Why modern CIA sucks so much?

Seriously, the modern CIA is composed by incompetent idiots.
>Tries to do a coup in Syria
>Fails
>Tries to do a proxy war in Syria
>Fails
>Tries to do a coup in Yemen
>Fails
>Tries to do a proxy war in Yemen
>Fails
>Try to do a coup in Turkey
>Fails
>Try to do a coup in Venezuela
>Fails
>Tries to put Clinton in power trough vote rigging
>Fails
>Tries to spin the narration of American election
>Fails
What's wrong with them?
Why they are so bad?
It is because the college system collapsed and the quality of American education is under the ground, it is caused by the reccomandation where the powerful people suggest useful idiots or what?
Do you understand that right now, due the idiocy of its intelligence, USA is in great danger?
If the other great power where really ostile to US they could easily crush US from the inside with sabotage. CIA is so dumb and weak.

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Have you considered that the USA is trying to distance itself from the global system, and that's why they don't care much about successfully intervening?

The only thing they’re good at is lying to TV addicted boomers. Well, they WERE good at this, they lost the 2016 election (CIA was With Her) so maybe it’s time to disband the agency.

Which part of USA?
Cia worked exactly in the opposite direction, and it failed hard.
Democratic party took almost the same vote of the Repubblicans, and they are globalists.

They reached "spaceballs" level corruption level. No decent person with IQ above 100 wants to join them.

They are ran by a bunch of fucking genetically modified retards who think they are special and been told so since birth. they are useful idiots nothing more.

Syria erupted on it's own.

So did Yemen

Turkey coup was failed by it's leadership

Not sure what's going on in Venezuela t bh

I'm sure they know things we don't give them a break

They took our country is less than a year peacefully. But I guess retarded NWO golems don't count.

Terry A Davis

Because Russian operatives are that much better now

However, Russians have no qualms about taking convicts into their ranks, so I guess that gives them more of an edge

the sames that tried acoustics kitty and exploding cigar, back in the old days? yea they really lost their touch

The real answer is technology is making government increasingly irrelevant. Here you go to the computer more than you go to the government for anything.

You blame everything on the CIA, so how can you tell when they've failed or not, when you can't even differentiate between them and other actors?

no shit, did you sleep during what happened to Petraeus?
Obama-nigger utterly neutered our country's capabilities, and you all fucking cheered him on.

> Syria erupted on it's own.
> So did Yemen
> Turkey coup was failed by it's leadership
> Not sure what's going on in Venezuela t bh


You're glowing .


I've never seen such a loud CIA fail as what's happening in Venezuela right now. They embarrass the nation on an international scale

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>It is because the college system collapsed and the quality of American education is under the ground
NSA recruits the best that's why

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They are just a bunch of coked up faggots. And they are reading this thread.

they always sucked, just look at the mess that is south america.

US Gov't orgs are run by committee, and it's full of people too stupid and unambitious to actually make a dent in private industry where actual money is made. Long on ambition and low on IQ. Half their shit is run by outside "consultants" (25 year old college grads working for booz allen) and the rest are DC beltway lifers you see riding the Metro every day that look like they smoked a pack of camels a day since they were 11.

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Say no to drugs.

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Don't forget the plot to make Castros' beard fall off to ding his masculine image.

run by jews

I imagine they were all high on drugs when did these little brain storming sessions

>t. CIA agent
stop confirming the OP!

A real James junkBond here

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You're confused, what you're witnessing is the collapse of the post WW2 trans-atlantic hegemony. The final point of failure will be when China eventually asserts itself as the Indo-Pacific regional Hegemon and kicks off a new era of Great Power struggle.

There's no longer a threat of communism, patriotism has decreased by orders of magnitude, money is our god, individualism our creed, we don't trust our neighbours, the educational system is in its worst. Consequence: moral decay and lack of bright minds.

>modern CIA
CIA has pretty much always sucked.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_violations_by_the_CIA

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cold war and war on drugs was terrible for them. In ww2 they did ok. they are more or less single handedly responsible for destroying several countries in South America.

its a backstabby shitshow of a political organization where everyone is afraid of everybody and everyone is approximately 110 IQ and high school educated at best. field agents are army rangers who got shot or broke their ankle too many times to run a mile. You DO NOT want to be involved with the CIA at all.

since it's an intel agency everyone suspects everybody all the time and the amount of shit flinging is extreme. I have heard stories. A lot of CIA/NSA dudes are mormons because they won't hire anyone with even a normal teenager's checkered past and they highly value the religious.

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The most significant failure is a total collapse of Chinese agent network.

That's what you get when allowing "interlectuals" into your ranks.
In the good old days, only white males of anglo stock were running the show. That was before the OSS was formed. We're speaking of 100years of subversion.
Audit, disband, punish. Not gonna happen, though. And You all know why.

More or less this. Time to clean house at home.

Source: Cora Sol Goldstein, Capturing the German eye. PDF at archive dot org.

Please explain?

I think hes talking about the former cia was working for the chinks and getting agents killed in china

you mean American agents being identified and killed by the Chinese, in China?

it was major news, their whole network got infiltrated a few years ago. the traitor is on trial right now

If they had secret knowledge about how things really are, American interventions would work BETTER. They wouldn't be so incompetent, because they would use the inside information to develop better strategies. Instead, we are seeing the opposite, as though they are flying blind.

>What's wrong with them?
they are a bunch of women and niggers

The CIA infiltrated the Chinese?

chinks bought out an american intel agent and busted all their assets.

id like to mock and laugh at them but they still have an unreal amount of power and the ability to easily destroy individuals so i dont go too hard on them

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no
a cia agent betrayed the cia by giving the chinese information on all of the cia agents and their assets in china. then the chinese killed every single cia agent and asset in china.

>Implying the CIA hasn't been shit since its foundation

Thaks but what about this article from 2017? Is this information out of date now?

nytimes.com/2017/05/20/world/asia/china-cia-spies-espionage.html
>Current and former American officials described the intelligence breach as one of the worst in decades. It set off a scramble in Washington’s intelligence and law enforcement agencies to contain the fallout, but investigators were bitterly divided over the cause. Some were convinced that a mole within the C.I.A. had betrayed the United States. Others believed that the Chinese had hacked the covert system the C.I.A. used to communicate with its foreign sources. Years later, that debate remains unresolved.

CIA has been a bunch of Mormans the past 40yrs. It's not that they suck, their motives have changed. They're much better at knocking on doors now though.

Don't you mean the FBI?

split opinions

option 1, the guy just gave them a spreadsheet full of info

option 2, they haxored the covert CIA intel network (less likely), stole the data, but used the guy for some kind of angle to get in

the pentagon all shit their pants over it and a bunch of people were turned into chinese organ donors over it

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No

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>a cia agent betrayed the cia
Source?
businessinsider.com/how-china-found-cia-spies-leak-2018-8
It says here they got outsmarted because they relied their system to be hack proof. But chinks proved the reason for their average IQ bellcurve score.

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like the fucking shitshows of hoover fbi and nixon having retarded white niggers literally breaking into places

8anon said it's because they're all harvard pussies whose daddy got them spook jobs

they probably got this info from hillarys server tho

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it's literally all mormons, diversity hires, and ex special forces soldiers. they are on a GS pay ladder, nobody with actual ambition to make money would ever join the government service

do these people ever SELF REFLECT ON THEIR HIDEOUS FAILURES OR DO THEY JUST KEEP DOUBLING DOWN UNTIL THEY COLLECT 200K/YR PENSIONS WHILE STILL MAINTAINING SMUG SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS

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Sounds about right. Their field agents deployed to the middle east thinktheir shit never stunk and were complete cowboy idiots that did nothing but fuck things up and lose equipment constanly

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the smart people are aging out into retirement and the people being promoted to run things are retarded gen x'ers and millennials. this is true in all areas of government, you are going to see a big decrease in quality and professionalism as the moron generations become old enough to run things

LMAO

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Obama did more damage than you've ever dreamed of to the USA. We listened to globalist liberals & destroyed ourselves. We turned from our faith.

Its funny how they think 40-something aggro beard tattoo dudes can just waltz around pakistan in 511 pants and under armor shirts and not get spotted. not to mention the glock 19 hip bulge

>If the other great power where really ostile to US they could easily crush US from the inside with sabotage. CIA is so dumb and weak.

It's already happened.

Part of the problem is that CIA panders to a bunch of globalist oligarchs with enough money to watch the country burn without feeling the heat. They will continue diddling around aimlessly and so long as the elites continue banking on the dividends, nothing will change. If global power shifts to new players, the oligarchy will just take their money and invest elsewhere, and the CIA will follow them.

read Legacy of Ashes
they've always been failures

Globalism had ruined us long before Obama.

That's hilariously accurate. I merember in college in Europe they would send green field ops as Mormons to try recruit Chinese exchange students. These dudes show up young fucking dumb 6,2ft chads wearing suits. 3 of em at the apartment door only to Chinese or other Asian students trying to explain mormonology - it was comic gold

>tries to use sound to make me hear my name all the time
>succeeds

I'm CIA and I find this post racist, sexist, homophobic, and ableist.

I do not know but it is very disconcerting. I hope the memes here about it being a vagina fest causing the women to be edgelords fighting up the gs scale by doing things they think the CIA of the 50s would do is not true.

America is target #1 and it needs the best, not a good, not a great, the best offensive and defense intelligence agencies, period.

And antisemitic, get with the times.

Angleton was the only based guy at the CIA, and they've demonized him for decades. The government was infiltrated so badly it was a joke. I imagine it's only 100x worse since then.

Giving big guys too much "agency" since 1948

corruption and degradation causes competency issues
basically the bird jew became subservient to kikes and now doesn't attract talent because of the amount of control kikes need to survive

u guys arent kidding about the mormon thing
or the incompetent thing
or the retarded thing
get it together cia

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And treason as well. When people see how corrupt system actually is, they cease to respect it, especially when it becomes personal vendetta, so it's a downfall in general as more lies and corruption manifests in snowball effect. I.E. demoralization of society.

CIA is now under control of whitehats. Venezuelan situation will be handled peacefully, as was the North Korea situation. Strings are being cut. Royals/Mossad/CIA (cannibals), are being deposed. Patriotic anons are encouraged to apply to the new and improved intel services.
Since 2017
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

Boomer generation of agents. Can't do shit when old top guns are retired

cause they don't take potheads, and most really high iq kids raised in postmillenial clownworld become potheads or other kind or fuckups or addicst to cope, and the ones who don't make way more dimes on wallstreet or non-gov MIC

so they are left with an army of mid tier 110 iq at best appartchiks

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yeah this too
-t. doubleposting homersexual

CIA is great at what it does, real problems come when you attempt to rebuild a country whilst allowing the foreign companies to come in and rinse it, theirs a fine line between being the good guy and being the bad guy and we need to make it look like we are always the good guys.

That's wonderful. But how will Gandalf the white beat the Kraken after Trump returns to his golden tower?

>Why modern CIA sucks so much?
glowniggers includes literal NIGS as agents,
thus the FAIL everywhere

I think you know why

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mostly recruit pussies out of universities like georgetown or the ivy leagues instead of meritocratic recruitment. company culture exerts more energy in smelling its own farts than they do being an effective intelligence agency hence all of the failures

>missed 9/11
>missed russian interference
>been fucking up since the '50s and couldn't even assassinate castro

The goal has never been regime change. The goal has always been a state of chaos in said country’s.

They have achieved their goal of destabilization.

Also you left out Ukraine which was a success operation. Venezuela will also fall eventually

Replaced military guys with random Harvard affirmative action kids.

I call bs.

Hillary put a list of all the CIA assets in China on her server so the Chinese could download it and kill them.

I don’t think the CIA is doing anything in Venezuela other than monitoring the spetnaz

2bh this. Everyone wants to work for a private firm, for more shekels.

Why would they work as a cucked state clerk.

They’ve always sucked, they’ve always been traitors, they all deserve the rope.

>russian ops better
>they get arrested by Dutch police for trying to hack a conference

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CIA agents used fake websites to communicate in China and were busted for their dilettantism IIRC

Happens naturally with the influx of women and niggers. Especially women though

Operation Digits.

The CIA isn’t failing. They are creating instability on purpose. That’s there goal. silly butt