What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on?

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You being a faggot shill

psy op

It's coming and they're not so subtly warning us
The star will gorge itself on clay

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1,000 feet? Something that small could really obliterate an entire city?

The new "climate change" is "asteroid defense." We need a global tax and government somehow goy.

It’s says THE star, not A star.

Probably you have to take into account the tremendous speed and acceleration of it.

This is an interesting theory, it is weird how they are talking about something like this

>Jew York
Nice

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It would actually pretty much take out the planet due to the force at which it would hit, which leads me to now question why this simulation is so inaccurate and who's actually pushing this disinformation?

They simulated it to be travelling at 43000 mph according to the article

>imagine posting a fucking leaf post by a retarded canadian who made it up to wow other autists and then continually fucking post it again and again as if it means anything and isn't just lame ass autism

Compliation thread of this should happen. Be nice to see everything in one area to put hive mind on.

It wouldn't take out the planet. It would wipe out at least 50% of all life, including the vast majority of humanity.

The thing that wiped out Tunguska like a muthafucking nuke was around 350ft across. And that wasn't the only thing in the sky that fell to earth across the planet that day. A lot of the time these asteroids hit the ocean.

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>nine Mile radius
>Radius is less than a mile

HURRRRRRR

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Ya but who was meme magic

>central park is 1.3 square miles
>an asteroid causing a 9 mile radius death zone only covers about half the park
Most retarded image ever made.

Imagine being so assmad at a leaf prophet

It would flip the poles. Half the planet would be a scorching inferno and the other half would be a frozen tundra.

no he was a literal retard and also posted retarded his /x/ tier dreams about alien sky walkers. the posts are literally still archived but retards can't into searching to find out how fucking dumb you all are

www.space.com/amp/eta-aquarid-meteor-shower-peak-2019.html

Feels like this thing may be behind the meteor shower last night? I don't know if something coming through our system may have pushed debris towards us. Like a car ramming through a building send debris out in front of it.

>imagine being a loser virgin whose only sniff of puss was when you slid out of mommys fuck hole

Yeah this asteroid is obviously a distraction to misinform people while Barr starts the criminal proceedings against the Obama gov

You do realize the earth has been hit by much bigger asteroids, right?

Imagine shilling fake asteroid shit this hard you blow your cover wide open

That was actually a classified spy plane from Area 51 getting destroyed by a Soviet anti-air nuke.

Happening right now as we speak in fact.

They're prepping the populous. It's not going to be a meteorite though. It's gonna be a nuke.

This. At 1000feet in diameter it has an absolutely massive mass and when it hits the planet it is going to release its massive kinetic energy into the atmosphere and then into the ground.

Just imagine all the vaporized Jews

S...sauce?

>oh no! We failed! This is a most unexpected result. This will happen for real unless we get more money!
Fucking blackmail.

Yeah and it wiped out the dino's. Anyway it doesn't matter because this asteroid is just a bullshit distraction designed to get normies to not pay attention to the real news cycle. You know we've had fake asteroids in the news before too right ?

Space is fake though.

This.

New hope beckons.

It wouldn't impact humanity if it landed in the usa user
Those mutts are not human

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Where is it going to hit?

Hope it reks me

The Tunguska event occurred in 1908, before the Soviet Union, Area 51, and nuclear fission existed.

Wont that be insanely obvious from the nuclear radiation it'd give off? Some asteroids have nuclear material yes, but they'd have to be spinning one hell of a lie to dismiss nukes if they were actually used. Missiles are more easily tracked, visually observed, and will have a more organized explosion than an asteroid. Plus the lack of space rock showering everywhere will be such a big give away even Lefty/pol/ could see through it.

It’s called foreshadowing. We are living in a simulation.

They should hit it from behind and speed it up

WE ASTROID CONTROL, NOW!! BAN ALL CELESTIAL BODIES

I thought that was George Zimmerman and the girl from the Stoneman Douglas shooting for a second.

Also the psychological damage they inflicted on the population of NYC thinking they might die if they don't vote big daddy govt. Also it's more scary of it hit in the ocean off the coast. DM fails on so many levels daily

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>Wipes out New York
>Terrifying

More like a blessing.

>1/4 ounce 1/2" bullet is enough to wipe out a human
>why can't a 1/4 mi asteroid wipe out a 4 mile city?

That's what (((they))) would have you believe..kek

>losing a video game is news

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BOOMERS BELIEVE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>implying that's the only thing that's going to happen
The nuking of New York will commence alongside other habbeniggins.

Just another great big juicy nothingburfer to make people afraid.

As long as Romania isn't affected or the Daco-Roman portal from the Carpathians I don't give a shit

Goblina just needs to do the hate porn and cash out before her genes kick in at 25 and she turns into Mrs. Jeb!

Good theory

How is that terrifying? I wouldn't let a tear for that degenerate ridden place. Take Amsterdam second please.

sauce?

>it becomes another schizophrenia thread

This. The Exercise is just an attempt to drum up fear by NASA to boost funding in an environment where they are on the verge of losing a shitload of funding once Space Force becomes a reality (NASA without all the civilian red tape will be far more effective).

The constant threads here about asteroid shit is a mix of slide posters trying to desperately keep Ukraine/FISA/Spygate off the front page, and a bunch of r/conspiracy transplants feeding into it. Post something about "muh planet X" and the same group of retards will be all over it with "THE GUBBERMINT IS DOING IT!!!"

If this thing actually hit new York city I would die happy

Alrighty mister question mark user. You have my full attention. Can you describe said habbenings and gib sauce?

Space rocks almost never impact Earth. There are basically no "impact craters" on the planet caused by space rocks.

>There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment.

>At this time, a friend shall lose his friends hammer and the young shall know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

When the m & a of F=ma is enough, you're going to end up with a pile of glowing snot over a very wide area.

She’s practically white compared to the others.

Time to stop posting

it's because American "planetary defense" scientists refuse to use nukes in their strategies, it's always something completely retarded like slowing it down with solar sails or launching pingpong ball at it when its a billion light years away to divert its eventual course. That's not the russian plan of action by the way, they decided back when they were USSR if a planet killing asteroid shows up just launch all the nukes at it and knock it off course.

>acceleration

>You have my full attention
Direct it somewhere else. My "information/knowledge" is merely from prophecies and visions. Nuking of New York City goes hand in hand with the invasion of America by the Chinese who will fail in the end. Pretty much just one of the many things occurring in WW3. But if you indeed are interested the LARPs then I recommend reading up on the prophecies/visions of Alois Irlmaier and Siener van Rensburg.

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>ah and it wiped out the dino's
Not all of them, user.

TY fren, will do.

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>what is erosion

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>imagine using greentext without knowing how to use greentext
many such cases

Kinetic energy scales like mass times velocity squared. A meteor 50 meters across and made of mostly silica is going to have a mass of about 3.5 million metric tons and is going to impact at an average of about 17 km/s. That's going to have an impact energy equivalent to 120 million tons of TNT. Pic related is the Diablo Canyon crater (Meteor Crater) in Arizona. It's over a mile across. This is what the equivalent of just 20 million tons of TNT looks like.

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I hope somebody gets it on video.

He never said a star you stupid fucking retarded fuck.

All this is distraction from something real, and worse.

1000 ft. Is pretty small f@m.

It’d basically destroy the whole planet once it sets everything on fire and blocks out the sun.

Why should anyone care about New York getting fucked by an asteroid?

wouldn't Earth's gravity affect it's velocity?

they are going to nuke some cities and blame it on some as(s)teroid

That’s a fucking retarded analogy

15 megatons isn't enough for a nuclear winter.

What is this Lord of the Rings shit?
If he had any predictions, make them. Don't say vague shit that could apply to almost anything.
>A bear will leave its cave forever.
could literally be
Russia, a bear dieoff at yellowstone, a famous bear dying, cancelling the smokey the bear campaign... ANYTHING.

100% this. Climate change is failing so on to the next thing

Can we deflect it to california instead? Or mecca?

There's a small colony of us left living on Park Avenue. The upper east side still divides its buildings in between "Christian buildings" and "Jewish buildings" by the coop board system of the 1930s. We're all hanging on by the seat of our pants though; its also why apartment prices keep falling uptown as all the Jews and rich foreigners move downtown.

Anyway, it'd be sad to see 400 years of Protestant Knickerbocker culture eradicated by an asteroid but we're pretty much dead anyway just like all the other WASPs in Philadelphia and Boston.

>new york gone
>save earth
lmao

HAIL UPSTATE
rest in peperoni longies

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>Rosin

>based asteroid

Do California next

>asteroid wipes out new york
>this is a failure
Seems like a win to me to be honest.

>Anyway, it'd be sad to see 400 years of Protestant Knickerbocker culture eradicated by an asteroid but we're pretty much dead anyway just like all the other WASPs in Philadelphia and Boston
Sad
There are enclaves out west. Younger villages spawned from the east cost WASPS
Most where im from are rich farmers

We have enough nukes to wipe out all life on earth a 100 times. Just launch the entirety of earth's nuclear arsenal at it. If it isnt destroyed it will at least change its course.

1000ft wide is pretty small for an asteroid. Some of the Russian asteroids that they get are larger than that when they enter the atmosphere, and they're smaller than golf balls by the time they hit the ground.
The asteroid that supposedly killed the dinosaurs was roughly 6 miles across. The Greenland asteroid was about 2 miles across. A 1000ft asteroid would actually be a good thing as long as it hit the right illegitimate country/illegally claimed land in the middle east.
Rolling

Garbage balls!