Why is Jow Forums so intimidated by Brits?

Every other post is a seethe from an Amerimutt or a Continental barbarian. Is it because you speak our language? Is it because we created the largest empire in human history? Is it because we’ve beaten you in war?

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intimidated? fuckin kek
you fags are worse than leafs

Well britfriend, your country is pretty fucked. While I agree that Britain was pretty epic in the past, it isn't now. However just remind wehraboos about Dresden, they get very upset at that.

When is Europe going to rise up against these evil creatures?

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At least leafs have guns and some rights. Brits are just pathetic, but they've always been subjects and have only been intimidating when they were allowed free reign outside of their own country.

You shipped off all the people who made the empor good to America and Australia Nigel. GGWP

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Australia was a prison island and you guys were just some British guys who ended up getting upset over a 2% tax or something. I wish people got upset over 2% tax again :(

I think many fear your assault spoons, and the prospect of getting a bj from one of your snaggle toothed "women"

Pic related is OP’s sister/wife

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To be fair I'm honestly scared that Sargon's fuck ups will one day make me die of laughter

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I almost feel sorry for you

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I got wood.
Translated into English: That fetching maiden has given me an erection, I say, eh wot?

Thank you for proving OP's point.

russia nukes notsogreat britain

Oi mate, 'av you got a loicense to post here?

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>Amerimutt
Thats your highness to you peasant

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Where's your empire now?

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Do you Jow Forumstards even have the same intentions when pulling that out of your ass? Or do you literally post it ironically because you know it's overused and beyond funny to the point that even normies have gotten their hands on it.

Empires don't last forever my plumber friend, and as someone mentioned on another thread, I'd rather be a hasbeen that a neverwas.

It's still relevant and just as absurd as it was for the first time

>assuming asspain isn't in the same boat

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It seems like something the most unintelligent people use to excuse themselves and back out when presented with anything that actually disproves their argument or susses them out, burgers love saying it, surprise, surprise.

Oh they're definitely below us in a lot of ways.

Implying that we never were an empire. Go on and try harder.

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Oi m8 u got a loicense fer dat pashive agreshun?

I like you guys, most americans who seethe at you are "irish" americans or straight up shitskins.

I didn't back back out of an argument I was just simply mocking you because of your fucked up laws

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