I obtain all calories from butcher waste. Every day at 11am my butcher dumps a plastic bag full of fat waste and detritus into a dumpster behind his building. After he re enters his place of trade, I lift the bag out of the dumpster and place it on my trailer and drive home. I then spend the next two days picking out the low quality and hazardous waste, and waht is left over are tens of thousands of calories if fat and at times, protein. The only downside is my shit. I shit a sticky viscous paste. I try not to shit outside my home and always wash the bowl with a strong sodium hydroxide solution.
I obtain all calories from butcher waste...
Noah Stewart
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Carson Ward
Waste not want not. Maybe try growing some veggies, learning to ferment or whatever as well, if you can't afford the cheapest ones available.
Hudson Diaz
heart attack at 25
Mason Williams
Yikes
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Wtf is this post? You could just work for an hour and buy meat instead of spending hours fucking with trash trimmings. Opportunity cost you fucking niggers,
Ethan Cruz
Why though?
Leo Rivera
include me in the screencap for Jow Forums4chan please
Jayden Lee
He could also convert it to bunker oil and roll pork coal through the muzzie neighborhoods.
Joshua Parker
>oh and by the way, I'm dealing with several dozen antibiotic resistant strains of E. Coli, salmonella, and listeria
Angel Kelly
>Austrailia
Brandon Robinson
holyshit what did i just read
William Thomas
based
Lincoln Jones
Fuck off to /b/
Faggot
Sage
Chase Morgan
NOT POLITICS YOU NEW PIECE OF TOXIC WASTE SHIT!
Landon Bennett
LOL
this guy is outjewing the jew
Jack Young
TWO SCOOPS
Caleb Wood
You my fave, user
Noah Rogers
>Australia
Benjamin Hughes
>wtf did I just read?
>sees flag
Ah.
Cameron Roberts
You know you can just buy that stuff for almost nothing then you wouldn’t need to dig through rotten meat
Camden Thomas
Based
Xavier Butler
Jokes on you. Its an abortion clinic.
Aaron Sanders
And this has WHAT to do with Jow Forums? go back to /b/ you worthless piece of shit.
Jason Jenkins
Seconding this
Juan Rodriguez
It's a spinoff thread from the Canadian grocery store generals.
Angel Howard
Fucking aussies are getting crazier by the day...
Bentley Ward
Why not compost the meat and use it to fertilize vegetables?
Colton Murphy
Isaac Sanders
You should add spices and sell it, in the Phillipines it's called pag pag
Joseph Cruz
Enjoy your death from every food born illness imaginable you disgusting NEET
Mason Jones
This guy is right. You could improve on what you are doing OP. Could make it healthier for yourself or use the fat better as a cooking supplement.
Jacob Foster
lol zero-waste chef
Chase Martinez
bunch of pussy faggots in this thread
harden up princesses
Charles Scott
That's it? All that buildup for nothing. What a disappointment. Show me your tits bitch or GTFO.
Lucas Smith
says Sven, do we really need to have the talk again?
William Evans
Basepiped and crackpilled.
Luis Cox
Make a soup out of remnants. Cook in a pot for hours on low heat
Aaron Edwards
Unironically based and carnivorepilled
Nathan Sanchez
Prime shitposting
Jace Davis
>1 post by this id
Jacob Cox
NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
Robert Perez
>roll pork coal
lmao
>rolling coark
Cameron Ward
To think I came to Jow Forums to get away from /b/...
Angel Hernandez
WTF you making soap with all that fat?
William Harris
is this some fat tissue? use a pressure pot at low heat open every 45min. to stir . all the lard for free. look at rocket stove for alternative fuel
Michael Reyes
Breddy good, actually
Jason Rodriguez
This is why I love Jow Forums.
Luke Lopez
Holy shit that's some shanagans.
Brody Foster
Get some lemons juice or yogurt and let the meat marinate for a few hours to tenderize it.
Andrew Parker
This, fat is good for you idiots, it's the sugar and wheat that is making you gay
Dylan Fisher
You need to eat veggies and other fibrous foods. That'll fix ur poop.
Easton Hernandez
Bump so the world sees true Aussie degeneracy
Leo Green
>I shit a sticky viscous paste
>1 post by this ID
literal Aussie shitposter
Alexander Perry
Sebastian Garcia
Render the far, and use it to cook.
Culinary 101
Luke Cruz
What in the name of the Lord?
Jaxon Smith
Eat more fiber, seriously, check the dumpster behind the local produce store
Colton Ward
no matter what the south beach jews say you need some kind of carb to fill out your diet
maybe dumpster dive the bakery for free bread or something
also it'll help regulate the viscous goop
Juan Ramirez
What's a good way to render fat? Just cook it in a pot?
Jacob Garcia
/ck/
Hunter Bailey
Simmer it in water, then separate the fat from the solvent
Thomas Bennett
>heart attack at 25
Why do you say that? It's the keto diet.
Landon Flores
Good to know. I carved a big ol ham butt the other day and felt guilty throwing the fat away.
Jack Sanchez
>You could just work for an hour and buy meat instead of spending hours fucking with trash trimmings.
Right. It seems counter productive, doesn't it. 500 grams of ground chicken, etc. is cheap as shit.
Mason Baker
Bring it up from slow heat so it takes maybe 10-30 minutes to start simmering, depending on how fancy you want to get. Put in a dash of vinegar or something else to help denature the protein. Then you can go for an hour or several hours depending on how much you want to get out of it. Sometimes I just go 30min total when I'm in a hurry.
Also depends if you intend to strain the solids out afterward and just keep the gelitin, or whether you want to keep everything in a form that's nice to have in your soup or stew.
Parker Miller
Fantastic. I dumpster dive myself, sometimes I even find eggs in there and only a few days past their use by date. I also buy pig lard in bulk and melt some into my drink f warm water. Then I take a few of the edible plants from the local park.
I can live on less than a dollar a day.
Ian Nguyen
That looks delicious unironically
Nathaniel Cruz
Lard is really cheap tho, you could just buy it instead
Nicholas Thomas
tomscaroliniantrees.blogspot.com
Not the best link, but you can do the same with Hickory nuts, and any other nuts in a pinch user.
Eli Jackson
OP is mememing, but there has been a problem in Europe with kebab shop owners being caught lifting expired meat and meat waste from containers. At least I remember the press used to print those busts ten years ago, I don't know what they're doing nowadays.
Cooper Cook
Or maybe just eat some gummy bears. You weirdo.
Lucas Gomez
>containers
dumpsters of course
Andrew Baker
My sides
Carter Bailey
Fuckin ck Raid threads
Ryan Howard
Fuck off pleb.
William Rodriguez
God bless you, Oz. You'll be the last holdout.