Brit/pol/ - The State of British Politics Edition

These mathematical facts disagree with my feelings so I reject them

May is a mess!

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Will the EU elections be cancelled due to an agreement between labour and tories?

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've been dreaming of a time when
The English are sick to death of Labour, and Tories
And spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line that still salute him
And will salute him forever

No, I think they are legally required to run them at this stage, even if they agree some sort of deal

Joe Owens completely and utterly BTFO in Kenya--Sorry I mean Kensington.

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>If they don't sack May after this, they are done as a party.
They were done when the Whigs took over them honestly lad.

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glad i live in the south west and can vote for the chap. I was leaning brexit party until i heard fucking ann widdecombe was standing for them here.

KEEP IT LOCAL LA

Why do you collect images of school children?

>Both my parents are very good-looking
>Went through photos of them when they were young and they were extremely good-looking
>My sister and brother are both very good-looking
>I'm an ugly abomination
Why? Why did I lose the genetic lottery like this lads?

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if labour and tory both somehow magically agree to whip their members into voting to the deal that the EU have agreed so there would be no further need for negotiations then theoretically the EU elections would be cancelled because we would be able to exit the EU before they take place, but it wont happen

why do jannies want to monitor my heroin intake?

The good thing is if youre a man you dont need to be good looking to be a success.

you were adopted kid

>ban evading
Oh dear.

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i wasn't banned???

Is the milkman ugly?

Nonce

how old are you? you may grow into your looks.

Keep telling yourself that, uggo

Kek

Tories continuing to get rekkt. Labour pulled a few seats back

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to let you go outside and take an occasional break?

because your dads the milkman

UKIP are done

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pfft.

>you may grow into your looks.

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He should change his channel to Joe Owens talking bollocks kek. JUST.

>BBC interviewing SNP
Why?

Wrong, If we don't take part. Then it's no deal on the 1st of June, but we can still pass a deal before then if labour and tories talks actually produce something

why would i want to go outside when i've still got heroin inside?

Why are you so mad that I’m classically handsome?

>Skeptics
>k
Abominable

True, but I'm also a bit thick, so I guess I'm shit out of luck
I kinda wish I was desu. At least then I wouldn't have the burden of missing out on the rest of my family's genes.
This is also acceptable.
25.

it may well have failed in your case, but that's just your misfortune.

>UKIP are done with wheelie bins
fixed that for you.

is the purpose of the Lib Dems to present alternative establishment policies that make people feel like rebels?

Because muh bee bee see impartiality for scot nats (even though no votes took place it Scotland so no need to interview them)

but i'm the most attractive poster itt????

Wheelie bin overlord is one of the highest positions in politics you spastic

because you don't have heroin, you're lying again.
heroin addicts don't have time or inclination to sit here posting endlessly for hours

Libs Dems won the Cotswolds from the Conservatives for the first time ever.

You may be good looking but you ain’t a piece of art
youtu.be/o3Rp_0hoNTY

Who is that, we need to expose her as a secret admirer of memes!! The fuking power of these memes.

To a female, anyone with £500,000 in the bank looks like Elvis fucking Presley mate.
Just figure out a way to get (or look) rich.
>muh stoopid genes
There are plenty of dumb as a box of rocks millionaires.
It just takes perseverence.

It's foreshadowing lad

try different hairstyles? you may think you are ugly but its not always so.
we can obsess about self perceived defects and overlook positives.

Because the place is full of bloody Londoners that 'aspire the country life' i.e white flight to escape stabbings, muggings, burglary and acid attacks.

I'm going for a poo I may be some time.

>CON -773
Well, they are now past the point in which they would consider it a "good result". They really are gonna go -1000 aren't they?

>not understanding the wheelie bin/ recycling dichotomy
T. mobile hygiene technician

>There’s still hope for me if I win the lottery
Lol no, you’ll always be an incel

baroness hamwee

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Post your pics on /soc/.

They’ll give you a good idea just how bad you are.

>BBC Projected National Share
CON: 28%
LAB: 28%
LD: 19%

OTH: 25%

Probably, they have started counting in the Shires now.

I wonder with what has happened with Gavin Williamson, Brady and the 1922 hardening their position if the 'Men in grey suits' will make their move this weekend and tell her to go or if that will be after the EU elections.

>in some wards the majority of votes were spoilt ballots
Someone should cross check to see if this correlates with where UKIP didn't stand.

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Mgtow, akshully.
(copes sweatily).

yes i am

yes i do and why are you mad at me for not acting like you imagined i would you pathetic LARPcel???

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Baldrick's cunning plan is to abandon Labour and roast Corbyn on the way out.

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>none of the above
based ballot spoilers

lmao at the narrative being spewed by these traitors.

I can't wait to see them curbstomped on 23rd May.

OH TONY
TONY TONY TONY TONY ROB-IN-SON

Cheers for the positive reinforcement lads. It really is shit being a middle child.

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>Muh antisemitism
Good goy

BBC's #LE2019 Projected National Share of the vote:

Con: 28% (-7)
Lab: 28% (-7)
LDem: 19% (+3)

Oth: 25%

Chgs. w/ 2018

I'd like to say that a hammering at the EU elections would be the final nail in the coffin for her, but I don't want to get my hopes up.

Edwards has been on since at least since half 11 last night. What a trooper.

if you don't like it, we can always get rid of democracy.

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>low turnout
>voting based on Brexit and not local issues
>>voting against Labour Tories
>>because lack of trust in parties
>Ukip lack staff & resource to contest very many areas
>>also people leaving the party in droves
I'm not surprised it's a shitshow. I'm also not surprised Lib Dems are surging
>has people & resource
>name brand recognition
>is party for remain
>also managed to avoid the shitshow between labour and tories
Lib Dems are doing fairly well for a party that has betrayed its core base of students who didn't want to pay debnts

These local elections don't account for much because even Ukip can't get on most of the ballots. We'll get a better outcome of the 2020 GE from the EU elections in a few weeks.

So did sargon win his seat or not?

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Why are the ''consevatives'' allowing May to ruin the party?

>17% turnout local elections means people want a second referendum
>70% turnout national referendum was inconclusive

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If the Tories lose 1000+ seats I'm wondering how the fuck can the old bag May stay on? Yet I also wouldnt be surprised if she did.

No one wants to be Leader yet.

Sargon isn't standing in the local elections.
Sargon is standing in the EU elections.
EU elections happen on the 23rd.

They don't have a backbone.

QUINTS CONFIRM

We should go back to a medieval system. Declare allegiance to a noble warrior king. But none of the current royals. Have some battles to sort it all out.

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A 3% swing gives them an extra 455+ Councillors and up

STRONG AND STABLE

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>28% share of the vote for Labour and Tories
How can you be in opposition for nine years against the worst government in living memory and only draw level

Wheelie bins are not a geopolitical issue

Saw this lad come from McDonald's, place his coke down on the ground then proceed to piss right around it. The joys of working in Leeds city centre at 5.30am

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Wheelie bins are not a geopolitical issue. Nonce

Ah right, thanks

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I suspect that there are plenty of people who want to take her place but at the same time don't want to deal with the flak that will come from Brexit.