Mystery bananas

Go put a mysterious rainbow banana up your ass

Is that candy?

it's candy, for your ass!

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I've thought about it and there is just no fucking way that wasn't intentional.

>ok, we need a way to disguise these long shapes as something children would buy
>bananas
>make them weird and colorful so their "texture" fits with the aesthetic.
>and fuck it just make the last one an actual penis because no one's gonna care or notice.

How gay do you have to be to look at that and think about penises?
You're not projecting some hidden feelings, are you?

>fruity braps

Because it looks like a bunch of dragon dildos.

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no dont think so
which even makes even more sense, because if it was candy, the kids would eat it
But in that way, kids will probably play around with it for some time, and then try to insert it into their vagina
Sometimes it will probably be little girls first sexual expierence, so they will instantly connect that finger mystery banana with that feeling
Would not be shocked if the jews intended it to be this way, so little girls see this "finger" in their vagina and try to get a real finger from someone other inside of them

youtu.be/3eICovmVyAU

I bring you... CORN!

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Honk honk

>Bananas are phallic
>you only just discovered this

>All those sticky spots
Gives me chills.

I just googled what those are
pretty gay of you to know that my dude

Is this what peak degeneracy looks like?

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They want all these kids to become sexual deviants and faggots

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Je bent buidelijk nieuw hier.
Hou je meningen voor je of kanker op terug naar Leddit.

What the fuck would young kids do with a bunch of colorful, oddly shaped toy bananas? This is literally sextoys for kids, I bet a lot of young girls and fags would be hitting up the toy aisle for this.

flag checks out

at least it's not marketed toward boys

This is them - mastermindtoys.com/22657-ORBTM-OdditeezTM-FuzionFoodz.aspx

ik zit hier sinds 2013 kankermaagd

my nigga YOU are the one projecting your closeted homosexuality on a literal TOY
you have to be full homo to think those resemble penises in any way

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they are too squishy to function as a dildo
youtube.com/watch?v=wIv_ei2DAY8
/thread

>mastermindtoys
They don't even bother hiding it.

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Volgens mij moet je 18+ zijn om hier te mogen posten

Also, cucumbers are sold as food, while they look suggestively like a fat alien dick dildo. Don't even get me started with lolypops: the sticky sweet assprobes I saw the other day, marketed to children!

pedophiles are fucking immature assholes in my book

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Who here Corn cobbed anus master race?

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Are they rigid enough to actually be used as dildos?

>not Jew-Knighted Estates of America

I insist you refer to the corporation by it's rightful moniker.

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this guy strikes me as just trying to be a supportive dad. in most of the other child trannie photos the parents leave them alone to interact with predators

>Communism is a socio-economic-political system of organizing society based upon the production and distribution of Mystery Bananas

Not quite. Close, but not quite.

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It's meant to be subliminal imaging not actually used that way.
Even thought some people will still probably try

you're right. I should apologize before i'm sued by these fine child dildo salesmen and lose my job and health insurance that other people get for free that I already pay for yet don't get myself.

sometimes I forget where i'm at.

>sometimes I forget where i'm at.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA INCORPORATED (1913), formerly The Virginia Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Crown.

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HONK HONK

And then, for no reason at all, the people...

>he doesn't know about dragon dildos
how new are you?

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You must be 18 or older to post here

>still has the queen on their currency

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Jow Forumss' bathroom: The picture.

And then one day, for no reason at all...

Pays Israel $38 billion a year.

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God save the Queen. Go be a (((republic))) somewhere else.

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>anal beads bigger than her fist

She's going to be shitting in a bag for the rest of her life soon.

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Day of the yogurt rope

Tweetney is my girl

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who knows its a mystery cant you fucking read

>still erroneously believes his corporation broke free from The Crown and impotently attempts to deflect when confronted with the fact that they have not

Cuck.

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just put her in a diaper
>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b550ad6e7275

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Newfag. Please lurk at least 3 years before you start posting.

Somethings are better off unseen.

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>leftist supportive dad - "Come on. You can do it. I believe in you. You can get that last inch in you!"

Is this candy or some rubber shit? I'm real confused. ORB Odditeez FuzionFoodz. But there's no mention of these actually being something edible. It's just videos of grown adults wiggling them around or pictures of them.

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I dunno, after last time...

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youtube.com/watch?v=daOcT1lwy6I

>orb odditeez fusion foodz

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Has no one left to continue paying Israel because they pay $10CDN for a bottle of honey.