NEW YORK OBLITERATED IN ASTEROID IMPACT

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>New York City, home to 8.6 million people and one hot duck, has perished in an apocalyptic meteor strike.

>The rock entered Earth's atmosphere at a blazing 43,000 mph (69,000 km/h), then exploded over Central Park in a blast with 1,000 times the energy of the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The city, and much of the surrounding countryside, was destroyed.

>Over the past week, some 200 space experts from NASA, the European Space Agency (ESA) and other organizations have been melding their minds in order to face the crisis of a hypothetical asteroid barreling through space toward North America. The gathering, called the International Academy of Astronautics Planetary Defense Conference, convenes every year with the not-so-simple task of figuring out how to save Earth from a head-on asteroid impact — sort of like war games, but on a planetary scale. [Crash! The 10 Biggest Impact Craters on Earth]

>Unfortunately, it appears that the asteroid in question evaded detection due to focus on other objects in space.

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Nothing of value was lost.

>unfortunately
What do they mean by this?

Clown world ends with a bang

good
fuck the mutts, hope their entire nigger infested shithole croaks from this thing

1.5 million Jews live in the NY metro region

New York getting obliterated would be a net positive for us.

If we're lucky the nuclear defense systems glitch so everyone ends up oblitering each other because it gets confused for a nuke

why?
the jews would fuck off and evacuate in time to their secret bunkers on the other side of the globe.

Glad we spent all that money on goblins and niggers instead.

pfbf

MUH DICK

AstroBased and Cosmopolipilled

3 million is alot

Between the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the private collections of various billionaires, if New York City was crushed under an asteroid, it would be a huge and irreparable cultural loss for the West.

We've got to evacuate the 15 million!0

>new your obliterated in nuke impact or some bomb we have no idea THEY have
>rebuild NYCs infrastructure for future Agenda 21 projects

Fixed that for you. Boomers are going to die in 5 to 10 years from now. It's clear they want to get rid of the old infrastructure for what's to come.

Bullshit.
The asteroid is going to hit right between the Dead Sea and the Mediterranean Sea.
Nothing within five hundred miles will survive.

Just push it off course with nukes. One after another, detonating as close to the surface of the side of the asteroid you want to push away from. Each one vaporizes a portion of the surface, and pushes the asteroid a little bit further off course.
A nuke a day keeps the asteroid away.

Think of all those Spiderman movies. An entire generation would grow up thinking that they took place in a fictitious place, like Gotham City.

6 MILLION?

Nazteroid

Still a net win

>half the world population of (((parasites))) WIPED OUT
Glorious.

spotted the jew.

Will they name the asteroid Hitler?