Happy Ramazan Jow Forums

I hope peace and blessings are upon you. Today I’ll share with you all our national drink for this holy month. I dare you to try it and you’ll find its the most chad drink of all time.

1. Get ice cold milk
2. Add 7up
3. Add sugar

Stir and serve with ice cubes. If its not heavenly ill return your money. Happy Ramazan!

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you sure you drink this?

>add acid to milk
ew

Try it and post results. I'm afraid it might blow up.

Im drinking some right now. So refreshing!

It doesn’t change the milk, makes it more carbonated and refreshing
Checked and no

I used to drink coke mixed with milk when I was young, I remember it was delicious, haven't had it in more than 20 years

How am I supposed to get all that in my ass?

I would assume this would instantly curdle, but upon further inspection it appears to check out.

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Wait, is it actually legit? Sounds absolutely disguisting, but I'm definitely going to try it as soon as I get my hands on some soda.

asking the real questions

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dont do this it makes mustard gas

>7up
>add sugar

I like the way you think mahmoud

Based
Based
Based

It's about halfway american thinking. The difference is he's using 7up + sugar instead of mountain dew + sugar.

Only works great with 7up or coke, rest is not based

try my national drink goatfucker

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alright, will keep that in mind

Nigga over here creating bootleg Calpis

What kind of milk? Goat?

Tanqueray and horse urine sucked straight from the horse penis.

The horse brought you the bottle after dicking you didn’t he?

like the men of old

Disgusting no, regular beef milk

Adding the sugar is overkill. You don't need to add sugar when you're utilizing a soda that has 40 grams of it already.

Milk and apple juice is better combination than with carbonated drink.

We do this with eggnog

I knew Jow Forums was mostly fat NEETs, but this just proves it. Who the fuck drinks soda AND fucking milk? It's bad enough drinking empty calories, but doubling up on it is something only a fat fuck would do. That's like 300-500 calories of pure sugar and fat depending on how much milk you use.

Ramadan bombathon May aloha snackbar be with you and your child sex slaves.

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Bless you muzz-bro.
How hard am I going to shit myself after this magic brew?

Kys

>try my national drink
>imported
bwahahahaha
>Oh wait, you meant horse cum.

Do you even read? Its a drink for the holy month because you’re fasting all day and need instant calories and nourishment. Its also a great recreational drink. Don’t h8

You won’t, if anything your digestion will get better

add coke into milk, 7up has a lemon taste. Coke + milk taste way better. I tried it.

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Rootbeer floats are great but citrus flavor plus milk sounds nasty

NZers are anglo gypsy

I laughed way too much at this...

Trying to suicide bombmy asshole Mahmoud? Unfortunately i do not have any 7up but i have two cans of monster an ultra zero and a monster assault, does it work with that too?

This kind of shit is why people gain weight during Ramadan

Only an amerilard has to worry about every extra bit of callories to keep his beautiful 300lb figure

>ultra zero
>plus milk
Boomer tier drink

Fukkin plebs.

That sounds even worse than Arak in water.

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Theres no citrus taste it blends perfectly

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Just drink Roohafza laude. Even I drink it and I'm Hindu. Too bad I can't find it in stores because your country got sanctioned by us. Only part I regret about Indo-Pak conflict.

>About 52 percent of Saudi Arabia's men and 66 percent of women are either obese or overweight, according to Saudi press reports. Among adolescents the rate is 18 percent and in preschoolers over 15 percent.
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Kek’d

Honorary sandnigger.

Try Coca-Cola and mämmi

Not adding sugar though, need to keep in shape.

oh man we do it during Ramadan too. drinking it right now

wrong

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Bhaijaan, store a couple sips of 7up in your mouth and puff your cheeks. Best experience 11/10.

Koreans have a drink like this called milkis, tried it once, bretty gud

My katua friend just recommended this to me only yesterday. It's good but I won't admit it because it's muslim.

If I come up to you and say in your face, that Muhammad is a pedophile and your faith is such a shit, can you kill me?

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it tastes fokin good, i remember

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So did we, but that's because we were toi broke for ice cream and that was an acceptable substitute for a float.

low fat, or ???

The Mexis have a drink like this.
It's Horchata, but it's not carbonated just milk, rice, sugar, and cinnnnnammmonnn

Went evening shopping to get some milk. Saw moslems buying bags filled with junk food, cola and snacks as usual during ramadan dehydration festival. Your "prophet" sure was a fucking retard for prescribing "fasting" that ends metabolically at worst possible time. No wonder you all moslems are in utter shit shape. You heretic morons are basically living like an average fat /tv/ NEET for a month every year, living at night contemplating poorly written fantasy pretending it has any meaning just to fit in and eating garbage.

How is rice and milk the same as 7up and milk?

Horchata is exactly the same! It just doesn’t have 7up or milk and it taste different!

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It's legit. Thought he was trolling.
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When I was little my mom used to make me a "purple cow" which was milk and grape juice. Disgusting to think about now, but I remember liking it back then.

I used to do this in the 80s. It’s pretty good but don’t add extra sugar. It doesn’t need it.

>Mexican logic
They’re the same except not at all.

… I'll bite. Brb, going to the stop'n'rob for some soda.

>NZers are anglo gypsy
We just call you pikes. Anglog gypsy is too long.

Dude, we're starving over here... what digestion?

milk and Dr Pepper is way better

I'll try that tomorrow. It better taste good, Pervez.

They have diabetes so it makes them feel good to feed the diabetes.

>looks at replies
rekt

Digits

Just give me the milk

Please post results

It's called Soda Gembira in here it mean Happy Soda in english.
Yup, it pretty tasty

ITT: We are taught how to make TATP

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If you want to mix a fizzy soda with a dairy product then just have a rootbeer float (they're delicious)

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you can learn that shit anywhere, its like anarchy cookbook grade shit.
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Just tried it, actually pretty good desu. Dunno if it'll be a regular thing for me but I'll keep it in mind.
Thanks paki user

kill yourself gypsy.

Happy Ramazan
alhamdulillah

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can't tell wherever OP is suggesting the recipe for a soft drink or to create a bomb

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We can use this for the day of the srbosjek

Free ride for 1 Paki.

surrogate milkis does not require MORE sugar than is found in 7up
it also doesn't require milk and 7up

Dr. Pepper and Mint chocolate chip. Thank me later.

Horchata is not at all similar there is not at one point anything similar to adding SODA to milk when you make horchata.

more like anglo jews

What is a root beer float you stupid faggot?

1: One part goats milk
2: Two parts gasoline
3: Literally tiny tiny shards of glass

Stir and serve with ice cubes. If its not heavenly ill return your money.

Drink for Scandinavian women:
1: Cum
2: More Cum
3: Even More Cum

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Happy Bombadan niggers

>literally
as opposed to figuratively tiny tiny shards of glass?

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based

Shut your face leaf

We used to do this. We called it sodamilk and whenever my friends hear about it they act like it’s disgusting. It’s just a coke float what’s the big deal

Alternating sips back and forth with Coke and milk in separate glasses makes both taste so much better/stronger. Another good Coke tip is with pizza crust. Take a bite of crust but don’t chew yet then get Coke in your mouth and then chew. The way the flavors combine and how the crust breaks down tastes awesome.

Happy Ramadan my brother, I've never tried it but I'll do tomorrow