OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: /b/ GETS ARRESTED EDITION

For me, it's Greta

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tfw when your dealer/bf gets popped again

Haha so much this! Everyone needed drugs after that shit movie

Klaw > giga nigga

fat man: smells awful

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BRAAAP

Did Hulk smash? I bet he totally smashed.

paige rippee has the best grippee

>smells awful
Nigger den confirmed

Use to get chased by the cops all the time on our bikes. Was a blast. Total balls to the wall adrenaline rush like no other. Hope he gets away

Shame about those feet eh?

uma delicia

>he was skinny
>he was a skinny black male
CUT IT DAN

Officer Titeuf.

Faggot

Who here still has leftover jelly beans?

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Someone should have baked the thread with teh police chase graphic. Nobody could barge in and bitch about it tonight.

>skinny black male
>MO
prolly a somali

that mother fucker was so close to getting shot. why did he reach

>Airplane
This retard fell off his bike

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STATUS: GOT

>Those tattoos.
Christ, why?

LIKE AN AIRPLANE LIKE AN AIRPLANE LIKE AN AIRPLANE
lol

Sorry to break it to you user....
They caught him.

this jackass threw his bike down

Guy had hands up and reached down 2 times quickly. If he was black well...

actually chase the guy. catch him. wut do you know.

HAHAH

I planted mine to grow more for next year.

WHAT AIRPLANE SIR?????

WHAT MODELL?

Bike Night is boring. OK cop needs a dose of chill. This cop is such a pussy. He sounded scared.

V for vendetta tattoo and a dead wombat for hair

AIRPLANE MOTHERFUCKER

what kinda cut u want senpai

>HAIR TROOPER

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They been chasing and hunting him for hours. They know they not fucking around.

good indication he's got prison time in his past.

To draw attention away from his awful hair style

>fucked the turn
>droped the bike
Hes just mad he dropped the bike

thinkpad?
if so, based

This officer talking a lot of shit.

Officer Baby Huey.

Dude is methed out, OHP knows it too. OHP does not fuck around. This looks like the shitty side of Tulsa.

>cooties confirmed

This cop sounds like a dick

>you got cooties
>yes
fucking kek

Different department.

jelly beans are disgusting.

he actually seems pretty descent for a state pooper.

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All of Oklahoma is the blind spot of God, user.

Fun juicy night so far bros

>imagine this guy as your dad

>My son...

Not all people should reproduce,

This dude knows he's going away for awhile.

>I have AIDs and Hep C and also cooties

Pulling out the 40 mike mike

He got them to cover up over old tattoos

>has cooties
>has 4 kids

Time to just shave it off.

Grenade Launcher Option initiated

His kids are going to be doing to the same thing soon

>Hostage Situation.
A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER LOL

GRABBING THE GRENADE LAUNCHER

cop F-14 TOMCAT!
perp: on takeoff or supersonic?

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holy shit it's actually 40mm

wtf tonight is goin hard lel

Holy shit what is happening....

>kids were probably born with cooties

again with the goddamn grenade launcher

this department is prepared to launch HEDP's on rope day

Salinas loves their 40mms

>grabbin the 40mm less lethal
PAIN TRAIN IS COMMIN

I'm real aware. Calf Fry is tonight and I'm expecting a show. Lots of drunk, belligerent, overconfident cowboys will be out and about.

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>taxpayers pay for their lifetime of drug addiction and STDs medical care

Go back to the cop with the full sleeves. He's gonna end up freaking out and clubbing a suspect in handcuffs. He's so deliciously insecure.

Probably loaded with silicone/rubber rings.

Why does Pepe have a dryer in the living room?

probably a headache or something

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE SIR

WHAT MODEL

WHAT SITUATION!!!

I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN SIIIIIR

DON'T KILL ME PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE

WHAT MODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Someone take that grenade launcher from Jamal before he kills us all

wrong
metal butt plugs

BECCA FEET

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>they looked like Mexicans
Well, that really nails it down to a handful

beanbags

>talks about Mexicans
SHUT IT DOWN

A SINGLE POLICE DEPARTMENT OF OUR CAN ANNEX CANADA

>5 mexicans were chasing me