How the fuck do you have time to spend on conspiracies?

You people never spend a single moment really contemplating what life is? You just let the "experts" do your thinking for you and the end result is that you and each of generation offspring decending from you live pointless meaningless lives.

Are you fucking retarded? Just because I don't blame jews for your retarded porn addiction, doesn't mean I'm a NPC.

That was all me a few months ago, replacing gf stuff with hanging out with my friends, but since starting college I've been absolutely addicted to porn and I went from being able to Jack off every 2 weeks to softcore to absolute degenerate shit every other day.

FUCK.

i'm afraid to sex

this is what op looks like

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yes, it does.

>talk a bunch of shit and discuss ideas
Right there.

tfw when that's what i look loke, except also bald and no teeth

OP read a self help book and left Jow Forums for a few days, just give it time

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What an utterly pointless life you lead. Peak consumer

>watch sports
Well there’s your answer, cuck

This is actually me when I was 17 and third year of HS.

No wonder your women crave us a lot more than they crave you cyber caffe playing line eyes.

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Okay.

Because I work at walmart. I have No incentive to GTL.

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First by not being a huge faggot who puts alot of effort into his appearance. Second by actually having a meaningful job so I don't have to waste time on insecure hobbies.

TIL "Arthritis Today" is a real magazine that has a print edition

I do sit-ups and the plank while I play video games.
I do push-ups while I read.
I do equations while I fuck my gf.
I do carpentry and electronic repairs on Sundays.
I work all day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and come home to program for 2 hours and fall asleep, occasionally I’ll browse the chans before, during and after work for a couple mins per thread
Friday I draw, paint and play music all day, also I go on a long run
Saturday I read textbooks, poetry, literature, any of the classics I can find in between lifting weights, doing pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups all while taking an hour or two for some vidya, comics/manga or classic movies/good anime.
I have sex whenever I want and don’t make it a weird routine

You are an NPC and so is the vast majority of humanity. Again, how can you not constantly reflect on what it is to be alive? To exist and to be aware of it, what made us, what does our future have in store for us? Being alive and intelligent means dealing with so many questions you know you will not find the answers to. For the average person they could careless about all those questions, they live completely in the here and now and only concern themselves with material and bodily pleasures and creating "good" memories and recording them to share with other NPCs.

Well... yeah?

because i'm not gay, it's easier to bullshit women if you want to fuck them

you look like a generic faggot

Based.
What do you believe happens when we die?

If my bulge looked like a toddlers, I'd probably spend my entire life training, too.

So you are just assuming I don't have a job that contributes to society and that I don't reflect on what it is to be alive or didn't in the past?

I follow politics, read literature that raises questions about life in general (be it past, present, future), follow economy and markets and watch discussions about what's happening.

Everything you are assuming is the opposite of what I do lol

Dudes giant body makes his peepee look tiny.
I can take a photo where my dick looks as big as my forearm huehue

Lmao you have no friends

Higher paying job I guess, bitch. My day

>Wake up
>Smoke weed
>Chill and do straight nothing for 1hr
>Fap
>Breakfast
>Shower
>Work for 4 hours
>Lunch break
>Maybe more work if I feel like it
>Obligations and errands
>Free time until I have to go to sleep

I fap about 3 times a day and smoke more it's just mixed in that schedule depending on the day

Make babies you degenerate.

based because of weed

>trips
/thread
Time to invade /brit/pol

Pofukam te v rit žival ogabna

I don't want this to breed, wtf comrade let it be.

Your body decomposes and your consciousness ceases to exist.

>train
Homo fuckboys and their disco muscles, christ

>because I don't blame jews

What do you think about Jews?
What are you reading in your free time?

I knew it! You are the true NPC here pal.
You’re stuck in the material world just as any other

Nah dude he’s Goku

>train, work, fuck gf, hobby in this order
It's obvious you do none of these things, larper.

H-hey I smoke weed too. Weed is redpilled now that all the hipster faggots think it’s uncool

My dick is too small to fuck so id rather just ignore women so I wouldn't have to go through the embarrassment

Monday to Friday for me is:

Wake up at about 4/5 am
Eat,shower etc
Work until 12pm, have an hour break
Work from around 1 to 6 pm
Come home, eat, read and watch some youtube
Jack off
Sleep at around 9/10pm

Saturday/Sunday

Wake up at 6am
eat, shower etc
work from 7 am to 2pm
go for a bike ride if the weather is good
spend the rest of the day reading and relaxing

Are you infertile or something? All that fucking and she's still not pregnant. LOL what a loser.

>spend the rest of my time on hobbies (drawing, conspiracies, reading, writing)
Riiight here

That ru.nigger is roided up like crazy

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What conspiracies? That the goyim secretly control the world? Is that how is it is in bizarro world?

Well good for you keep it up

Oh no I've adopted your point of view over the last few years, it's been a blast honestly

top notch retarded larper detected
doesnt it fit in your dried up retarded brain that dealing with conspiracies can be a hobby ?

Fast google search of this pic shows several threads from Jow Forums. That aint you.

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I bet. You’re the Anglos now eh? Shame you can’t display the same level of pride though. Different races have different attributes I suppose.

if you dont work out at least 6-8 hours per week you are subhuman

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Lol you're a degenerate for using birth protection.

No, your reaction is natural. He has fairly low body fat which is aesthetic af but not genuinely healthy. Maintaining a body like that requires huge amounts of food and habits that quickly wear the body down. It's a live fast die young lifestyle. Nothing wrong with that, but it is what it is. Normal musculature is easily maintained with a moderate healthy diet and can withstand occasional autoplay. Moderate levels of body fat is literally how your body protects itself. I have a lot of respect for people who achieve a body like that, but no one should be under any delusions as to the price they pay.

*AUTOPHAGY

Is that Cain’s Coscades?

>live fast die young

Arnold is 71, most of top athletes live to old age as well

Dimitry kolakov, somehow doubt hes posting on here nice homo fantasy

jeffry life

God says exercise is homo, go tackle a horse.

>I knew It!

Please do enlighten me I'd love to read about what new age spiritual bullshit you've adopted.
You and I as a single iteration of a human being are worth nothing, we are but a single cell in the aggregate human organism, namely humanity that is the body and we the cells. The body places no particular importance on the life of one cell and even so you must keep in mind all life is a part of a much larger organism, the earth itself that bares the fruit of life.

If you want to go beyond the physical to the metaphysical than you have lost my interest. First understand the struggle between order and disorder in the material world. Life is the manifestation of order where does this order come from? I don't know, could it have occured by chance? Not likely but we can't know anything beyond the material world because knowledge itself is a material thing a specific pattern of connections within your brain. Consciousness itself must be a material thing because how else can it exist in a material universe?

sounds like boring routine.
wait until depression strikes at you.

You're a low IQ slav. Enjoy your position but know you are not as intelligent. This is to your benefit.

Imagine bragging about going to the gym and fucking some roasty bitch lmao.
I can shitpost about conspiracies while i fuck your gf while you're out lifting.

No, honestly now, I was born European and hated non Euros since literal birth. This is the only place where people don't see me as white, which is fine. I believe in 1488, always did, always will. The only thing this country gave me is intimate knowledge of my eternal enemy.

Work is easy, that's when. Like I'd give up lifting or hobbies for blessing newfags with my grace.

>fuck gfs brains out for 1 hour

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You take yourself way too seriously, it's insufferable.

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OP is balls deep in the Matrix, he hasn't realized how deep the deception goes and how much he's being played. That's all it is.

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Such is life of a drone

And that's great, but he's not nearly the muscle man he used to be and he has had periods of respectable fat gain Plenty of bodybuilders don't live that long. This isn't controversial.

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>Otter mode
Start lifting heavy and eat more

gee user, sounds like you do other stuff that takes up your time

retard

>talk a bunch of hsit and discuss ideas

What's the point in discussing ideas? Not like you're going to do anything about them - you spend all your time fucking a hole, trying to look good for the mirror, working for your boss, and "programming/reading as a hobby" (LMAO). reading isn't a hobby it's a necessity and I bet you can't program shit and are uneducated.

Cope more faggot

fact: youre a fat ugly bitch who hasnt been fucked properly......ever. try harder loser

Need more money, so I can afford a good university for them.

That was in highschool, I have 10kg more on me now.

Anyway, reading most of the posts, it's nice to see Jow Forums is the most retarded board once again. The assumptions some of you make out of almost nothing is absolutely incredible. Goes hand in hand with your narrative that everything is a conspiracy at some point.

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Imagine being such an insecure faggot that you felt the need to tell people online that you fuck yur girlfriend and workout. What’s missing from your life?....if you were truly happy and content you wouldn’t be here trying to convince us of how great you are

Plenty of conspiracies have been proven to be true.
educateinspirechange.org/alternative-news/dont-believe-conspiracies-58-admitted-false-flag-attacks/

You don't have to admit that you don't want to wake up and that you are close-minded.
It's nice being asleep and steeped in the matrix. We've all been there before.

Zyzz is a terrible example. He died of a heart defect that may have been exacerbated by drugs and the sauna. And it's not as if bodybuilders are somehow shy to fat gain, they don't look like they do at competitions all of the time. They usually put themselves through incredibly unhealthy regimens the months before competition to look presentable. Even the guy pictured in OP has pictures where he isn't so thoroughly toned.

>not married
>no kids
degenerate

eat well and do plenty of buttfucks

kek no mention of all the steroids hes using hahahahah

I believe in a lot of stuff that has been proven over the years, even though it was first labeled as a conspiracy (from MK-ULTRA, operation Northwoods, etc..) and the slowly decay of Europe that is currently happening due to libtards and through Open Society..

However, most of the stuff here is waste of time and incredibly retarded/fear mongering, while you faggots could actually take some action, go out in the world and try to make a change. Yet, I'm sure 95% of retards here are NEET lurkers.

are you admitting that you don't have any sexual stamina?

hey guise did u kno paul mcdartney actually died n then the beatles had a fake one!!!!11

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I was saving this one just for you

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> carpathian nigger comes on Jow Forums bragging about how chad he is
> is surprised he gets made fun of

I'm happy for you, but how do you find time to shit talk on Jow Forums?

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>He knows so little about Jow Forums.
>He doesn't waste his time here at all.
>He has better things to do.
>Like lifting and sport-fucking.
Stop wasting the mega-chad's precious time, anons!

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Lurk more. You don't know what you're talking about.

>understandable, but please find a job where you provide some value to society and economy
Cuck. Work for yourself or for money, don't do it to "provide some value" to anything. If you don't feel like working - don't work. HURR BUT MUH ECONOMY/FINANCIAL SYSTEM/PENSIONS WILL COLLAPSE they will. No matter what you do they will, it's all financial pyramid and it has to collapse.