PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah on WattersWorld 5/4/19
youtu.be/XLSHPwew6Eo
>Pres Trump meets w/Slovak PM Pellegrini 5/3/19
c-span.org/video/?460400-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes Slovak PM Pellegrini 5/3/19
youtu.be/pKjfW4Tmt0A
>VP Pence on FoxNews 5/3/19
youtu.be/LyAI2QI8_CY
>VP Pence on CNBC 5/3/19
youtu.be/0DQi2OO-irQ
>VP Pence visits black churches burned in LA 5/3/19
youtu.be/Mmv7cG8ocJ8
>VP Pence arrives in Opelousas LA 5/3/19
youtu.be/lNVkufB7AqQ
>VP Pence @Hallway Feeds in Lexington KY (audio) 5/3/19
youtu.be/jpvIbbpG0Po
>SoS Pompeo @AFSA Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/3/19
youtu.be/g6WrP0KjQdQ
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day Celebration 5/3/19
youtu.be/l_qet_yFH0g
>NECDir Kudlow on Ingraham 5/3/19
youtu.be/NrGLGN4CHvE
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 5/3/19
youtu.be/0m5n9k7ofxA
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 5/3/19
youtu.be/ETPPKAHgRqs
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 5/3/19
youtu.be/k4UmH5JIduQ
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 5/3/19
c-span.org/video/?460423-1/
>Pentagon Press Brief (AssistDefSec Schriver) 5/3/19
dvidshub.net/video/676966/
>This Week@Interior 5/3/19
youtu.be/_mIGHgvP9ZI
>This Week@State 5/3/19
youtu.be/Z5Kqihb9kis
>Pres Trump on FoxNews 5/2/19
youtu.be/riNEy87lxx0
youtu.be/QSwoItMuwfg
youtu.be/jFgvQ97_uxQ (full)
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer Service 5/2/19
c-span.org/video/?460357-1/
>SoS Pompeo on Ingraham 5/2/19
youtu.be/8I2RXmn07xs

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congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672/text
business-standard.com/article/international/thousands-of-indian-techies-return-home-as-us-rejects-visa-extensions-119032200327_1.html
youtu.be/dH3GSrCmzC8
usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/05/02/lawsuit-tries-halt-attorney-general-barr-rule-forcing-asylum-seekers-into-detention-deny-bond/3650637002/
aclu.org/blog/immigrants-rights/immigrants-rights-and-detention/attorney-general-barr-says-ice-has-power-lock
forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2019/01/31/uscis-immigration-delays-grow-longer-and-longer/
economictimes.indiatimes.com/nri/visa-and-immigration/getting-green-cards-and-us-citizenship-to-be-tough-now/articleshow/62359790.cms
afsc.org/blogs/news-and-commentary/trumps-attacks-legal-immigration-system-explained
washingtonpost.com/local/immigration/under-trump-a-growing-wait-to-become-a-us-citizen/2018/08/16/ed364786-9bec-11e8-843b-36e177f3081c_story.html
numbersusa.com/news/asylum-denials-hit-record-high-fy2018
axios.com/trump-h1b-visa-denials-d7e903ab-1dd6-45d8-9df7-29289cda0076.html
globalcitizen.org/en/content/us-accepted-refugees-2018/
edition.cnn.com/2019/05/01/opinions/trump-administration-asylum-seeker-crackdown-zakaria/index.html
latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-h1b-workers-tech-trump-20190201-story.html
livemint.com/Politics/icxZ4oMPTQP6fpyKY2QsnJ/H1B-Trumps-latest-visa-proposal-and-its-impact-on-India.html
qz.com/india/1517420/trumps-crackdown-on-the-h-1b-visa-is-eating-into-indian-its-profits/
cnn.com/2019/03/17/politics/syria-us-troop-level/index.html
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Deeply covert, buried beneath DC
A sub-basement lair, highly sleazy
Where numerous screens richly showcases
Live feeds fed from the ladies' loo spaces
Lurking neither in sinks nor even their stalls
Sneakily broadcasting toilet bowls' all
Congressladies dimpled cheeks aflutter
Squeezing braapers with noisome sputters
No tourists can reach those hallowed commodes
Reserved for elected chicks by city codes
All throughout the long legislative day
Privy eliminations plummet away
Hissed expulsions of peristaltic logs
Thundrous flushings each the ivory bogs
Emictions lively, fading to sprinkles
Anal apertures wrench shut their wrinkles
Rarest toilet shows shone therein that Room
Unless a lense is choked by rectal spume
Until that powerful flush does banish
Floaters and sinkers, marbles to ghanoush
Twelve sharp cameras arranged in a ring
Peak seamlessly the slop their bottoms sling
Multitasking muted phones as they spurt
If ever they speak, those Reps are quite curt
Scanning screens for new eclipsing tushes
Its a fine way to spy varied bushes
Mellifluous messes loosed from sphincters
Rippled cadences by brown eyes' blinkers
Reps and Senators, those lobbyists too
All hunker their hineys to dump some poo
Why yesterday there's that Wasserman-Schultz
Profaning from expulsionary jolts
No bashful ejecter is Rep. Pelosi
She never strains, her bowels most cozy
Even AOC voids, her stools likes masts
Resisting livestreaming to lower castes
Woe to girls following Maxine Waters
Fecal patterns sprayed from plie squatters
Sometimes they peer queerly into the bowl
Never fathoming there's more than a hole
An artistic tool beneath their old glutes
Logging the zephyrs by ladies in suits

This is literally why you’re Worst Baker.

FIRST TO AWOO!

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berniebros.. this can't be happening again!

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AWOO!
Fuck spamming memeflaggots!

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You always use the same damn image. Could you be bothered to actually fucking try you idiot? We have to win in 2020, we could be spreading better things and doing better.

no i got that name for putting baitposts in the first post sometimes while i was baking

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AWOOOOOOOOOO!

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>Yeah, it's called not wanting to live in a goblin filled hellscape, retard.
Yeah, it's not like the NAZI' didn't usher in that reality on a silver fucking platter or anything!

> MISS ME YET?

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>NO WALL
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds law
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Sessions did nothing
>Pedogate has vanished
>Assange has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade

>Full amnesty omnibus Bill
docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20190211/CRPT-116hrpt9_u2-.pdf

>Summary of bill:
conservativereview.com/news/5-insane-provisions-amnesty-omnibus-bill/

>Combating European Anti-Semitism Act
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672/text

>Assembles a cabinet of bankers, generals and chickenhawks who precum to the thought of war with Iran.
>'Gives' Israel Jerusalem.
>'Declares' all jewish settlements to be Israeli land.
>pulled out of missile treaties with Russia
>fired McMaster and replaced him with Bolton because McMaster dared to criticize Israel
>the Trump Dept of Education makes it illegal to criticize Israel at public universities as it constitutes 'antisemitism'

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those are all not truths!

honestly i feel like he gets cucked the most

You're a fag

In all honesty Pocahontas would probably be a good president minus the sjw nonsense

in regard to h1b visas
>>business-standard.com/article/international/thousands-of-indian-techies-return-home-as-us-rejects-visa-extensions-119032200327_1.html
>>business-standard.com/article/international/thousands-of-indian-techies-return-home-as-us-rejects-visa-extensions-119032200327_1.html
trump is effectively hitting the worst case of immigrants taking american jobs

AWOO

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>212148040

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youtu.be/dH3GSrCmzC8

So if she didnt exist?

>Steve Jobs's real name was Abdul Lateef Jandali
>now Apple products explode or catch fire under normal use

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where's the faggot that thinks knives are saws

>wanting a woman President
>ever

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>that entire image
Maybe one day you will go from worsefren to bestfren. The most important part of that list though is it reminds us that John McCain is still dead

>creates CFPB
>in any sense good
Go fuck yourself commie

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MIGA

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The same people get on around this time every fucking night every fucking day for the past several months

Are you seriously telling me that people just regularly get on at the same time every night for months specifically to shitpost for fun?

Nope

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>1% Yang lost 0.2%
Guess the socialist muslims of Jow Forums are ridin' with Biden now.

>can't refute a single point
BASED, let's donate more than just $38bn to Israel, okay?

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She is very nationalistic economically speaking. Her and bernie are the only ones I'd ever believe would try to take on the (((banks)))

in regards to the border
>usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/05/02/lawsuit-tries-halt-attorney-general-barr-rule-forcing-asylum-seekers-into-detention-deny-bond/3650637002/
>aclu.org/blog/immigrants-rights/immigrants-rights-and-detention/attorney-general-barr-says-ice-has-power-lock
>forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2019/01/31/uscis-immigration-delays-grow-longer-and-longer/
>economictimes.indiatimes.com/nri/visa-and-immigration/getting-green-cards-and-us-citizenship-to-be-tough-now/articleshow/62359790.cms
>afsc.org/blogs/news-and-commentary/trumps-attacks-legal-immigration-system-explained
>washingtonpost.com/local/immigration/under-trump-a-growing-wait-to-become-a-us-citizen/2018/08/16/ed364786-9bec-11e8-843b-36e177f3081c_story.html

>John McCain is still dead
And Not Huggers cute

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Birthright citizenship is the most ridiculous thing ever.

always do the opposite of what the jews say

I hate Sessions so much now.

pasta, thanks
>asylum denials record highs
numbersusa.com/news/asylum-denials-hit-record-high-fy2018
>crack down on H1B visas
axios.com/trump-h1b-visa-denials-d7e903ab-1dd6-45d8-9df7-29289cda0076.html
>The US on pace to resettle the fewest number of refugees in 40 years.
globalcitizen.org/en/content/us-accepted-refugees-2018/

and just for fun here is some CNN butthurt

>This is the end of asylum for refugees as we know it in the US
edition.cnn.com/2019/05/01/opinions/trump-administration-asylum-seeker-crackdown-zakaria/index.html

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if they are serrated they are

You can't refute you dont suck nigger cock

Anything that angers you is fine with me. Seethe, rage. Let the hatred flow through you. Be consumed by it and recognize me as your master.

Nice, thanks.

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>JIDF
I'm sorry but you're posting in a general thread supporting a US President who is the biggest pro-Israel President in history of all mankind.
Why else did they get $38bn for their walls and fully support Trump?
Trump and Bibi are best friend forever

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Would you rather have a gay man or a woman president?

mccain is dead bro

is it true that europeans don't follow PEMDAS?

No.

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Just filter the kike, guys.

more on the great flush
>latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-h1b-workers-tech-trump-20190201-story.html
>livemint.com/Politics/icxZ4oMPTQP6fpyKY2QsnJ/H1B-Trumps-latest-visa-proposal-and-its-impact-on-India.html
>qz.com/india/1517420/trumps-crackdown-on-the-h-1b-visa-is-eating-into-indian-its-profits/

that image was made like two years ago

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>i love not having rights
>companies should never be held liable for anything or else ur a commie lol

As well you should, he was a Chinese agent.

End routine infant circumcision.

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lol

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>just filter all criticism, goys
>we need to create a safe space a la r/t_d-style

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i know. i watched bibi's ridiculous presentation

it needs updating though

go away shill

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>white power symbol
DELET THIS
WHAT IF THE COUNTLESS CENTRIST LURKERS SEE?!

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top us general dispels the myth of the troops in syria
>cnn.com/2019/03/17/politics/syria-us-troop-level/index.html

Will we get another awesome photo like that guy who got his nasal cavity perforated by a pepper gas round?

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Don't tell me what to do CUNT.

Not in the slightest. Get back to your painting.

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Andrew Yang went transracial and transgender? Seems like a lot of effort to win the DNC primary

these threads are never organic, and are the only place on Jow Forums that is even remotely positive toward that kike lover

I'm sure it's just a (((coincidence)))

Herald

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kek

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What went wrong?

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Welcome the new democratic nominee

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I think it was his mouth, but we had a more slapstick video in the post-2016 fallout.

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also

ux.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/2019/05/03/under-pressure-trump-mexico-cracks-down-migrants-caravans-border/3641846002/

'Express deportations' surge on Mexico's southern border

upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2019/05/03/Express-deportations-surge-on-Mexicos-southern-border/1761556901112/

>get comfy pence approval
That right there is good enough to flip the day around

>not knowing about the new CA history books
Apparently there's been 12 gay presidents not including King Nigger

>212148455
>unaccountable unconstitutional institution granting (((rights)))
wew lad

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The facts seem to be that trump is actually doing something about foreigners stealing american jobs, and winning

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oy vey dont be an antisemite goy

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So /PTG/, why don't you support Hezbollah? Is it because you're really MIGA?

Explain how putting Israel behind Hezbollah is "America First" foreign policy for me sweeties.

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Imagine a paintball to the dick, except it's also a vigorous irritant.

Chosen pride worldwide

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Did they already forget the time Biden withdrew his presidential bid because of he was unfit by his own admission?

Didn’t you hear? Lincoln had a good male fren. That means he totally poofter

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We elected a dude who was so liberal that shillposters decided Obama was better.

Even David Duke endorsed a black man in 2008.

>bomb, bomb, bomb iran
>iraq war is a good thing goys
>you will never get your jobs back goys!

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This shit is fake as fuck.

Who the fuck is even taking these polls? I've never been asked to take these polls. None of my friends have been asked. None of my family has ever been asked. Has anyone in this thread been asked to participate in one of these bullshit polls?

This shit is just manufactured to give out a perception of what society wants when in reality it's forced propaganda.

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schlonged

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>retard doxes himself on plebbit
>no I'm not scared
>cops go arrest the idiot
That guy is a special level of dum

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Truly a great video clip.

Understand; it will take all 8 years to really turn this ship around without sinking it. The Supreme Court is slower than frozen dogshit, but we need them to reverse the damage done by the open party uniparty.

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That is the dumbest take I've heard all week. She's a fucking idiot.

It definitely punctured his nasal cavity, miracle shot and most intense neti pot in human history.

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DFC is absolutely truth, heretic.

>(((breitbart)))

the absolute fucking state of boomers

there was a little thing called e-verify, whatever happened to that? Oh yeah, that's right Trump cucked on it...

Not Calvin Coolidge .. that guy was a pussy hound

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I'm just baffled why this wasn't agenda #1
any and all immigration laws that can be turned back on and enforced need to be fucking switched on ASAP

> a full 9% of Democrat primary voters, for no reason at all, magically jumped from Bernie to Biden two weeks ago
Hahah, yeah right.

McCain was one of the worst candidates ever, as evidenced by McCain's opposition to Trump for god's sake. It's weird to think that him and Romney, two vehemently anti-Trump people, were the GOP's last two nominees. Goes to show how left wing the GOP was in the 2000's.

I mean, how the fuck do you lose INDIANA as a Republican? That state went for Trump by like 15 points. Also nearly lost Missouri, a state that went for Trump by like 20.

Based and trickydickpilled.