PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THERE'S NO ESCAPE IN THE GUNSHINE STATE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>FLotUS Melania @Be Best Anniv Celebration 5/7/19
youtu.be/n0AWnbtgNxo
>VP Pence @Conf on the Americas 5/7/19
(LIVE - waiting for Pence 2 speak)
>SoS Pompeo @Arctic Council Ministerial Meeting 5/7/19
youtu.be/l3bbA8vKU00
>DepSoS Sullivan signs SDFA w/Kenyan FASec Juma 5/7/19
dvidshub.net/video/678021/
>EnSec Perry on CNBC 5/7/19
youtu.be/NiRbykvfXRs
>KAC outside WH 5/7/19
c-span.org/video/?460498-1/
>KAC on F&F 5/7/19
youtu.be/cNgoUlgZhgA
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 5/7/19
youtu.be/IqOdHX_aXoI
>FBIDir Wray @Senate on 2020 Budget 5/7/19
c-span.org/video/?460435-1/
>IntSec Bernhardt @House on 2020 Budget 5/7/19
c-span.org/video/?460483-1/
>FCCChair Pajit/FTCChair Simons @Senate on 2020 Budget 5/7/19
c-span.org/video/?460488-1/
>WHVideo: Be Best Year 1 5/7/19
youtu.be/P_aOIm992qc
>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Tiger Woods 5/6/19
c-span.org/video/?460445-1/
youtu.be/D1kNFoQHqbw
>Pres Trump presents CiC Trophy to Army Black Knights 5/6/19
c-span.org/video/?460466-1/
youtu.be/_rpF4lccTIA
>VP Pence @Satellite 2019 Conf (audio) 5/6/19
youtu.be/WzhK1YhcwmI
>SoS Pompeo/USAmb2Finland Pence @Arctic Council on Pol 5/6/19
c-span.org/video/?460478-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Russian FM Lavrov 5/6/19
youtu.be/EVojtUeGxWY
>Bannon on Dobbs 5/6/19
youtu.be/0V7w0R12eos
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 5/6/19
youtu.be/QEO7CesCLBs
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 5/6/19
youtu.be/fEXB7mS4GMU

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MAGA

i voted for jeb

first to AWOO!

who else /far right ethno nationalist/ here?

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MIGA

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Jeb ITT r n

he’s not wrong

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I don't even know what episode we're on

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barbara pls

>almost wednesday
>iran not completely destroyed

every minute we wait is another minute america and israel are at risk

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>shut yo dust-hole bitch, time to listen to my sound machine

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These threads are going so fast no one will notice I have my dick in my hands.

based

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i can't imagine having to deal with Kushner and his kike princess.

>daddy please give more money to israel!

>adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/the-legend-of-kid-squid
almost over though

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is it yours

Maybe Iran's problem is just that they need more migrants. Why not just force them to take in a few hundred million?

Jeb! is a big guy

I don’t see how this is supposed to be anti Trump. My gf thinks potato Trump is cute af.

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>my dick
>is it yours

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>seething shills get BTFO in their own threads
>come crawling back here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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4 u

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>we're back to trumps taxes 30 years ago

so should i expect an omarosa bombshell tomorrow?

He would have only gotten her vote if he was the favorite of the children.

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I don't car what anyone says. Beanie weenie is better than a damn Michelin star restaurant. Tired of reading liberal rags about food

MAGA

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How does the IDF justify being able to invade random African countries to "combat terrorism?"
Isn't this vastly illegal under international law?

I misread it why must you always booli

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>I miraculously didn't miss a single squib
>actually watched ahead 2 episodes because I assumed everyone would be way ahead of me
>watching "Granite Caverns" now because I was trying to catch up, but it wasn't even necessary.

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Next’n at 11:35?

35?

It's like rare Hilldawgs or Yang Gang stuff, just not their best work

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But did you show your support by getting a sweet deal on guac bowls during Jeb's 2017 campaign merch clearance sale?

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AWOO AND GOD BLESS YOU

AWOO FREN!

Barron kept interrupting national security meetings try to update them about the cyber meme war.

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A formerly VERY liberal acquaintance of mine said something along these lines and said she actually liked some of what he had to say when she imagined him saying it looking like potato trump

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dez digits provez trump shows hiz hate for jewz...

You mean everyday we wait is Israel closer to destruction!
I know Trump is trying to rush to the defense of these money niggers, but god damn I hope shit gets in the way.

...

Love to put this fuck in a dumpster.

What happened to Venezuela? At least finish up with one country before moving on to another.

lol just check the 11PM breads to see if squids were observed.

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Reminder than Ivanka has the best assets this country has had in a long time

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It's almost like they just use antifa as an excuse to get swastika tats. I'm sure they'll have a fun time in prison explaining to the blacks that they're not nazis.

savage

It is an odd tactic. Its like when those London protesters made the cute baby Trump balloon.

Trump has yet to Make America Great Again.

Won't vote for him unless we begin cleansing America of spics. And, failing that, I honestly hope the Union breaks apart and causes the globalist world order to crumble along with it. My ancestors didn't fight to create America so it could be anything but a white European nation.

fuck the towel head mullahs. and fuck allah and muhammed the pedophile

So what's the House gonna do when nobody cares about contempt?

>She’s hotter than the handle on the gates to hell
Hoping to use that IRL and in about 20 minutes

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The filterfag was a tiny bit overly aggressive in the last thread, but still an asset. Kinda a goofy one, but still.

NOTE: CALM DOWN A BIT!

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be nice to the non-favorites they did nothing wrong

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nipples protruding!

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Wtf is going on with jebs wife? Yes she is short but look at her arms and legs compared to her stomach? How the fuck are you fat in only one place and extremely thin in others. She’s not human like some sort of pod person is controlling her from her stomach while the rest of her body lacks nutrients and muscle growth.

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Witnessed

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Gay tryhard

Nothing better than a nice big pair of bolt ons.

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I was inside a Trump hotel today, and it was aesthetic

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i read that as
>love to fuck this putz in a dumpster

(and that's a good thing)

Damn it. No start time was announced.

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you make a strong argument

That's not true. America is essentially over without harsh and immediate action against the hispanic menace.

It was obscured

Molly Cavalli/ Madison Ivy Brazzers WHEN???

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God, Hilpepes were the best. I can’t wait to see Bidenpepes.
To be fair, if they weren’t brain damaged schizophrenics, they wouldn’t be leftists.
We should meme potato trump into a positive though, just to annoy them even more.

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>nobody wants to talk about fat Jerry's stunt tomorrow
>anons won't share my pot roast

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Did Tiger Woods really unJUST himself through Trump energy?

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k I caught up
>drain blood, so meat not spoil
gotta get me one'a them

damn you almost killed me, I think the cervezas are sustaining her as her bean genes dictate

I was in the Golden Trump hotel at Las Vegas.
But it was after a night of drinking and being up the next day and miles of walking in desert heat and I looked like hell so I just walked into the lobby to see it but everyone else was so nice looking that I didn't stay in their long

Which one were you at?

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And it all belongs to America

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>whip off yo belt, and show it the snappin sound it makes
Early knows romance.

biden poopoopeepees molesting kids in congress to crying wojack parents would kill his campaign

Why indeed?

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Me too

>See, I just stold ya gun.

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The unJUSTing came from winning. Trump has made it permanent.

how do you stop pot roasts from being bland?

>Thank God it's still got the tag on it

>molestin pepes
I actually want him to win the primary now

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The Venezuelan people and military refused to revolt so now the dictator is going to round up the opposition and slaughter them over the next month because the CIA remains the most incompetent agency in the modern era

in there*

Man, the universe is ugly. Like some kind of gay confetti for a faggot parade.

If you like plastic.

*GASPS*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And during the Reagan years! When tards were getting rich. IN THE CASINO INDUSTRY

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faggot
based

Remember, give hobos soap!
Hobos live outdoors, and since it's getting hot out, they need soaps, colognes, shaves, the works! They can get food from the food bank, showers from the YMCA, but what they really need are the things that job interviews need, and the things that make them feel like human beings. A cold drink, an umbrella, and Duke Cannon soap, some of the proceeds go to veterans, further helping hoboes!
Remember, only through direct action can the community be improved, and that charity is godly.

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You always hear this "Mail Order Russian Bride" thing mentioned. It's some kind of myth right? How did something that doesn't even happen get to be so pervasive in pop culture references?

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The USA can't win a war or even run a horse race anymore. Many such cases

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lmao
>on the hood'a the bu gatti

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I don't know about that. Look at what happened to Trump's older brother.

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Horseradish

>THATD NOT YOUR BROTHER ON TOP OF YOU AT ALL IS IT

This, those produce onion milk, not dairy

>Trump was having trouble in NY real estate during mob years
Can't imagine it

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How does this image make you feel?

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>Horseradish
this user gets it

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Mossad shill

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>something that doesn't even happen
This kind of thing happens every day! People just don't talk about it... y'know, this loudly.

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