Not riding a motorcycle

You could get a snowmobile

Because in America try let females, Asians and Mexicans drive who will run your ass down.

Because you're much more vulnerable on a Bike than in a Vehicle.

Motorcycle is just a tool to indirectly kill off degenerates.

>5 months of winter
>roads are crumbling pieces of shit
>people are terrible drivers and I would definitely die

No thanks. Not practical or safe. Maybe if I lived in the middle of nowhere in like Utah or something it would be a good idea.

Getting a Yamaha WR250R soon.

You fat lazy fuck

I have a friend who is in the transplant side of the hospital.

He calls them “Donorcycles”

There are two motorcyclists
Those who have crashed and those who are going to crash
Stay safe out there anons

When I crashed the road was nice enough to carve "fail" into my hand.

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Utah is full of horrible drivers

i dont want to be crushed to death by gooks and beaners
all fields

i don't even drive a car. i don't like being close to roads because people are fucking idiots and they don't pay attention. i wouldn't mind getting a helicopter though.

Because most motorcyclists are assholes and most drivers are idiots that will rage and get you maimed or killed for their superiority complex.

50% of motorcycle crashes are due to alcohol. Im sure another good chunk sre due to reckless driving. Dont drink and drive or ride like a fucking retard and you should be fine.

Were you wearing gloves?

But i do user

BUELL xb12s

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Every state is. I'm solely talking about the much better roads and less snow and rain. Maybe Arizona? Who cares, motorcycles are pointless.

Motorcycles are great. Started with Honda CB125F I got for birthday. Now I ride Honda CB900F Hornet and Triumph Tiger Explorer 1200.

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Nope I was wearing shorts too, I was taking my ex to work and after I dropped her off I wend down on a slippery corner about 25mph slid for maybe 20 feet, got up and lifted my 81 GL1100 off the road and walked home.

>motorcycles are pointless
The WR250R gets 70mpg and can go pretty much anywhere on or offroad. How is that pointless?

Do Americans need a special license for motorcycles?

Because winter.

Motorcycles cause infertility in men.

That sucks user, but there is no way i would ridr anything that powerful without some protection.

Yeah. But im not getting it. Just gonna make a plate flipper and run from the cops.

I don't want the constant fear of a painful death or being disabled every time i drive.

Lol because live leak and best gore shows me to
Not fuck with motorcycles

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>old people
>chinks
>deer/coons
I've spent enough time in a hospital, thanks.

I don't drive that far and as said I live in a state with abysmal roads and 5 months of snow. It's just not a good investment here.

Snow tires.

>lane splitting
Faget. You fucks give us all a bad name.

Well, you don't usually buy a motorcycle as an investment, same thing with a nice car.

Take the moped pill.

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Because I like the ability to haul shit, have passengers, not worry about incliment weather and I'm able to ride in luxury and comfort. Why do you try to act superior driving your crotch rocket around when in reality you're likely just a poorfag who can't afford a decent car?

I got hit by an illegal who ran an intersection, might even say motorcycles are why I am on Jow Forums
Kinda woke me up a bit while i lay in bed for 3 months healing my broken hip and femur... and nose and wrist... Still ride, but not commute. Commuting with beaners and niggers will kill you.

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Because you can’t ride a motorcycle with the amount of snow we get here in the winter

Fact of the matter is other drivers are too retarded for me to put my life in their hands by riding a bike.

100% based and redpilled.

I'd rather ride on a bike, that way it would at least be a little bit faster.

>t. never rode a bike cuz it’s too scary

one mistake of someone else and your minced meat, rather have a bufferzone of metal, thanks.

t. Lower mainland NDP voter

Bikes are fine for the city but I live a 30 minute drive from the nearest town that would be like 3 hours to bike there

the only redpilled motorcycle is the communist one you tune up a little
like this Tomos
youtube.com/watch?v=dEKczPfcT3Q
mine look the same.

look how you were dressed. you were asking for it, retard

>NPCmobile
Motorcycles are great, but as you say, there are NPCmobiles everywhere. You will get run over, cut off, or otherwise fucked by some NPC driving while tweeting about the bad Orange Man.

You get a motorbike as an addition to a car, not replacement.

I ride a bicycle

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No chinks here but we have red plate drivers which are arguably worse at least they’re as bad as

nigger I crashed in a corner going about 50 and got less fucked than you, learn to wear gear

Cause my carb needs to be rebuilt and I’m lazy. Also my bike is a fucking 4 speed :’(

I do ride a motorcycle, but I'm seriously considering stopping because I'm increasingly becoming concerned about getting blown the fuck out by some roastie using her phone while she's driving.

>stopped at traffic light minding your own business
>Some cunt slams into you at sixty miles an hour without braking because she was texting on her phone and didn't notice that there was a red light ahead

This scenario is stuck in my mind like a splinter, because no amount of defensive driving and "rider radar" can save you from it.

true, but also old ladies, and teenage girls texting

Because I seriously don't care and I might actually survive a car crash.

I like my motorcycle and I like riding; but between Michigan roads and all the fucking Poos we recently had shipped into my area(West Detroit metro suburbs) who can't drive worth a fuck, it is just too unsafe to ride during regular traffic hours. Early or late AF riding is usually pretty solid.

lmfao I love being this guy

yup, true
I haven't seen other white people in so long I forget I am not alone.
-Houston, Texas

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Isn't Houston like one of the hit and run capitals of the world, as well? Next to LA. I would never ride there unless I had a death wish

I drive a Tesla and free Superchargers are all around here :^)

Already did nigga

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I don't trust other people. A motorcycle is way too vulnerable when you're sharing the road with an illegal alien who is blind drunk.

You must be in cali, I even have a tesla supercharger in my town.

yeah, its like like 75+% beaner and most of them don't have insurance. I mean, why have insurance if you don't even have a licence, right? And that's assuming they are sober... Protip, they aren't.

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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GO GO GO

-hof

kys jew

Join a discord server shilled by a literal kike, SURE!

Based.

aw it forgot to meme flag. i’ll be trolling that discord from a vpn when i get home

Got a Honda valkyrie with a 1.8 liter engine. 700 lbs and 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. It actually can carve well on the street. Smoothest engine Ive ever had the pleasure of riding. The honda vallyrie is god tier.

Because I'm not an attention seeking faggot.
Everyone who sees you riding secretly hopes they get to watch you crash and die.

The vibration deceases sperm count.

People ride because it's fun as hell.
Not because you are insecure in your Jetta.
You are not even thought about.

Hondas are really great motorcycles and terrible cars to balance it off, I suspect they put the same engines in both of those

I ride a 17 ktm 350 sxf right now. Picking up a 19 bmw s1000rr in 2 months.

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Yeah, the new cbr is vicious.

gorgeous bike user

Rain and mosquitoes

Yeah but the difficulty varies by state. Got mine in based Alabama. Up until a few years ago they didn’t even have one at all lol now you just take a retarded 25 question multiple choice test as soon as you get 20 correct you get that motorcycle endorsement. And of course now if I get a license in any other state the motorcycle endorsement is automatic. :D

Thanks!! Yeah imo, best on market. Think it's about 207hp stock.
At 14k, it's priced with a jap bike, but built like a Ducati.

Yeah, we have a written and driving test covering hard stops and slow cone weaving.
I'd recomend people get a dirtbike and practice control off road before jumping to street. It's saved my life at least 3 times. I've done a few endo turns around the ass end of dumbass car drivers while traveling at legal speeds.

Depends on the motorcycle. People that ride sport bikes are always massive faggots.
People that ride Harleys are even bigger faggots.
People that ride cafes and bobbers are hipster pretentious faggots.

The only red pilled motorcycles are dual sports.

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I think you are the faggot actually.

Nothing wrong with that. Just ban motor vehicles in cities.

Aren't chinks piling into Canada en masse?

does riding a bike get you women or is it just a meme?

Young women

Only because I don't have my loicense or a bike yet. That'll be changing in June though

Sup, you have a bike you want yet?

Looking forward to hearing about the accident which smushed one of your legs.

No seriously, I'm training as an orthopedic technician and could earn a few shekels making you a new one.

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