>Be me >Try to spend quality time with normie sister >Funny movies are funny >Dad says watch Revenge of the Nerds >Ok >Lmao >Sister triggered, goes between yelling at the television and actual tears >muh rape, muh misogyny, muh racism, muh homophobia, muh bullying, muh stereotypes >”user, who told you about this movie? Dad?! You two disgust me. This family disgusts me.”
Seriously, what do these people find funny besides trump jokes and snarky comments about Christians and midwesterners? My sister is probably going to write of me and my father over this movie. What other based comedies that would never be made today are there? My generation sucks.
Oh, you must watch foreign, intellectual art house films like the red balloon and black and white films of paint cans falling off ladders while babies cry in the background. Intellectual stuff.
Logan Kelly
>revenge of the nerds Very classic. There’s also Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Weird Science Real Genius Are also pretty good.
Angel Turner
Eric Andre is pretty funny and he's a leftie
Nicholas Jenkins
You should disembowel your leftist sister and hang her from the still dripping entrails like a marionette.
I want to watch Soul Man because it made it to the naughtiest movies ever list but it’s not on Netflix. Not just the streaming service but their Blu-ray service. Conspiracy.
Thomas Murphy
So what do you like then?
Joshua Stewart
Yet kikes are the ones that make shitty American comedies.
Coming to America was fucking hysterical. Same with Trading Places. Neither of these movies would be made today.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Uncle Buck would really make your sister go nuts, it’s about a Middle aged white guy with a heart of gold that fucks over some commie shits that are trying to indoctrinate his “niece” (not really his niece he’s just babysitting her while the parents are away)
Jaxon Russell
Guys like your father and yourself are why women are such cunts nowadays. You sat there and allowed her to act like a child while abusing everyone with no recourse. Your father is even worse assuming that's his house and he allowed that to go on. It turns out when you tell a woman to shut the fuck up and go somewhere else if they want to act like an asshole it takes away all their motivation to put on a show. Try it sometime.
Grayson Reed
Haven’t seen either yet, but definitely will.
Julian Barnes
The Jewtainment cries out as it strikes you.
Mason Carter
To be fair, that's a really really shitty movie.
Jayden Foster
Rape your sister and keep her in line. If you don't stamp out this degeneracy right now your sister will be another lost white woman whoring around like the slut they are yearning to be.
Brayden Sanchez
Revenge of the nerds is the jewiest movie ever. Basically Jews humiliating Aryan men and having sex with Aryan women. Gas yourself if you enjoyed this movie
tell them she hates it because she's actually an anti semite. she is recoiling at the accurate portrayal of jewish behavior. tell her the bad guys in the film are actually the heroes and are the jews racist interpretation of yourselves. show all the jews in front of and behind the camera.
Oh I forgot to mention any of the Monty Python movies of course.
Brayden Taylor
Porky's Trilogy FTW. First has teaching moment when racist Nazi finds out (((they))) are OK. It even has a touching part in third where race-mixing is encouraged, so she'll love that. Oh, and I think there's a part where a dude dresses like a girl. It's got something for everyone, she will love it. (But seriously, still funny shit.)
Christian Ross
Talk to your father for him to set her straight, but not confrontantional style.
Angel Evans
MacGruber was funny. Under rated.
Ryder Mitchell
Subversive non-arguments meant to instill self-doubt
Owen Garcia
Now tell your sister that jews made all the movies that trigger her. It may not necessarily be the whole story, and you're taking advantage of flaws in her personality and manipulating her, but she's female and you can't reason with her anyway. So just convince her to start hating jews by using her feminist conditioning.
I’d definitely say Uncle Buck is still basically required viewing for her, and anyone like her. Maybe also The Great Outdoors, or any of the Family Vacation movies.
your father is a pussy for not beating her half dead every time she disagreed with him, from age 6
Gabriel Gomez
Fucking zoomers just found out about revenge of the nerds. Lol
No it wasnt
Ryder Miller
Everything is rape. And you should be pointing that out. >guy touches girls hand That's a sexual assault. She didn't consent to it. Doesn't matter if they're on a date or if they were married.
>the red balloon not intellectual or art house. it's been a very popular film for kids for decades, and it's barely a film, it's like 30 min long. No speaking, either, so anyone from anywhere can enjoy it. and it is based.
Michael Edwards
No, but I do share my Dad’s taste in movies.
Josiah Ross
Says the guy getting rockets fired up his ass.
Eli Rogers
thanks for explaining. theres always a jew angle trying to sow confusion and doubt
Aiden Perez
You have to call them out on their bluff. These people have such artificially inflated egos that they genuinely believe that the threat of losing their favor is enough to force people into changing their minds. But the trick is that they actually don't have high egos, they are actually extremely self conscious and prone to extreme depression because they're dependent on external validation. They assume that the rest of the world is the same way, and so they think they can retract their validation and change their mind. The biggest thing you can do to trigger them is just accept it. Beat them at their own game and NEVER apologize. If they get mad at you, say "Okay! That's fine, I don't want to waste my time with people who hate me" and leave. They will stew in their own anger for awhile but will eventually calm down. Then you need to explain calmly and clearly how absurd and childish it is to yell at a movie and get mad at the people who enjoy the movie. They will pull some "I'm sorry, you're right- it's just -" disingenuous bullshit, and you have to say the words "I don't care." That's the magic spell. Attention is the lifeblood of these people, there've been trained their whole life that everyone cares about them and they are very important. You have to tell them that you don't care about their feelings, and that you don't care if that makes you an asshole because they already treated you like an asshole. Once you accept their bluff, their insults and threats become powerless. It's a game of emotional chicken. NEVER back down and NEVER apologize and enough time will pass that they change their mind in an effort to win your favor back, completely turning the tables.
Jace Green
This.
Brandon Davis
But this is a cult classic made by your guys.
Brandon Richardson
This. I don't normally like SNL movies but holy shit.
Your sister is probably Fucking niggers and doing drugs.
Bentley Reyes
Never can go wrong with a good Mel Brooks movie, I suggest Blazing Saddles.
Kayden Foster
>Everything is rape. Get your sister to read Andrea Dworkin and she'll either be lost to the nut crowd forever, or see how ridiculous 3rd Wave feminism is.
William Reed
Have her watch Forrest Gump, Big, and other movies where women rape males. She should learn about the pussypass.
That's exactly what I expect a kike to say. You people are a virus that act like a phage that destroys every society you are in and are the reason why the Middle-East is a war zone.
The kike infestation of Hollywood is one of the many prongs you have dug into humanity.
>watching a movie about Jews conquering white woman
you probably watch cuck porn to dont you faggot
Henry Davis
>Forrest Gump most misunderstood movie ever. Quentin Tarantino confirmed with Zemekis that it is a satire of American culture. 90% of the audience missed that.
Oliver Green
Was my favorite movie as a kid but it does not age well at all. It is kinda rapey and reeks of male entitlement. Nothing im going to freak about, but it was a different time, for sure.
Nathaniel Price
She thought Kevin Hart’s Night School was the best comedy made in a decade.
Eli Barnes
Hold the fuck on, how is it anti-white?
None of the actors, writers, production etc... are jews.
That is a 100% American movie.
Nathaniel Thomas
Back To The Future trilogy
Andrew King
Try watching National Lampoons European Vacation without you or your dad crying.
Xavier Young
It's a subversive KIKE film
Grayson Sullivan
Jenny raped Gump.
Bentley Baker
I'm waiting for the film version of Orlando Figes's "A People's Tragedy".
Anthony Baker
>male entitlement.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Why are allowing yourself to be manipulated by made up shit?
Juan James
Now that is some jew bullshit.
Henry Barnes
Other than feeling like the jocks were just too demonized, I’d say that movie ages perfectly. Sometimes movies are pretty much timeless.
Benjamin Martinez
u are a shitty american comedy
Anthony Lopez
Christmas Vacation is (was for some of us) a family tradition.
Seen it. Love it. The 80s were probably the best decade for comedies. The last funny legitimately funny movie was probably half baked and that’s only a few chuckles. The stuff now is absolute trash and not even funny in the slightest because it’s always:
> snark > safe humor > muh vagina > white men are dumb with small penises
Luke Lee
>“I’m sorry you’re right” Hey wait a minute that’s stuff I say but I don’t say anything disingenuous and I’m saying that not to calm myself, but to calm the other person. Are you sure you got you’re head on straight and aren’t blaming the wrong people?
Ryder Nguyen
What a Fucking faggot.
Easton Baker
Show that cunt Blazing Saddles and watch her go into a coma
