Brit/pol/: How? *Edition

"UKIP were starting to lean too much to the right. The real fear - of uniting real, right wing nationalist anger to the failure of the Establishment to achieve Brexit - was becoming more and more likely. An actual threat was presenting itself.

So Farage was encouraged to come back and start his own party. It would support Brexit, but from a classical liberal i.e. Whig perspective, and would say nothing about migration or link the issue of Brexit to nationalism. Now Brexit is presented as an issue about "democracy", rather than what it actually was - 17.4 million people getting really pissed off about mass migration, globalism, and shit politicians.

With fawning media coverage, Brexit Party now basically has the veto on what Brexit means. And what Brexit now means is "I love Pakis! The Commonwealth! Brexit means we can have more Pakis! Cricket!" and such bullshit. The threat is eliminated, and the Establishment breathes easy."

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''There will never be another nationalist or nativist government in Britain, there will never even be a truly right wing government in britain again. Farage killed the last chance of that because he was prepared to do anything to win his personal war against the EU, even sacrifice the future of his own people.

RIP the British people, you have less than 50 years left before you finally sink beneath the rising brown tide.''

Overheard in Whitehall Monday afternoon.

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What a boring post

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You can't row it back lad. You'll never win.

The collapse has to come before it will recover.

is this why you're unable to piss in public you loser?

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this

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VOTE NIGEL!

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>HURRR DIRRR COLLOASE IS CUMIN MY BODY IS READY
also you
>RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE MUMMMY HOW HAVE YOU RUN OUT OF BOMBAY BAD BOY

whenever i take a piss in public i make sure to do infront of a camera so some shut in desk job loser can watch and envy me

youtu.be/DsJxxfU_p5M

fucking kek at this one

>yer gonna get bummed in the showers rodders! How you like that?

I erode historical sandstone buildings with my piss

Reminder that posters pretending to shill an imaginary ethno-fash UKIP are just Chukka's CUK interns.
Lies, lies from cuckold eyes.
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you mean you piss on childrens sandcastles you fucking noncecase

Who said this exactly?

i've pissed in the tescos ready meals fridge twice before

i shat in your mum's eyes, and then fucked the lot of it into her skull.
kys

but you literally didn't you LARPcel i'm a test tube baby???

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you've never even seen your own mother's fanny, nevermind the slippery minge of a true english tootsow.
you disgust me

mercer's on strike apparently. not sure what that means, but there it is.

Eddie they're talking about you in /brit/

but i dont have mum you LARPcel i dont understand why you're so upset because you willingly ate my piss???

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Don’t you?

Why?

>you've never even seen your own mother's fanny
user...we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees, and where baby's come from.

i iv heroin into my neck so i dont have to worry about it leaking out when i slit my wrists???

They envy you

>Good Morning fellow UKIP members
>It has come to my attention that we are low in the polls
>And the electorate see us as a racist and sexist party.
>But let me introduce our latest candidate, who will appeal to ve youf and aid our cause!
>Ladies and Gentlemen!
>Sargon!
honk

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>and where baby's come from.
*babies

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based snarky paki
VOTE NIGE

MY LEFT EAR HAS BEEN BLOCKED FOR DAYS NOW AND IT WONT POP


AAAARRGGGHHH

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>celebrating your own political gullibility
The absolute fucking state of you

>EU chief: 'Nigel Farage is our only hope'
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/guy-verhofstadt-on-brexit-and-nigel-farage-1-6001115

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it probably made more sense in his head

ask your boyfriend to fuck your ear better

ofcourse you've had it in the ear before

Post some fake polls Chukka.

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Might actually go get some Bucky after work

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Got a lust for life?

well im just a modern guy

I'm just gonna leave these thought here.
Anyone familiar with the total disparity in dick size and natural selection is never going to be insecure about anything, procreation is key.
Again, considering the total disparity in dick size, thinking all cunny is the same width/depth is fucking insane.

Own it lad, along with your children, and wife who is so appreciative of the oral attention she is too embarrassed to shame her friends husbands with it, own it lad.

Anyone else watching ITV? Why is Jon Ronson talking to Robert Peston about porn stars killing themselves? I thought this was a politics show?

>MY LEFT EAR HAS BEEN BLOCKED FOR DAYS NOW AND IT WONT POP
Pinch your nose, and try to breathe out hard through it. Should unpop.

Anonymongs have finally found the one thing they’re experts on, living with a micro penis

Jews are behind porn

go doctors lad

Fuck off eddie, that would kill him

Tried that. My ear just hurts even more now. It’s swollen inside as it is with the build up of wax.

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Hold your nose and increase pressure whilst allowing your left cheek to expand.
If it fails seek a professional.
t. half deaf user due to medical negligence related.

based

>is shown dozens of photo's of Farage cosying up to the opposition
>Nigel is ar only 'ope!!!
I bet you think Theresa May goes To Jeremy Corbyn's barbeque parties as well, don't you?
Fucking muppets!

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Thin teaspoon handle, have a dig around.

>ear
Is it red on the outside or hot to touch compared to your face?

Nothing happens

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>tfw your rival party becomes the rape-joke party
DOOOO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO

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Stop baiting anonymongs Eddie

That’ll damage my ear drum.

Nope, all normal temperature.

Not!
>The only thing you should put in your ear is your elbow.
Best advice my gran ever gave me.
Go see the doctor.

Masterbrew?

Is it red on the outside user and hotter to touch than your face?

>implying you would turn down an invite to one of juncker's lambic slag parties

What a lovely picture

See

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>implying you'd get invted
fuck off brincel

>t. half deaf user due to medical negligence related.
What happened?

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tfw you actually have to rely on commies making up shit about your opponent for people to take you seriously

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Get some eardrops

Lads

Hello captain obvious, I’ve tried.

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What

I have look

So it doesn't sound like an infection.
Have you got any cotton wool and obtrex or olive oil?

You could If you have olive oil, gently warm some up in a CLEAN sauce pan and dap the cotton wool in, it and place in your lug 'ole.

why are you so envious that i attend lambic slag parties in belgium?

can i boof this?

The lad said he's 5 inches, hardly micro by Indian or insectoid standards.
If you can't support an user, what can you do, well apart from run as an MP?

Yes...yes Eddie, whatttttt..

but you've never been to a party you LARPcel?

It's like you don't want to find whatever's laid it's eggs in his ear. I thought i was getting tinnitus, teaspoon handle sorted it, big lump of wax crustier than a tramps gusset.

How much of that did you pour in???

>it's nigel's fault that the media are attacking sargon
salty kipper logic

You probably have an inner ear infection.
Go see doc.

Yes

Yah if it gets impacted enough you need to see a medico. They have stronger kits you can't buy over the counter.

will it get me high?

I feel lonely
>5” isn’t micro
Lmfao, dicklet confirmed. 6” is cut off

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you've never even had so much of a sniff of fanny you pus-ridden troglodyte

Why are you so mad that I abuse potatoes

No

I’ve tried it all mate, olive oil, ear drops, those ear cleaning things (made it worse).

I’m going to the doctor, I hope I’m not half deaf.

>lets make shit up and tell everybody that's what the guy said
Are you a journalist? You're very good at this.