Why do brittish men age like shit?

Why do brittish men age like shit?

Been living in the UK for a while now and I swear everywhere I go I see compleyely bald (no beard either, doesnt seem like they can grow a proper one), extremely fat, tattooed, middle aged white men roaming the street in masses. It's like the biggest demographic in the place, by far.

I haven't seen many people in the previous stages of that condition, like youngish balding skinny fat guys with tattoos. It seems to me that as soon as they turn 40 they all go to shit.

I have been in many countries and I've never seen anything like it. Fat men, yes. White men, yes. Tattooed men, yes. Bald men, yes. Men with no beards, yes. But never a combination of the 5 in such large numbers.

What's going on??

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>middled ages white men
>biggest demographic in uk
You wish ahmed iben jamalivski

I wish I saw lots of white people when I go outside. Where do you live?

what if this bloke is 29??

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Norfolk, but I have been in Brighton and Bristol as well.

I've never been to the UK but will take everything you say as the absolute truth

>Why do brittish men age like shit?
>brittish
shitskin detected

You're exaggerating, Abdul.

Serious answer? All the beer and sausage rolls. There's a reason the rest of the world hates English tourists, cos they're all notoriously drunken slobs (see: Benidorm).
It's to the point that I won't date most English girls cos all they ever talk about is wine and brunch.

Plenty of examples like this, I see them here (am English). Some of us hardly seem to age at all though.

Have you tried not living around the working class?

why dont you leave then you polish cunt

>no beards is bad
What?

Not just yet he is elbow deep in my blocked toilet.

why did you post with a meme flag this looks like a basically normal post. stop being a flaggot

just started some agency work. whole fucking shift is polish. to them £9 an hour is big money so they are all working hard as fuck and moan at me because i dont want to do my back in for minimum wage. they are cancer. i hope poland fucking explodes

He's 17.

High carb diet.
Like America.

>love me pies
>love me carling
>love me ngubu
>love me greggs
>'ate muslims
>'ate the eu
>'ate racism
>simple as

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Norferners don't age, they come out of the womb like that. The females are all balding fat lads too.

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You must have a great CV if you are competing against polish migrants.

>t. non white

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It's easy to get promoted in those jobs. Work hard, make sure the manager/team leaders know it, and apply when a placement comes up. I got promoted to team leader in 3 months of starting. The fact you can speak English properly is also a massive advantage.

Bald, fat, huge gut, tattoos is a popular look in the U.K. for middle aged working class dudes. And wearing jeans with adidas runners.

>Been living in the UK for a while now
Where you from? Some nonced country full of feminine little faggots I take it. France? Can't handle real men.

Vitamin D deficiency

Class divide is strong in the UK. If they are the only people you're seeing then it says a lot about you, mutt.

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This. American food culture has a lot to do with this. American sized portions, sugar in everything including bread &c.

These people are getting fat as fuck eating roast beef and overly boiled veg.

Pol is fucking retarded. My 70 year old pops could break most of your faces with a hand behind his back and young chicks are all about him. Why is pol such a spergy bitch in the morning?

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how did william get balder than fucking charles, for fucks sake just go get the plugs put in. im getting JUST'd just by looking at this photo

So is that guy NORF or SOUF?

My theory is it’s all idiots who never learned to excercise or eat properly in their life. When they’re in their 20’s they just eat one less slice of pizza a day to lose weight. Then they turn 40 and their metabolism slows down and they shrug and say, ‘it’s unavoidable’ and get no excercise, eat what they want and rapidly morph into a hobgoblin

It's the underclass. Not sure what the cause is, but almost all of these problems are limited to that section of the population.

Multiple European groups (Nords, Gaels, Normans) have migrated to Britain throughout history. There's not a singular "British people" you can put generalise everyone as.

He's an absolute unit, and probably a good brexit lad

I can only imagine how wildly that crowd would start cheering if are tommeh suddenly showed up

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>british
>real man
Lol

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British are trash

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That guy really looks like Donald Trump!

let's be honest though, it isn't our brothers from over the pond, it's the food Jew. My granddad died in the 1970s and he was from a town where literally everyone had a vegetable garden and grew their own stuff. I suspect the yanks are the same. Look at picks from the '50s and '60s and the men were respectable and well dressed and only fellas in the grey stage of life had a bit of a gut. People in the west have hit a bad place all at once.

I'd put money he is a fellow NORFener

dental care here is not even that bad, people think we have bad teeth cos of the royals and their horse faces. at least we aren't using Russian Standard for anasthetic when we get a tooth pulled.

Britain's problems come from our version of gopniks/bydlos. You should be able to understand our situation better than most.

lmao, what a fat slob.

Fuck the UK lol, sharia soon

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*Bangs drum*

People just get more and more inbred with a closed off gene pool. Multiculturalism is a good thing.

can confirm Brighton and Bristol exclusively white middle aged fat men
and op not a lying cunt

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