I got asked if I’m Jewish by a Jew today. He said I look Jewish

You're being assimilated. Use your powers for good.

Like that Powoy synagogue shooter - he was probably Jewish and didn't know it (Had a mom with a Jewish surname, and her mom had a Jewish surname, so very likely).

This, ouch!

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this has unironically happened to me multiple times throughout my life
i don't even know why, i guess i have somewhat curly brown hair/brown eyes but i have pale skin so i don't know why they'd think i'm jewish

Ask him about his Synagogue

The Chab jews ask everyone in NYC around christmastime and give out free menoarhs to those who say his. some years I try to get 7 of them, one each day, just so they pay for them and i have spare candles now.

This is so fucking retarded I actually lol'd.

how else can a nonjew look hjewish
its almost like
get this
its all made up

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>shitty frog post

You probably are
>all fields

"So there I was, running in my sweatshirt in the dark during a cloudy morning, and some black guy called out "AYE YO TYRONE, HOW YOU DOIN'?" and when I turned and looked at him, revealing my pastey white face, he was like "AW, MY BAD DOG I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY BRO." So basically, I looked like a black guy!"
"Checkmate, Drumpfkins!"

this idiot right here is a literal tranny

>He said I look Jewish.
you should have called him a racist antisemite

You should have said yes, get closer to him and whispered, Hail hidra!

ok you are a retard so im gonna spell it out for you its almost like being white or black or jewish is literally just like fuciing irrelevant cause like genetic variation

Yes you are

I had a native American ask me what tribe I'm from even though I'm not an injun at all. He was actually one of the friendlier drunk natives I've met.

>He said I look Jewish.
So you're probably Greek or Italian.

said the mut

>DNA is meaningless
I kek'd

You are american, so it is basically full blooded jew desu

Kys, this is the only solution op.

Happens to me they always trying hitchhike until they see me fully than they put the hand down

I'm soo sorry OP!! Wait, unless you ARE a kike! Send DNA or KYS

Your net income goes up 50% when you convert to Judaism

whiter than you shitskin

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Doing the lord's work user.

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dna is the same as race

Use your misfortune to subvert them.

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fpbp
take advantage of your unfortunate looks

>races have the same DNA
You know DNA codes for more than just melanin right?

lmao

you should immediately kys

genetic variation

Yeah what about it? Ofcourse outliers exist just because you can find one white guy that's 5'2" and a Mexican that's over 6' doesn't disprove that whites are taller than Mexicans. Even among Mexicans you'll find average height differences(among other traits) depending on how much European DNA they have.

*Of course