Pick side. It's time.
Pick side. It's time
Wyatt Johnson
Michael Carter
I choose nobody. I hate jews and muslims equally.
Charles Reed
if .. only ..
John Sanchez
i wish
Ayden Torres
>Pick side
Nah
You guys duke it out for my entertainment
Nicholas Gomez
false flag incoming
Austin Collins
>Zyklon B
That lie is so old, nobody could possibly fall for it.
Camden Young
Miga of course. Never question Israel. The chosen ones will always lead you on the right path. Trust the plan. Jesus was not the messiah. Suddenly for no reason at all
Robert Martinez
FINALLLLLY
Tyler Powell
Based
Jace Brown
>ZyklonB
Henry Perez
Iran.
Hopefully the superior Shia Persians can defeat Israel and their mutt supporters. (Myself included.)
Noah Evans
Ayden Rodriguez
Israel about to get deloused.
Jason Lewis
Root for both sides, hope for high casualties
Josiah Mitchell
Absolutely based. Even when Memri (an Israeli organization) tries to malign Iran, the truth of the Imam’s words shines through.
Jeremiah Lopez
Jason Nguyen
Andrew Mitchell
They have wooden doors, they should be fine.
Evan Roberts
>zyklon b
i laughed
Michael King
>And then they all fall into Iraq because Scuds are ancient shit and the wind carries it back into Iran
kek
Cameron Bennett
Theres no way this is true.
Iran couldnt possibly be so based.
Ian Green
nah...
Thomas Green
>ELINT News
>Reports on GEOINT findings.
What did they mean by this?
Bentley Rivera
Isaac Powell
Michael Cruz
What’s the best way to get rid of the Jews? Let another nation exterminate them and then treat that day as another shoah... it’s basically what Israel did the the US on 9/11.
Charles Edwards
Evan Hughes
>zyclonB
Bug spray? I didn't know that they were on such bad terms with Turkey.
Nicholas Howard
The female fantasy.
Nathan Foster
Oh, bullshit.
Wouldn't zyklon b be a fucking horrible poison to try to gas people in the open air with?
William Johnson
FPBP.
This is the CORRECT answer
Dominic Long
Cameron Brooks
Iran has never attacked Israel.
Israel has attacked Iran multiple times through various terrorist acts committed by Mossad.
Yet Israel loves to paint Iran as the aggressor because they support groups resisting their various illegal occupations.
Anthony Hall
Its for lice nothing to see here
Julian Cruz
Jordan Ross
Zyklon B is the poor man's nuclear weapon. Iran, despite encouragement and funding, has not joined the Atomic Club.
Actually, Israel has a lot of nukes. Some analysts estimate that they probably have around 200 warheads. One analyst at the US Naval War College thinks that if they produced steadily since the late 70s then they could have 800 nuclear bombs! Only a few would be on missiles, the rest would be carried as bombs on jets and as battlefield tactical artillery warheads.
Naturally, a nuclear "first-strike" against a non-nuclear nation would be political suicide. However, nukes against an atomic "aggressor" would be more palatable. Hence the Obama-era "Iran Deal", which did not specify any restrictions against Iran getting a nuke. It just gave the Iranians a pallet full of cash. The Iranians have deep underground (under hard rock mountains) factories getting ready to produce fissionable material.
Why is an Iranian atomic bomb DESIRED by Israel? When Iraq and Iran went to war, the formidable Saddam Hussein Iraqi military could not overwhelm the Iranians. The Iranians sent out enormous numbers of soldiers in suicidal waves against Saddam's modern tanks and weapons. The only way to stop a million troops on a battlefield are tactical nukes. Tactical nukes are ready in Germany as a measure against Soviet military incursions.
So it is official NATO doctrine.
So a possible scenario is:
Iran detonates an atomic test blast,
tension ratchets up in the Mid-East,
the media will play up fears of a atomic strike by Iran,
a "Israel-bound missile" (a dummy fired from a Israeli sub
in the Strait of Hormuz?) is detected by the Saudis/Turks/US,
the 'atomic' missile is intercepted,
Israeli jets scramble to nuke Iranian nuclear facilities, missile sites and military barracks,
Iran is no longer a military threat (and no longer a Shia threat to Saudi Arabia).
Juan Rodriguez
Is Iran trying to prevent anyone in Tel Aviv from getting Typhus?
Jayden Sullivan
>ZyklonB
For lice?
Btw, if my last act is shitposting on here, I lived a good life
Jack Gutierrez
clowns to the left of me jokers to the right here i am
Xavier Miller
>zyklon b cluster canisters
Zyklon B is literally useless outside of closed spaces.
Maybe gets a few people caughing
Adam Thomas
>zyklonb missiles
are they taking notes from Jow Forums?
Jaxson Green
>Zyklon B rocket
I guess Israel is safe from typhus thanks iran.
Joseph Robinson
>zyklon B.
fucking lmao
Dylan Nelson
I choose Israel. It is our duty as US citizens to defend the people of Israel. And we must do so to the last American man, woman, and child if necessary.
Gabriel Bell
HERE ARE THE SATELLITE IMAGES OR IRANIAN SCUD MISSILES WITH LETHAL DOSES OF ZYKLON B (and anthrax) IN THEM. ISRAELI ANONS BE CAREFUL!!!
Aaron Thomas
The one and only correct answer
Daniel Foster
...stuck in the middle with jews.
Levi Bennett
Care to venture a date? maybe just a year.
Aaron Peterson
Are you lost son? This is Jow Forums. You must be looking for reddit.
Consider suicide.
Adrian Lopez
Zyklon Deet
Carter Phillips
You almost had it user.
Brody James
>Pick a side
Two puppets one puppet master
Colton Nelson
I LOVE A CROWD
James Gomez
>ZyklonB
It's not a weapon, it's a message.
Connor Myers
This would be more amusing if it had fewer typos. Nice meme in principle though.
Ryan Williams
I stand with Trump and I stand with Israel.
Hunter Wright
It seems there are scud launchers ready too, they can hit targets within a large radius and are all carrying holocaust poison. The one on the right in this picture is even named سيدي أدولف which is the name of the great holocauster person who created zyklon b.
Jaxon Williams
>Zyklon B
My God, they are literally going to meme Israel to death. Man, this timeline is fucking wild.
Jace Taylor
Only the Turks can be killed by zyklon B, it is ineffective against mammals and reptiles, so Israel is out of the equation. Retaliation for Turkish aggression against syria.
Xavier Anderson
GO IRAN!
Gabriel Cruz
literally neither
Brayden Lewis
The one and only acceptable jew
Some of you kikes are alright, don't be in israel in 20 years.
Anthony Rodriguez
LETSSSSS GOOOOOOO BABY!!!!! ISRAEL GOING DOWN
David Hill
Can't let the homos have any lice
Easton Phillips
GAS EM MUDSLIME GAS EM GOOOD RABBI YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW
Blake Turner
Ian James
>burgerplanet
Why hasn't he killed himself yet?
Lincoln Bailey
>zyklonB
I hope Iran knows Jews are immune to ZyklonB
Ian Ramirez
Im going to move back to Russia, to a comfy -50 somewhere around magadan or any other place in the Kolyma region.
Alexander Cook
payload also includes an electric floor and a masturbation machine. You go Iran
Jack Davis
jews subvert more, so the other side.
Ethan Miller
Honk Honk motherfuckers, see you lads out there.
Jackson Baker
fpbp
Lincoln Morales
Death to everyone but me and 5 girls
Cameron Mitchell
do not forget the basement with floor of lawnmower blades.
John Hughes
>SCUD’s
If only
Levi Taylor
I remember this game
Liam Davis
They made more after Urban Strike wtf?
Adrian Torres
>zyklon b cluster canisters
i'm 99% sure this is a joke
Oliver Bailey
i'll stand with iran over israel any day of the year.
Jose Myers
I beg your fucking pardon?
Luke Wilson
What kind of crazy fucking lice do they have in Iran?!
Ayden Parker
>US Satellite
fucking snitches
Oliver Brooks
Persia = based
Bentley Ward
There was Soviet Strike & Nuclear Strike...I don’t remember there being a Urban Strike? Is there any copies left? I liked these games.
Jose Gomez
It will blow your mind but Future Cop LAPD is part of the series and shares similar gameplay.
Adam Morris
Anything that hastens the death of muslims is a good and righteous thing.
Death of islam anywhere is a blessing to humanity and fulfillment of God's grace on earth.
God bless Israel. Jews can die too, but are not as far gone as islam.
Jews go to purgatory and may yet redeem. All islam are sent directly to hell and are less than maggots unless they are redeemed in life.
So Israel may be defended in God's name and to his will.
Andrew Collins
>God bless Israel. Jews can die too, but are not as far gone as islam.
Sloppy job, mossad.
James Gray
>ELINT news
im busy
Jose Morales
How effective is Zyklon B as a fighting gas anyways? Like I know it works if you put people in a closed room with it, but how deadly is it when you load it up into a SCUD missile and launch spread it into open air? I know its cyanide based, but still.
If the holocaust is anything to go by, the missiles are loaded with swimming pools, petting zoos and great healthcare. You'll be allright
Ayden Hernandez
>Zyklon-B
omfg lmao, the meme lives
Jaxson Cooper
Wont someone please think of the lice
Jeremiah Phillips
Yeah this seems like a load of bs
William Brown
zyklon HONK
Joseph Martin
>Zyklon B
Oh fuck off. Fuck right off with this shit.
Christopher Howard
Clown fags kys
Hunter Lewis
Them evil Iranians are loading up their Belsen III missiles with Treblinka warheads. Something something Nationalized Central Bank, something something holocaust.
Ethan Edwards
>EY TONE?!
Tyler Edwards
For the innocent people of Iran, i wish it aint true.