Cryptids

I've never seen one in person, but have you heard of the Washington state pocket goblins? It's a similar species

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Give me a rundown? Never heard of that one

Kentucky here.
Can confirm. The Pope Lick Monster is real.

I'VE SEEN THE BROOKLYN POCKET GOBLINS

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Do tell m8

I love the pine barrens and its a creepy place. I want to take a trip out to the leeds house ruins one day.

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Honestly user it was probably the jersey devil escaping our shit government.

>15 Fouke Monster

Really it was just folks scaring off niggers.

Sasquatch is real.

They are technologically advanced aliens that act as scouts/guards for other alien beings e.g. greys.

What else would explain the millions of sightings yet no live specimen? Surely it isn't some dumb animal...

For the "goblin" types, I would suspect these are likely greys that slightly alter their appearance (e.g. pointy ears) to make those who report their encounter sound batshit crazy

All aliens abide by a rule of Non-interference, which manifests usually as nothing to influence the public too much - though solo humans may see more, especially if they have no way of proving it to the public e.g. video camera

That’s pretty scary, user. Do they aggro?

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they was ones real but vikings killed them all

I dunno, I don't think aliens would be really functional in earth environments. If they had the tech to come here they wouldn't hide in the woods like pussies

>The Oklahoma octopus is a cryptid generally said to inhabit some freshwater, man-made lakes of Oklahoma, including Lake Thunderbird, Oolagah Lake Oolagah, and Lake Tenkiller, where it attacks and kills unsuspecting swimmers. There is no existing footage of it

>Although no physical evidence exists in the case of the Oklahoma Octopus, many point to the high mortality rate and large number of unexplained drownings in the Oklahoma lakes as a clear sign of its presence. There have also been numerous reported sightings.

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Too many larpers and occult bs there

>skunk apes
I’ve seen a few of those in my day

Fair enough

I used to live in Louisville growing up. Pope Lick Creek was the place I'd go and catch frogs and crawdad's and whatnot.
I remember being about 12 or 13 down there one evening when the sun was going down during summer break with a few friends of mine.
We'd got separated looking for turtles, but we knew the area pretty well having been down there plenty of times. I hollered out for my friend, and got no answer for a minute or so, and as I turned around to go back the way I had came, I heard my "friend" holler back at me, from up on the train tracks. But he had ventured off in the opposite direction of me, away from the train tracks, so I was a bit confused as to how he got up there. I started walking closer to the trestle looking for a place to climb up myself, when my friend came down the creek with a bucket with a turtle in it.
He asked why I was climbing up on the tracks (as neither of us had ever been up there before) and I played it off as I was just curious to see the view.
It was pretty dark by then, so we headed home.
I definitely heard somebody on those tracks answer me though, but never did see any figure up there on them.

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>no missouri goatman rapist

No these are cryptids not locals

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fuck off kansan

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>Not including the great warrior race of "Grass People" the Natives encountered upon coming up through the south america migration into the midwest
>Grass People were supposed to have long hair covering their entire bodies and blended in with the tall wheat, corn and grassland areas. Oral traditions and stories claim they were 7 ft tall and could throw a man over a river.
>Natives had to conquer the grass people because the grass people were too aggressive and wouldn't accept peace

I actually laughed at that

False. The joint Mexican-US geneticist lab near Chihuahua iirc were carrying out tests and locals would call the MP's and have them round up the loose experiements for pesos when they did get out. One day the Americans left and the Mexicans just left the place and the rumors of el chupacabra started surfacing. They really were buying bats, monkeys, and other animals to test on and do medical surgical experiments and etc.

>t. retard

that was just before breakfast. he was discharged and just outside the door was immediately attacked by a swarm of giant killer bees, slobbered on by a pack of alligators and raped by a panther, all at once.

People don't think Florida be like it is, but it do.

I can buy that there either is or recently was a type of intelligent ape in north america.

I live in WV and we have like a dozen cryptid legends. Mothman, flatwoods monster, the white thing and the grafton monster People here are retards addicted to meth and heroin so that might explain moat of it.

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underrated

I had never seen a possum in person before and I encountered one at night. I just stood there wondering what the fuck it was. It's not what you asked but it led me to believe that I would react pretty poorly to a cryptid.

>YFW Chupacabras are captured illegals that are genetically experimented on

No Alabama pig-headed man? Shit tier list!

Prarie Dragons in the San Luis Valley.
Clear almost worm like translucent beasts.Kind of like rods but giant and move along the surface.

draw?