Brit/pol/ Happy Hump Day Edition

>Rotherham child sex abuse: Forty people investigated
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-48200025

>London Bridge attack inquest: Armed police 'kept shooting knifemen'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48201085

>Keith Flint: Prodigy star took drugs before death
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-48200575

>DUP man says Ian Paisley will be 'turning in his grave' over gay candidate selection
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/local-elections-2019/dup-man-says-ian-paisley-will-be-turning-in-his-grave-over-gay-candidate-selection-38091221.html

>Remain must fight hard in EU elections and not fall into Nigel Farage’s trap
standard.co.uk/comment/comment/remain-must-fight-hard-in-eu-elections-and-not-fall-into-farage-s-trap-a4136921.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=W-kdNbGm9F4
youtu.be/W-kdNbGm9F4
youtube.com/watch?v=hYOUuNf8hAg
youtube.com/watch?v=J22bKpKYFck
vocaroo.com/i/s0nqWZvUxUWE
twitter.com/TheIndGroup
thenational.ae/world/brexit/brexit-firebrand-nigel-farage-sets-out-plan-to-topple-the-british-establishment-1.859026
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48201085
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688
datagraver.com/case/relation-terrorism-attacks-and-ramadan
youtube.com/watch?v=n2nYIyX3o6c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fuck Nigel

Fuck UKIP.

Sargon is way more based and redpilled than Nigel Cuckage

Vote UKIP - Service guarantees citizenship

Kinky

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Don't fuck CUKTIG

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>First American member of the Royal Family
>First mixed-race member of the Royal Family
ohnonono AHAHAHAHAH
Say thank you to Harry

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i'd hate fuck ann soubry, just proper stare menacingly into her eyes as i pump her full of my jorvik seed

Gandhi was based and redpilled.

>>First American member of the Royal Family
retard

>face tactically turned away to hide the broad nog nose
>protruding maxilla
>babby is still orange after the skin bleaching
we

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Stop falling for this shit

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KEK

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Ghandi wasnt as important to the independance movement as the media makes him out to be

i know the paki to the right is kassam but who are the two to the left?

imagine the smell

>Six new English mayors and not a single one is a woman? It's a disgrace
web.archive.org/web/20190508134754/https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/may/08/six-new-english-mayors-not-single-woman-disgrace

He wouldn't eat his lovely dinner so we gave him India.
If I refuse my dinner will I get given England?

>mfw I think about Carl of Swindon

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directly elected mayors should have never happened in the first place.

You end up fame seeking retards like Boris and Khan who waste money on vanity projects

Imagine the smell before the poopfight even began.

>we live in a society

>mayors
Having mayors is a vanity project

>white baby clothes bleached out to fuck
>her hand is so bleached out her nails look like a corpse
>his hand is so bleached out you can't even see his ginger hairs anymore
>baby still looks tanned
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

UK going for full sharia compliance

youtube.com/watch?v=W-kdNbGm9F4

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>her hand is so bleached out her nails look like a corpse
Pregnancy can fuck your nails like that, well not yours, but you get the point.

Watching England take on the pakis in the cricket

>watching pakistan play pakistan

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Not only that, but I've heard a lot of people say that mixed-race kids often appear a lot white at first, and take a couple of weeks/months to darken
This is what Meghan looks like without make-up btw

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*Meghan's skin colour looks like

Scary
>The poison spreading through the uk
youtu.be/W-kdNbGm9F4

QUINTESSIAL

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is moeen ali playing?

The 3m here would rise up and stone her. Especially if she is housed in one of the sharia zones.

EU going for full sharia compliance

youtube.com/watch?v=hYOUuNf8hAg

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>"We're gonna rape you. We're gonna rape the whole fucking country. What are you gonna fucking do about it?"

youtube.com/watch?v=J22bKpKYFck

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I'm a photographer. Trust me, that photo has been ridiculously tampered with. The histogram is all over the place.
Look at the back of her hands. See those spots? They are freckles, but they look like liver spots. See the dark patches surrounding them? That's melonin, not mascara stains. See the wrinkles in her knuckles? That's what normal skin folds end up looking like when you tamper with the contrast because you've ramped up the exposure.
Pregnancy anemia, my arse.
Put that photo in a histogram analyser and it will show you that half the whites have been blown the fuck out and lost all detail completely.
No professional photographer would make such a basic mistake.

jheri curl!

no he aint
vocaroo.com/i/s0nqWZvUxUWE

I don't know why but the hunger strike was very effective against British officers.

There's a story of 6 prisoners who were arrested for sedition against the Empire in India, and they requested a pen, bunch of papers, and a newspaper every morning since they were political prisoners. The British Officer in charge refused, and they said they won't eat then.

The next thing you know he calls up a bunch of Sikh and Muslim hulks to beat them up and torture them until they get to eat. They didn't. The fast continued for 114 days. Finally the officer gave them the grant. The officer wrote in his diary, "We tried our best to break their spirit, but they wouldn't give up."

These are the people that civnats want more of

It's in your interest to vote Brexit Party...

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How do you fast for 114 days without dying?

Pre-surgery you mean

>I don't know why but the hunger strike was very effective against British officers.


To paraphrase Orwell, he was lucky it was the British he was dealing with, under many other nations he would have vanished in the night with his family never to be herd from again.

Be offered Indian food

England's brave moeen Ali must be injured

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benidorm is peak norf
lush

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It's clearly been fucked with, I mean the guys suit is completely different shade to the video. The specular part of the babbys nose is the almost the same as its blanket, which screams at me.
But what was the intention of the tampering, if someone made these changes what is their endgame?

on hajj innit m8

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Is twitter user ITT?
twitter.com/TheIndGroup

It's been fucked with just be virtue of being taken indoors with tightly controlled conditions and lighting, before even getting to photoshop.

Compare to William and Kate who came out straight away because they had nothing to hide.

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i've seen the clown parliament meme posted today so possibly

The lad is doing well.
Got something for him to tweet.

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>Brexit firebrand Nigel Farage sets out plan to topple the British establishment
thenational.ae/world/brexit/brexit-firebrand-nigel-farage-sets-out-plan-to-topple-the-british-establishment-1.859026

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>Armed officers kept shooting the 2017 London Bridge attackers because they thought they were wearing explosive vests, an inquest has heard.

>Det Supt Rebecca Riggs said police withdrew after gunning down the knifemen, but had to fire extra shots when they saw they were "still moving".

>People hiding in a nearby pub were injured by shrapnel and a stray bullet.

>The officers arrived in such a hurry that they left their car's handbrake off and it rolled down the street.

based
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48201085

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Checked and based.

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why do they worship a stone?

Do you think Theresa May will join CUK when she is finished being PM lads?

Will we have more happenings soon?

Well it is Ramadan/Summer.
And attacks usually spike during those.

Its ramadan so we will anyway.

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likely. i'm surprised there wasn't immediate attacks after chch. only a matter of time

AHAHAHA

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based and quarterpilled

>let kids get raped for decades by browns
>slot some browns that might make them look bad
>based

1922 Committee meant to be meeting at 4pm or so, right?
I wonder how they'll react to May just ignoring them. Maybe they'll finally grow a pair.
almost certainly. Stay out of London.

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>Jews vs Muslims

THE FIRE RISES

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Remember when he literally advocated riots?

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Is this Luton?

Boomers currently debating muh free TV licence in the hoc. Many of them saying how they need free TV licence otherwise they'd be lonely. Fucking state of them, boomer genocide when?

>Stay out of London.
They also attacked a kids concert in Manchester.

A massive cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army.
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 eyes, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688

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This is a stupid meme
datagraver.com/case/relation-terrorism-attacks-and-ramadan

Ramadan was the quietest periods in Afghan/Iraq for insurgent activities

>you're the real antisemite

Probably for the best considering the last 40 years of psycho imports.

>Middle East, North Africa and South Asia
Good thing no one is talking about them, you stupid retard.

Gandhi was a pedo and a shit lawyer

>I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 eyes, and America with NATO
How about putting your trust in an independent British force?

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banks and wigmore

They sowed the wind and they shall reap the whirlwind.

kek

>British Politics is only a serious place when an eceleb that a different eceleb doesn't like is running
Absolute state of brit/pol/

how about julian and his cat?

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Post your fake polls again Chukka.

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>Stay out of London.
Done.

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Why are you so mad that facts disagree with your pol based education?

UKIP STAND FOR
>Nationalism and patriotism
>Traditionalism for those who wish
>End of Mass Migration
>English votes only on English laws
>Freedom of speech
>Anti-lgbt lobby
>A real brexit
>A party for ordinary people
>Ban on Burkas, Sharia courts, Islamic schools
>Reduce Foreign Aid
>NO MORE CUTS TO THE ARMY

Brexit party i.e Tories lite or Farage's ego vehicle stand for
>Fake Brexit
>Globalist Britain
>More non-eu immigrants
>more hate speech laws
>believes in more than two genders
>globalism
>more islam
>more marxism
>IRA sympathiser like Claire Fox
>more cuts to the army

You know what to vote for lads and it's UKIP.

A vote for UKIP is a vote to save Britain and put back the "Great" into "Britain".

VOTE UKIP - SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP

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Why does Apu have a plate of poo?

>uno beero
always fucking gets me

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Why's that?

So instead of being the EU's bitch in their army to die for Israel we're going to be Amrica's bitch to die for Israel?

>It's been fucked with just be virtue of being taken indoors with tightly controlled conditions and lighting, before even getting to photoshop.
What the fuck are you on about? Do you think every photo ever that wasn't shot under sunny 16 conditions is somehow "tampered with"?
EVERY photo taken with an SLR is "tampered with", you mung. The whole point of any decent camera is to allow the photographer to "tamper with" the shot.
Indoor conditions don't mean it's going to come out all wrong and blown out.
As I said earlier...No professional photographer is going to want their name associated with pic related.
It's a PR con job. And a bad one at that.

>boulton being more based than mummy julia
HONK HONK

Why are you desperately trying to defend Muslims, Muhammad?

Lee Rigby, Manchester Arena and London bridge attacks all happened in Ramadan.

as in, makes me laugh. picture was random

how can i protect myself and family from upcoming habbenings in london boys

hey chukka, got any new fanfic?
you CUKTIGS are getting pretty good at making up fanciful tales
youtube.com/watch?v=n2nYIyX3o6c

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Yep. Our civility is our greatest weakness