>read paper
>sign it
>get paid 500 bucks an hour
Are attorneys the most overpaid crooks out there? How are they useful in our society, I can't wait till AI replaces them.
Read paper
Kayden Torres
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Liam Nelson
yeah, cost me 8k to drop two misdemeanors. all he did was file some paperwork and shake the judges hand. motherfucker drove a $100,000 car.
Liam Ward
Well tbqqqh its your own fault for being a nigger who cant behave.
Anthony Long
>AI replaces them
and then you go to jail for false evidence.
Colton Campbell
So excited to go to law school
Hunter Bennett
Boot licking retard. They shouldn’t make this much.
Noah Cruz
Yea you have no clue what attorneys do. You’re paying for experience and the guarantee it’s done correctly
Juan Kelly
Luke Wood
This. They could always do it pro se and see how that goes.
Carson Cruz
most of a lawyers job can be done by an form autofill bot
there's a list of the affidavits and such online. Always self-rep for small things.
Kevin Hall
fucking idiots
Easton Ortiz
Whole law system is pretty much a protection racket. See:
You paid 8k for the handshake
Elijah Fisher
>can't wait until AI replaces them
yeah i've been waiting to get fucked by a robot
Logan Hill
>be me
>broke and thirsty for justice
>going after a big company
>can't afford lawyer
>I'll read this shit and try to do it
>At first it's a total cluster fuck
>i_have_no_idea_what_im_doing.gif
>Buckle up, read stuff left and right
>Finally starting to decypher that shit
>Basically very simple rules but with very complicated words and forms
>Proceed to fill up all the paperwork myself and represent myself
>Company tries to talk me out of it
>You have no change budday
>ok whatever
>Day before court, company pull down their pants
>Cave in on my demands because Lawyers rate in the end > amount they owe me
>Got paid in full
Holly shit if I would have known before.............................................
Kevin Gutierrez
I'm family with a couple lawyers, aunt and uncle of mine. Aunt is now a judge and petty based. Uncle is a founder of a firm, white collar defence, and very successful. My uncle is a fucking bullshitter. I only seer them a couple times a year and everytime he says somthing I am sure is a fib. He is the leader of conversations and carries the stories and chat, the only thing he does is talk. Yap yap yap.
I've heard the 500 an hour talked about. He could talk for hours
Jayden Reed
legal battles are usually attritional warfare, being self-repped makes them squirm because your costs are nil.
Ayden Barnes
>overpaid crooks out there
Every law is a racketeering operation. Learning how to navigate the law leads to massive amounts of money by getting in on the action.
Repeat...EVERY LAW IS A RACKETEERING OPERATION.
Societal norms take care of everything else. Making a law actually absolves people of crimes usually because the punishment the racketeers come up with is usually less than society at large would inflict on a person.
Ex: Murderers and rapists are jailed instead of killed.
Brandon Adams
they will be replaced by AI before some of the manual labor jobs are.
Austin Ortiz
To be honest, in order to become an attorney you need an inhuman tolerance for boredom. I wouldnt be able to do it even if I were paid 1 million dollars per hour.
Charles Smith
>Yea you have no clue what attorneys do.
automative stuff
along with accountancy it is one of the most threatened high paid jobs
Colton Morales
>I can't wait till AI replaces them.
Disgusting. Go outside faggot