Aus/pol/ - Rushed bake edition

There have been boos and jeers as former prime minister Tony Abbott faces one of his biggest tests in his bid to hang on to his seat.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/federal-election/tony-abbott-vs-zali-steggall-candidates-face-off-in-warringah-debate/news-story/58dbee1865940298af4ea7ad0e0803bf

NSW Police has been ordered to apologise after the outfits they wore for a training exercise were deemed to be offensive.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/nsw-police-ordered-to-apologise-after-terrorist-training-exercise-racially-vilifies-arabs/news-story/4c76980d896573b05c5ef2f5a4c5757f

Hours after Bill Shorten backed him, embattled Labor candidate Luke Creasey's political hopes are over after new sexist posts emerged.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/federal-election/federal-election-2019-live-coverage-of-day-22-on-the-campaign-trail/live-coverage/ecdffe1c1a9f6feb51b917b81edfddaa

The Footy Show plunges to dismal depths with just 50,000 viewers in Melbourne while rival The Front Bar smashes ratings war
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6987515/The-Footy-plunges-terminal-depths-Melbourne-just-50-000-viewers.html

Australia's Anzac shame: As many as five hero soldiers who served overseas have committed suicide in the last week
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6986793/At-five-soldiers-committed-suicide-Anzac-Day.html

BILL SHORTEN AND LABOR. A FAIR GO FOR AUSTRALIA. billshorten.com.au/

Melbourne 1966: youtube.com/watch?v=NvVdaP6FvFQ&

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First for mutts go home

hello dumb cunt

I want a gf

>Tony Abbott faces one of his biggest tests in his bid to hang on to his seat.
You reckon he'll lose his seat?

Friendly reminder to report anyone who posts
"I want a gf"
It's a bot.

>Yesterdays thread
What a piss poor effort.

What?
I just copied from the last thread.
Did I do something wrong?

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give me your address and i'll send you one

So OP from last thread copied yesterdays thread. That't doubly piss poor.

I hope not and thankfully, I think it's unlikely.

pretty sure last threads OP just used to same links from yesterday. who gives a fuck what that other dumb cunt said, dumb cunt

The gf you send him better be a "good flogging"
And not the homo kind.

Bro...

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Liberal imports immigrants to work.
Labor imports immigrants to consume.
Greens imports immigrants to be gf.

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Well then you should have baked...

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>Well then you should have baked...
and get shit on like everyone else does. That's a no win situation.

yeah I want to go punch him in his face and then smash his phone, laptop modem whatever I can. Maybe I could just talk his dad into doing it for me

Well then, stop spamming, you flaming mongrel.

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do words typed on the internet hurt your feelings? what a fucking faggot

Fuck off cunt, it's just not worth the thankless grief.

Who /compfy/ neet here?

Thanks for paying taxes wagie

Do you have the latest devs?

>his dad
You mean his mummys new boyfriend

better go ask your mummy for a hug

stick it up your quoit cunt.

kek nah he would of already beat the shit out of him. maybe that's why want's a gf, to protect him

"You're a classic space invader"
says the cunt filling our space with invaders.

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Trips of truth
I wish I had saved it up for this pic though.

Alright bois. Let's stop attacking OP and play the fun game of pic related.

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rather stick it up your mums buddy

rolling rolling rolling

I hope you have a shovel.

I have a spade

My comps power unit got fucked. God I hope nothing got fried.

i think he will
even if it's just to overhaul the image of that area

2nd and third level are meant to be the same, there's just too many of them to fit on one line.

>I have a spade
Your wifes son.

one of my monitors just died, was the fucking good one too. some BenQ one I got in like 2008 is still working

How can one man be so based?
>youtube.com/watch?v=LBHiyEiJPPU

No seriously doesn't look like my graphics card got wrecked but holy fuck I'll be angry if it is.

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What is aus/pol/'s opinion on Neil Erikson (Senator slayer)?
Is he /ourguy/ or does he go too far?
>youtube.com/watch?v=aANRHOmSPVA

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i'm more shitty that my mate owes my just under $5,000 and I let him stop paying me back so he could pay off his credit card

its a bit cringe but i admire the real life shitposting

rather my taxes fund you cunts than boomer scum

at least you're slightly grateful where boomer cunts genuinely believe they're entitled to everything ever

lol dumb bitch "journalist" trying to compare south western sydney immigrants running kebab shops with the based cunts that built this nation

Is the second leaders debate online yet? I missed it and can't seem to find a stream.

>my mate owes my just under $5,000
it's never coming back

Reposting the poll
VOTE VOTE
>strawpoll.me/17927320
>strawpoll.me/17927320
>strawpoll.me/17927320
I might post this a few more times over the coming days, I want to get a decent cross-section of aus/pol/. Sorry for the spam

this Labor shit is just a tax grab that will fuck you over just as hard as boomers

>I've worked as a journalist for 7 months, and I'VE never seen...
omg, shut the fuck up bitch...

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yeah it is, he owns the house we live in, plus another his sister and mother live in. I lent him the money at 5% so I figured the longer it took him to pay it off the better. I didn't think my monitor would fuck it'self when I spend $3,000 on a guitar a few weeks ago

Brenton gets awarded an extra point after the game is over.

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You guys get the feeling Palmer is just an even shitter Trump that we won't fall for cause now we know rich fucks will just screw us over?

why does sustainable australia never get a mention

no one is going to fuck for him, he spammed way too much and just pissed people off

i hope so i hope he wastes his 60million

This
The only time I would lend 5 thousand to someone, would be if I didn't care about it coming back.

why would you buy a $3k guitar if you aren't in a big band or aren't rich

shouldnt have fallen for the migrants bait, came here as settlers to a new colony of the empire, wish people wouldnt fall for the we are all immigrants meme

It's actually a very promising looking party
Like normies would actually vote for it. Left and right. I'm down for then being /our party/

>lends money with (((interest)))

>why does sustainable australia never get a mention
Doesn't matter.
They became cucks

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Pro fucking Migrant.

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I was actually a fan until that news letter.

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into the bin it goeth

does this mean their position is to murder boomers???
i might vote for them.

because I wanted it and I had the money to pay for it. I could buy a new monitor now but I have other plans for the money
he is the one who asked and said with interest at 5%

Sadly I'm starting to get all "Honked" out.

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So what's the alternative?
Are they going to encourage white abortion or something?
This letter sends them from 3rd place to 2nd last imho.

>does this mean their position is to murder boomers???
Yes.
While their migrants murder you and your family.

Yeah but 200,000 to 70,000
That's still radical ATM
One nation is something like that?
I think any 3rd way party will have to walk the neither left or right line
A bit of Aussie taqyia

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>he negotiated his own loan terms

he looks like a jewish caricature

the guy helped me out when I was in a really dark place, I told him just pay it back when you can but he insisted

Anning first.
Lib, Lab and greens last.
Everything in between is much a muchness.

>pay it back when you can
this larp is better than last night's larp

This

>oh no someone who comes to Jow Forums has money and is an oldfag, it must be a LARP

you got a new IP, but I see right through you

my IP doesn't change because I have FTTP NBN stop pretending

here ya go: skynews.com.au/details/watch-sky-news-peoples-forum

don't make me get the jannies in here
not that they can do anything

danke
>come at me bro

you absolute mongaloids
it is a HUGE drop in immigration
it's basically saying let's go back to the 90s
put them in your list

Fuck off with this lame forced meme, you straight white cis-male.

you're not fooling anyone
tell me about merino

I think we should put labor before the libs

how the fuck can Shorten go on about power bills going on and that Labor will do shit about climate change?
fucking hell Steven fuck off

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Once they start giving mixed signals you can bet they are going to screw us all over.
Politicians lie user.

nah cunt they'll do me worse

i'm a millennial in the top tax bracket

>tips fedora

>Anning first. Pauline second
>Lib, Lab and greens last.
>Everything in between is much a muchness.

ftfy

drop the larp and tell me about merino

>tips fedora
I wish I could teleport to behind some of these clowns.

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so we moved the operations from pine gap to Goulburn. It's under the Big Merino. We recruit people out of The Goulburn Correctional Centre

> Pauline second
Despite having a muzzie candidate she is probs better than fat fuck.

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the young nationals are in a correction centre?