What's it like working in tech?

>one day I will escape all this

hahahahaha! no. inflation and the free market are going to rape your wallet.

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I've been planning this for years. I'm selling my house this summer and I'll be full time on my boat in the south pacific just in time for hurricanes, lmao. I know where to hide a boat from storms, though. I've been sailing all my life.

C'mon. It can't be that bad. Indians are like 1% of America

pajeets are known copypastas who create big balls of mud
good companies give extra scrutiny to ensure the pajeets they hire won't shit up the code base

Pajeet Master Race

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You H1B poos aren't counted. There's too fucking many of you street shitters scurrying around pretending to do shit.

Pajeets breed White women

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but like 25% of tech

Probably some of the best jobs in America if you consider hours, physical and mental risks, growth prospects, ability to travel, ability to get paid to grow your network or skillsets

The people with bad attitudes, bad luck, or really bad decision making skills have plenty of horror stories, at the end of the day, their lives aren’t ruined, they’re just empty

>The Pajeet Menace
>looks up solutions on Stock Overflow
>shoehorns them into project without writing tests
>Pajeet project manager protects incompetent underlings
>nepotism ensues
>bullshit circles upward
>more pajeets hired
>company dies
>resume_driven_development.exe
>Pajeet virus spreads elsewhere

Fun fact: You don't have to worry about pajeets if you're working in a job that requires a security clearance.

t. gov NOC engineer.

he literally looks like a buffed aboriginal australian

>more pajeets hired
does happen
>company dies
doesn't happen

This tells me, Pajeets are Super tier

Surreal and painful, it resembles sitcoms and movies about office work VERY CLOSELY.

You look like him too Paki

>company dies

Tell me the names of companies dead by pajeets
Remember
All big tech has a large % of pajeets, way more than any other

i work remote and nap, work on music, and vidya all day. only thing is i gotta get my work done in time for the sprint, so i just work whenever

really can’t argue with the convenience and the pay

What's the best way to get recruited for those jobs? Is it just about knowing the right person?

i agree pakis have abo admixture too, not as much as the enormous amount indians have but still

Tech =/= IT

> ensure the pajeets they hire won't shit up the code base
>Being this naive
Why has every company in silicon valley been hacked? Hmm I wonder. It couldn't be because they dont give a shit about importing a third world code who has next to no experience because their TOS protects them. Keys faggot. I worked for some of the best companies but got tired of seeing packets shit up my code. And the smell was unbearable. Just neck yourself

>small dick
>poojeet
It checks out

afaik usajobs . gov can get you in the door with the GS system, but yeah knowing somebody always helps

don't do drugs
have a lot of friends who can be interviewed that will say they have never seen you do drugs.
dont have a shady internet history attached to easy to find pseudonyms.
dont have a shitty social media feed.
dont regularly talk shit about the government.

and apply.

unsurprisingly to me, most Tech workers cannot meet these requirements.

it’s not just pure tech companies. i work at a bank and everyone’s getting offshored because we hired a pajeet CIO. she fired the chick below her who’d been there for 20 years and replaced her with a poo that’s been her bootlicker for a decade, because the former chick didn’t want to halve her employees for more 1/2 price pajeets.

the company’s not gonna die soon, but i really hope it does

Be able to piss clean, check us government job listings, have a security+ certification, and don't have a criminal record. They're always looking because those requirements cut out like 80% of the job seekers.

How often do you shit in the streets? Did you ever take a dump in the streets? Do you use a toilette regularly? Do you use a toilette exclusively?

you are poor no money bong

White guy in a low level IT role here, you have to put up with a fair bit of bullshit when dealing with end users, but it beats menial labor and generally pretty crusiy

Also fuck gook moot for the range ban

pakoid

pakoids are separate race than Indians because Indians have higher IQ

The ones who hired Her than exactly this in mind
>we hired a pajeet CIO
You didn't do shit
The board members, share holders hired her to maximize profits with an eye on offshoring

She is just doing her supposed job

I'm sure most Jow Forums users will pass those checks with flying colours.

Then move out of tier 1. When you get to higher tiers you don't have to deal with end users as much. You deal more with managers and executives more. Which presents its own problems but they're still not as retarded as end users.

It is though

IT is medium hard tech

Depends on the job position.

Entry levels are easy

Higher levels are high IQ tech

>because Indians have higher IQ
You literally replied to the same post twice you absolute brainlet

Unironically, just apply. Just mack sure you have A+ Sec+ and Net+ certs. We desperately need more federal IT people. This shortage is going to get worse when Amazon HQ2 comes to DC and starts poaching agencies. Shit, they already do it with their data centers out in NoVA.

Missed the most obvious one. Don't lie on the SF86.

I feel good today morning
Waiting for my gf to suck my dick

That isn't IT, though. It's coding. IT is the lazy poos who ghost disk images onto work stations
and change toner carts and never get anything done because they're fucking off gibbering at each other in their poo language, and stalking women online on the company dime. Their jobs are monkey work a high schooler with developmental problems could do faster and with less annoyance. IT is the help desk poo who can't help anyone, and fucks up the exchange server because he cheated on his cert exams back in his shithole country.

i mean i use ‘we’ to refer to the company; i know i didn’t do shit. i knew what was up when her major qualifiers were being brown and have “immense (((international business experience)))”.

ofc it all comes down to maximizing profits, it just makes me sick to see a community we purport to be a member of get hollowed out - to see perfectly qualified local grads not get offers or outreach because growing and benefitting the city you have a stadium in is (((too expensive))).

that and the operational costs from absolute fucking retard tier pajeet code/work end up costing more in the long run anyway rofl

That maybe a rare case by not all Indian ITs are like that

A small fraction maybe

We own this industry

>exchange server
>2019
But yeah 99.999% of poos are terrible at IT because they don't teach thinking skills in India. They're taught rote memorization. They have no brains and no problem solving skills which are essential for IT. Most of them cheated on their exams anyway and can't understand half of what the job entails.

Basically we make some white people rich at the cost of other white people being made poor
BUT still IT jobs are plenty. A job position opens and closes within a few days. So no point in complaining that pajeets are stealing all your jobs. Your people are not simply trying

>brainlet who fails to understand why 50% of all IT is Indian minds

Can we mod the memeflag delouser addon to hide Pajeets?
The fucking poos are shitting up the place.

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>Google India
Do they even have software engineering jobs outside of their Mountain View offices? We have Google here too but they're mostly for marketing.

Pajeet Master Asian race

0% of real IT is Indians. Not a single one in my entire company except the brainlets that the vendors hire. We've lost millions fixing the mistakes of the vendor's brainlet pajeet contractors. Good thing we're dropping those vendors and the pajeets will be out of jobs soon.

Because you're cheap Labour perfect for brainless tasks?

They don't even memorize anything. They cheat openly on their exams, it's not even a secret, everyone knows certs gained in India are worthless.

They as a nation can't even keep the antiquated systems and buildings in their country the British gave them maintained, why would you let them near your network? They're the laziest people on the planet.

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>2019
>exchange server

Technically I still refer to exchange 365 as an exchange server

shut up subhuman gook. Indians are the master race.

Nobody cares about your 5 people company

we are excellent master tech people

Largest company in the region. Thousands of employees. 99% of the mistakes come from the few vendor pajeet contractors we're forced to deal with.

of course the fucking indian can’t read and comprehend abstract ideas. we make investors and shareholders *much more rich* at the cost of young grads *much more unable to accumulate wealth in their community*. we make incapable poos wealthy enough to think they can pull white women online while our cities decay because *businesses that pay well aren’t hiring locally*.

yes, IT jobs are *currently* plentiful, but the current trend of sacrificing our own people’s economic mobility for you fucks who can’t be bothered to attain a fifth grade reading level *will* kill the market *very* soon. H1-B is exactly as damaging to the tech industry as illegal immigration is to manual labor/low skill work, except we get the added bonus of clear text passwords with you fucks.

>we're forced to deal with.

We pajeets are such an unstoppable force

>cheat openly
This is bullshit. That picture is from Bihar which is the poorest state in the country. JEE is far more fairer than SAT, and we have strict anti-cheat measures everywhere. They even strip students before letting them write the exam. It's not like SAT where you pay the university heads to let you in kek.

>They as a nation can't even keep the antiquated systems and buildings in their country the British gave them maintained, why would you let them near your network? They're the laziest people on the planet.

Fuck off, Ameritard. Literally every single building near me has been built post-1947. The British didn't build fucking anything compared to the level of infrastructure a country as large as India needed. Now, you and your white supremacist crowd like to imagine that everything in India was built by the British. Lmao.

>We own this industry
No, you do not. Like I said pajeets cant get in the door of federal agencies or contracts without a clearance.

based paki trap.

If I've learned anything, it's that:

Poos are lazy
Poos lie about everything, to your face
Poos just suck up to the bosses and backstab everyone
Poos are the biggest crybabies around
Poos are worthless

At least beaners work hard. Poos and Africans are just a plague on humanity. Their countries are shitholes, and they're turning the civilized world into a shithole, one H1B at a time.

> can pull white women

This happens more and more .... oh no

>sacrificing our own people’s economic mobility

Fuck off... you are sacrificing nothing for us
You entitled fools think you are living in heaven or something. Welcome to real world, the economic and professionally smart eat the dumb like you

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>Fuck off, Ameritard. Literally every single building near me has been built post-1947.

I've been to your shithole country, liar. The entire place is literally rubble.

Silicon Valley doesn't drug test because they really don't want to know.

you can fuck my paki boipucci anytime, honey.

>federal agencies or contracts without a clearance.

Who is complaining? There are tons more private firms than govt firms

So happy you feel that way

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ITT: Jelly Ameritoid subhumans try to argue with Indian masters.

Bruh even the pajeets in American universities are notorious for openly cheating

No it does not happen

Maybe only happens in shit tier community college you went to

If they are caught cheating, they will be kicked off the roster... No pajeet would risk that after spending all the money of their extended relatives for getting an American ed

>think they can

it’s not actually happening though. your people are so undesirable they’re not even included in dating statistics hahah

i honestly can’t believe you still don’t comprehend what i’m saying. you people amaze me with your inferiority and idiocy every day. hope you enjoy getting paid less than half of what i make because you can’t think past today, buddy

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>he thinks the best pajeets go to american universities
newsflash, most people who go to foreign universities from India are just spoilt brats who couldn't compete in Indian examinations.

Soon
Don't worry

No pajeet would call himself a pajeet.

But you keep larping as one.

chinks are no better, chinkess are even worse

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>clear-text passwords
D Y I N G

I am transracial like many Indians.
We can fit as Asians, Caucasians and Indians are we desire.

>the SF86
The what?

Uh huh.

/thread.

Stop larping, faggot.

i like pajeets but they smell and don't shave. i met one here who was travelling and i found him in the morning under the Stone Bridge lifting some water up and chanting some verses or some shit. idk i asked him apparently it was Sunday and he was offering his wishes to the Sun God. weird religion.

only true religion

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no, not really pakis actually have the same iq as indians on average

Pajeets are literally gypsy

WHOA HOLY! BASED! REDPILLED!
Is it fucking real?

and then what? lol
you will just create other abomutts
you literally need the white men to create your beloved white women

correction: gypsy are literally pajeets from india

the only religion these abo indians know id how to drink piss from a cow

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