uppity queer complaining about his eggwhite omelette.

Why do you think they bring in a bong every time they need someone to sound smart or commanding?

>what accent happens when people, any people, from anywhere, sing in English?

Based and 'Murica Pilled.

Oi! You got a loicence for speaking slowly and randomly using vowels as only you see fit?

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gay cringe

Wrong. Jamestown is where it all started.

Yeah, shit sucks.

Words like faggot are often used because they accurately describe you Nigel.

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That shit none of them wanna talk about, broheem.

>His country creates and viciously spreads LGBT and gay pride culture to all four corners of the globe
>YEEEE HAWWWW LOOK AT DEM FAGGOTS IN YUr-OP!!! GODDAMN NO SIRREE NONE OF THAT SHIT HERE US RED BLOODED AMERICANS SHOOT THE HOMOS ON SIGHT LIKE DA MOHAMEDS ND DA NIGGERS

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Kek That is literally how you all sound to us. Either that or like the faggot out of any US sitcom

Classic

You can keep linking a BBC article all you want they represent us just about as much as the government do

They don't even look like operators.

It's absolutely disgusting and pathetic

He’s right

God hates america. Fag infested land of the sodomited damned

Does anyone else just hate the modern American accent? It just sounds so ugly, guttural and stupid to me. I hate the way it sounds from me and in general.

Lol this is pretty retarded

>Americans say this

This is my first time, in 25 years of life, ever seeing someone make a proposition such as the one OP made. Where the fuck do you Europeans constantly meet these Americans?

>The accent influenced by hordes of disparate immigrants is the original pure one, unlike that which is from the homeland and largely isolated

This post is full of inaccuracies based on an american meme based around rhotic accents. Also
>the British accent
Theres no such thing as "the British accent". I mean Christ Britain has 4 different countries within it with wildly different accents within just those countries nevermind region to region.

>what accent happens when people, any people, from anywhere, sing in English?
Now thats just a profoundly retarded thing to say.

Prove him wrong faggot.

You see it quite often online. It's some serious we wuz shit.

look who just finished watching Joe Rogan and Izzy a Poof.

Appalachian hillbillies sound like people from the 16-1700's

>Theres no such thing as "the British accent".
RP you limy faggot!

And different languages within those countries. Like north v south in Wales is varied, and it's a whole other world going from Kent to Sheffield or Penzance.