Be scottish man

>be scottish man
>wear a skirt

Explain yourself scotcucks

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Feels good.
Bit cold though.

probably because of us desu

How so paddy

cool balls are happy balls

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The skirt is for easy access to other's asses

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irish raids on western britain [Scotti were a tribe originating from ireland]
Dal Riada

Nice breeze in the nards.

I think lot of scots are irish descent anyway. Especially catholic ones

As an Englishman, I've always enjoyed the company of the scottish.


Why do you hate us so much man?

Its called a kilt because thats what happened to the last finish cunt who called it a skirt

a lot of the scots are just irish decents, irrespective of religion

he got kilt?

Many European cultures have man skirts of tunic like clothing.

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It's a kilt ya bastid

easier to lift a skirt and rape then to pull down trousers with belt

Kilts are based, you assert your dominance by resting your naked ballsack on everything you sit on.

Got a kilt. Two actually.
Women love men in kilts. They're always mentally wondering what's underneath. Hint. nothing.
Another important part of the outfit not so much talked about are the knives. Not a proper Scot unless you have at least 2 on you. This is for stabbing the fuckers who're constantly trying to lift your kilt to see what's underneath.

We do not. The SNP and their followers are a national embarrassment.

It makes easier to shoot fireballs.
Imagine having to pull down your pants everytime you wanted to shoot a fireball

Both my family trees (Catholic and Protestant) trace back to Ireland for the most part.
I'm ethnically a potato nigger.

Our bollocks can't fit in a pair of pants.

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We don't really.
Taking the piss is a national pastime and so many English people take themselves so seriously.

Trousers were for field work.
i.e. female clothing.