Why can't women bake pizzas?
I never saw a woman pizzaiolo in my life although it might exist somewhere
Why can't women bake pizzas?
Parker Campbell
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David Thompson
they don't understand dough
bakers are always men
women are pastry chefs
they make cakes and creme brule
Bentley Clark
I met a woman pastry chef once, you're right
Is it genetic?
Adam Sullivan
detroit pizza best pizza.
Grayson Hughes
Are you serious?
Michael Ross
>I met a woman
fuck off normalfag
Kayden Gonzalez
this is me
Leo Ortiz
baking is a science, like chemistry
pastries are more open to interpretation
just different personality traits, I think
you know what would be cool? a hand tossed pizza parlor where all the pizza tossers are women in bikini tops...shaved arm pits would be mandatory
Jose Young
A certain class of person or family becomes pizza shop owners and pizza makers. They are not people who typically are on the easy track to college and high status jobs. Think of a family owned pizza chain, every single one of them has the women up front handling the customers and money while the men are in the back making the actual food. This can be interpreted a few ways, most of which are probably correct:
1. Women are unwilling to get their hands dirty and do an uncomfortable and repetitive job for hours in a hot kitchen
2. Men do not trust women to uphold the same standards and quality they would in the kitchen
3. Men would rather do hard labor than have to deal with interacting with customers regularly
David Scott
Montreal style is the best. It's an actual pizza pie.
Ian Cruz
That's a fucking casserole not a pizza.
Jacob Campbell
so much truth
Thomas Diaz
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Andrew Ward
Explain this canada
Carter Perez
I understand dough. There is dough when you find a fat fold and fuck it.
Jaxson Kelly
That looks amazing
Chase Thompson
Sicilian is best
Daniel Fisher
What do you masturbate on in adultgif user?
Joseph Phillips
You can't be serious
Benjamin Collins
Disgusting now I understand why southerners mock us
Thomas Cox
just eat some tomatoes and meat? fucking idiots
Wyatt Lopez
i love pizza. all pizza.
Luke Thomas
Fuck me I'm hungry
Eli Cook
Pizza dough requires quite a bit of strength and dexterity to properly manipulate and to do it 1000x a day is no small task.
Sebastian Flores
Post geographical location shlomo
Isaiah Cruz
>eating pizza after pizzagate
Fuck off normie
Logan Gonzalez
I'm simultaneously disgusted and aroused.
Cooper Watson
My wife makes bomb ass pizzas
The secret is to get your oven as hot as it can go and either get pizza dough yeast or regular bread yeast but don’t let the dough rise with bread yeast or you will just end up with tomato sauce covered bread
Christopher Parker
what's with all the pizza threads from you freemason faggot kidfuckers lately
Pizzagate is Real
Liam Hill
Chicago deep dish is a casserole, Detroit pan style is not. It's in-between thickness, chewy thick and crispy on the corners. It's the best
Hudson Miller
its a piece of cake to bake a pizza cake
Justin Wilson
Better than pussy
Jonathan Carter
you sexiest pricks don't know anything about pizza, restaurants, or women
Tyler Adams
have pizza
Gabriel Jones
Little Caesar’s is the best pizza around fucking whore.
Henry Collins
i am disgusted... yet intrigued.
Jaxon Davis
Embarrassing
The only reason you need a thick pizza is because the water is poor so your sauce or dough (or both) are too disgusting to stand in balance so you either bring in massive hunks of meet and oil to distract
Christian Thompson
NY style all day. fuck that Neapolitan garbage. it's too soft with minimal cheese and too much crust.
Mason Rodriguez
YES I AM A RACIST, AND PROUD OF IT!!!
CHICAGO PIZZA IS FAR FAR FAR SUPERIOR TO NEW YORK GARBAGE
Alexander Campbell
i would chomp on that cake
Christian Flores
In all things that involve motor movement and logical, tactical thinking or bodily strength, read: all manner of skills that require competence and can form competition,
women are categorically inferior to men. of course there's exceptions, but name a woman who is the best at X in the world. and even if you find one, compare it to the list of men.
this is not debateable
Gabriel Parker
silly statement
Christopher Anderson
Ny crispy is dogshit, also your sauce is too sweet.
Lincoln Nelson
I'm in love
Xavier Howard
idk man, my gf makes the best pizza ive ever had hands down (that includes living in NYC for a few years and a roomie who was god of pizza at my graduate program).
generally, i agree tho. but theres exceptions
Isaac Jenkins
>a chain
>best at anything
is this the world burgers live in? lives dominated by brands and corporations?
Ryan Bailey
I wageslave at one...they have 100% destroyed pizza and are running the business they inherited into the ground.
Nicholas Gutierrez
I've been to Italy but the best pizza I ever had was in France. They really don't make them any differently, they're like the napoli style in op's pic but It was great. Mediterranean seafood pizza.
Kevin Harris
God you're dumb
Jackson Smith
looks pretty good imo desu desu
William Gray
Yes
Robert Miller
Why is American pizza so disgusting?
Oliver Bell
>army knife can't detect sarcasm
user...I
Nathaniel Perry
The chain pizzas are pretty bad but there's a ton of excellent small time pizza places.
Liam Long
Probably because we don't put pickled fish on it.
Wyatt Davis
Answer: American
Thomas Powell
My wife makes a pretty good pizza with hand-made dough. She is shit with pastry and cakes though.
Ryder Williams
most of it is made by niggers high on drugs
Adam Edwards
Can't really call it a pizza, but I'm sure that it's delicious. More of a pizza flavored pastry.
John Brown
It's actually really good. Much different than what Americans are used to, but all traditional Italian pizzas pretty much are. The sauce typically has a more sweeter and robust tomato flavor.
Adrian Johnson
fuck u. I'm opening a pizza shop by the end of 2020. how are these toppings?
Chorizo
Calabrian chilli
Kalamata Olives
Mason Walker
Sounds pretty good. My favourite pizza toppings are kalamata olives, mushrooms, spinach and cheese. Fresh marinated sardines might make a good topping too.
Justin Campbell
Imagine being so homosexual that you're calling a fast food worker for a "pizzaiolo." Do you call those starbucks drones "barristas" as well?
Joseph Ross
based.
mushrooms are underrated. also, in my sauce, I put an anchovy in for that extra umami without that overt bite.
Dominic Hill
chovies are always a good add
Asher Nelson
To call that a pizza is blasphemy, but I would be lying if I said it didn’t look yummy.
T. A neapolitan
Charles Sullivan
>I know what my pizza needs
>more dough!
Jace Jenkins
>Too soft
>Too much crust
>Cheese
A-user, I don’t even know where to start...
Samuel Lee
Here's a better question. Why is neapolitan pizzas the even shittier than female made pizzas?
Mason Campbell
Napoli style pizza is the most basic pizza you can get and it still beats that industrial crap in USA.
>picture related is real pizza (fire oven, real dough and no salami)
Andrew Hughes
>photoshop style
Charles Rodriguez
Then you wouldn't like the roman thin crust pizza style
Parker Garcia
they also don't understand meat and do everything half-assed. wife tried making pizza once. the dough was soggy and malformed, there were about three specks of meat on it, a tiny handful of cheese and a shitload of bullshit vegetables. she also tried to make chili once. it was tomato soup with a tiny pinch of chili powder in it. women are inherent fuckups.
Xavier Barnes
What's that? Hardtack with some cheese on it? Looks pretty sad, yes. I've eaten hardtack with cheese when my pantry is near empty. I don't call it fancy names and pretend it's cuisine.
Bentley Powell
>Do you call those starbucks drones "barristas" as well?
I call them "coffeeneers" or "bean dealers".
Angel Martin
Nigga thats a round-sandwich
Daniel Young
start somewhere. I literally hate Neopolitan pizza. it's like soup in the middle. a cook time of 90 seconds?? get outta here.
Alexander Hall
This is absolutely disgusting
At least your macedonian cousins have their own pizza style
Hunter Evans
looks pretty good, would prefer black olives though
Easton Thomas
just use your real flag leaf.
im so tired of this shit and you "people"
Dylan Wright
I usually call them "faggots," but I guess that works too.
Ryan Flores
Child pornography is more Jow Forums related than food threads. We need more child porn debate on Jow Forums.
Cooper Barnes
Literally anybody in Slovenia can make better pizza than Napoli style pizza or Dominos pizza.
Jack Howard
looks like it tastes pretty good, not sure I would call it pizza though.
Austin Bennett
to bake a proper pizza you need an oven that gets much hotter than a conventional home oven.
Jaxon Gomez
Left looks like cancer for children
right looks like food
I guess it makes sense americans are so damn fat
just looking at that overly processed cheese makes my heart explode.
Benjamin Cruz
For starters I’d ask you where you ate it.
Also regarding the cheese. How the fuck can you put cheese on a pizza?
I basically gag when I eat a pizza that uses fiordilatte instead of mozzarella, and you put cheese?
Also pizza has to be soft, you’re not eating a biscuit.
The crust is the only thing I can understand, though when the pizza is well done the crust is really good too.
Jace Garcia
that is disgusting and not even food
what is wrong with you animals? why cant serbs eat real food
Samuel Rogers
>lukewarm meat
>no maillard reaction applied to it
disgusting
Leo King
>Let’s put a lot of shit on pizza, I’m sure that’ll make it good.
Pretty much non-italian cuisine 101. Can’t say I expected anything different.
Joseph Rogers
I fucking hate stringy cheese on pizza.
Carson Parker
the classic pizza margherita really is pretty much unbeatable
Colton Robinson
Good goy, anything you put on pizza that is made out of real dough and is not baked in microwave will be better than your award winning pizzas.
Lincoln Ross
and they burnt it
Hunter Taylor
Multiple napoli style places in NYC. all of them used imported mozzarella di buffalo. it's just not my style. I don't like the idea of having to use a fork and knife to eat my pizza. I much prefer the thinner Roman style crust.
Angel Thomas
no really it looks disgusting
Even Chicago thin crust pizza style looks better
Zachary Sullivan
>Italians
>good food
Maybe 30 years ago. Now you buy in supermarket and get tomatoes imported.
Jeremiah Collins
Why can't the Finns stop licking each others' asses in the sauna?
Easton Brooks
Is that fucking meatballs... under the cheese? Don't tell me that's fucking meatballs... under the cheese.
Asher Price