AUS/POL/ - RISE OF THE FAR-RIGHT EDITION

G'day Lads & Ladettes

Sri Lankan suicide bomber ‘studied in Australia’
> news.com.au/world/asia/blast-reported-at-savoy-cinema-in-colombo/news-story/222707fbf7bd37e8cff62d8958df543e

Paedophile Ruecha Tokputza abused children as young as 15 months old in Australia and Thailand
> abc.net.au/news/2019-04-24/paedophile-ruecha-tokputza-abused-at-least-13-children/11042028

Father, 25, who butchered his wife, mother-in-law and three young daughters before living with their bloodied bodies for five days pleads guilty to their murders
> dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6953287/Father-25-pleads-guilty-murdering-five-family-members.html

Petrol prices are now the most expensive they've been for six months - with drivers shelling out $240 a month on fuel
> dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6953411/Australian-motorists-paying-240-petrol-fuel-prices-surge-six-month-high.html

GetUp! pulls Tony Abbott lifesaver election ad after widespread criticism
> abc.net.au/news/2019-04-24/getup-pulls-tony-abbott-ad-over-climate-change/11041878

‘Islamic State is in rebuilding mode’: Terror group enters chilling new phase
> news.com.au/world/asia/islamic-state-is-in-rebuilding-mode-terror-group-enters-chilling-new-phase/news-story/23b6862975df7bca4cfc0fc07bdd271a

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/17927320
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6988615/Mohammed-popular-boys-born-Berlin-2018-study-reveals.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Who /compfy/ neet here?

Thanks for paying taxes wagie

First for /AnngGang/

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WHO ADELAIDE

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Why are you reusing the OP from a thread from more than a week ago?

Remember to VOTE
>strawpoll.me/17927320

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Who Shire?

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Haha whoops
Mustve copied from an old window

because it's funny?
We can't be expected to have new oc for every thread.

here's the updated one, fren

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Thank you fren.
We also need a volunteer to add Dick Smith's party.
anyone who does would be much appreciated.

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look again

I know nothing about Australia and I intend to keep it that way.

Yep just saw it

Saw his embarrassing mistake before he had time to delete it.

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:(

how hard is it to get a few links and fuck around on ms paint

Australia has produced nothing of value

seriously what have you done?
We invented lightbulbs. Fucking LIGHTBULBS!
And airplanes. Can you simpletons even spell that? A I R P L A N E S

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Voting Derryn Hinch in the Senate

Pedos on suicide watch

1.Greens
2.Dick smith party(if he has one)
3.anining

>Can you simpletons even spell that? A I R P L A N E S

They literally can't. Australians are too dumb to spell 'airplanes'. They don't even know what an airplane is.

Shouldn't you be donating money to israel

kek
same goes for

Shouldn't you be donating visas to Israel.

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wi fi
hill's hoist
penicillin

but we already have greens and anning.
Or are you saying they're the ones you'd vote for?
Results so far, not bad Jow Forums, but I'm disgusted that some of you voted liberal and labor.

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Shouldn't you be donating money to israel?

There's no such thing as an "airplane". "Airplane" is not a word in English.

We invented Penicillin, lamingtons, pavlova, also Phar lap and Russel Crowe are Australian.

>Giving billions for muh holocaust and reparayshuns
>500 work visas for kikes
You sure got me there hans
Go embarrass your people on krautpol

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buy my merch cunt or ill rip ya throat out

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Christmas dinner with the family
Who does aus pol introduce proudly as gf
Obese one legged diabetic chain smoking tatted up prostitute and her mixed race children and also your dad banged her 20 years ago
Or a tranny that does not pass

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Black box flight recorder
Spray-on skin
Electronic pacemaker
Google Maps
Medical application of penicillin
Polymer bank notes
Cochlear implant (bionic ear)
Electric drill
Winged keel
Permaculture
Wi-Fi technology
Ultrasound scanner
Plastic spectacle lenses
Inflatable escape slide and raft
Permanent-crease clothing
Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines
Frazier lens
Triton Workcentre
Tank-bred tuna system

so yeah you can go suck it

a e r o p l a n e

Neither you dumb faggot

It took this koala cuntfucker 10 minutes to upload his butthurt reply to me on dial-up

lmao

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both

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That’s not fun you have to pick one anonymous

>germans and their piss fetish
you sure you want to go there Mohamed?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6988615/Mohammed-popular-boys-born-Berlin-2018-study-reveals.html

>2 minutes = 10 minutes
At least try harder
This is embarrassing

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Fuck off, pedo.

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>2 minutes = 10 minutes

Australian """"""education"""""

wtf would vice know what is "huge" in australia when they are too busy making articles on trans columbian cocaine dealers

Did anyone else have Firefox shit themselves today? It just crapped out on me a couple of minutes ago and disabled all my extensions.

Luckily I saw this thread

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Is there something in the water on pol today? why you mad german chan?

I'm not German, I'm Bavaryan

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see
and

post hands and a timestamp

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why the fuck are you in this thread?
fuck off we're full

I never realized how long the germans have been ok with gay sex for.

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There is literally nothing wrong with admiring and worshiping beautiful uncut penis

Speaking of penis, how can I find a cute smooth Aussie twink bf? :^)

do you kiss your refugees with that mouth?

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>There is literally nothing wrong with admiring and worshiping beautiful uncut penis

I like bum sex.

He's fucking cute tho

>I like bum sex.
That's pretty obvious faggot.

Do you like bum sex too. Your flag says yes, but your mouth says hell yes.

how do i find a qt Jow Forums gf in melbourne ?

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Friendly reminder that Australians are descended from pic related.

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>gf

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>when you single-handedly btfo /auspol/ so hard they make another thread

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>It's still missing SFFP
No its not

So I just did some research and it turns out the father of Wifi, Vic Hayes, was Dutch and NOT Ausfalian.

Why do Ausfalians have to lie so much?

Manlet

FINLAND AND GERMAN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The derailment of this thread at my hands was accidental and not at all premeditated, thank you.

Based Germanbro btfo'd these worms

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You don't

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lmao holy shit

>muh hdi

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Das richtig mate

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b-but i want one

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Lmao that edit actually got me good Ausfag. The last thread was fun but I'm done. Good luck with your election.

Vote Fraser faggots.

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Shouldn't you be sending dolphin class submarines to Israel

Go to an Anning gathering and talk to people

Funnily enough though

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A GF NOW

I'm literally in tears at this based genocide I'm seeing.

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Attack on lakemba mosque when. They guy in charge thinks that beating women is okay, and encouraged the lindt cafe terrorist attack.

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Germany and france have come in and started gaying out with eachother
Night lads

vote :
greens
dick smith
aninig

Tomorrow at 9am
See you there afp

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>thats my electorate
FUCK ME DEAD CUNTS

You live in BockHirr?

nah mate, gwen waverwy
noodle box hill is fucked as

Can you please glow a little harder

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Well, you're not wrong

Davo reporting.

>gwen waverwy
Fuckin lost it

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How's the weather down there little fella?

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Redpill a bird at your local church. You'll never meet a female Polack ya dumb cunt.

So many ex afedora atheists Will be hitting up The churches to find girls if the coming years

Yeah Sutho

Same.
What street? Robertson?

Wanker here just had a big fap
Good night cunce

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